《The Sexual Life Of A Camel》歌词

[00:00:00] The Sexual Life Of A Camel - The Hit Co. (热歌公司)
[00:00:06] The sexual life of a camel,
[00:00:10] Is stranger than anyone thinks;
[00:00:14] At the height of the mating season,
[00:00:18] He tries to bugger the sphinx.
[00:00:22] But the sphinx' posterior's sphincter
[00:00:27] Is all clogged by the sands on the Nile.
[00:00:31] Which accounts for the hump on the camel,
[00:00:35] And the sphinx's inscrutable smile.
[00:00:41] In the process of syphillisation,
[00:00:45] From the anthropoid ape down to man;
[00:00:49] It is generally held that the navy,
[00:00:53] Has buggered whatever it can.
[00:00:57] Yet recent extensive researches
[00:01:01] By Darwin and Huxly and Hall,
[00:01:06] Conclusively prove that the hedgehog
[00:01:10] Has never been buggered at all.
[00:01:15] We therefore believe our conclusion,
[00:01:19] Is incontrovertibly shown
[00:01:23] That comparative safety on shipboard
[00:01:27] Is enjoying by the hedgehog alone.
[00:01:32] Why haven't they done it at Spithead?
[00:01:36] As they've done it at Harvard and Yale.
[00:01:40] And also at oxford and Cambridge
[00:01:44] By shaving the spikes off it's tail
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