《新店开张惊魂》歌词

[00:00:00] 新店开张惊魂 - 群星
[00:00:23] 哈利油我开了个洗脚城
[00:00:25] 地点就在那个金盆岭
[00:00:28] 金盆洗脚 让你过回足瘾
[00:00:30] 这个洗脚城嘞 这几个真努力
[00:00:33] 我洗他一只脚 收他五十块
[00:00:36] 我洗他两只脚 收他一百块
[00:00:38] 如果我洗他一百只脚 那又会是多少钱呢
[00:00:44] 老子今天滴淀发点狠 我一天洗他一万只脚
[00:00:49] 恩 让我先算一下 Money到底是多少
[00:00:56] 一七得七 二七四十八呀
[00:01:01] 三八妇女节 五一劳动节
[00:01:06] 六一我爹过节呀
[00:01:09] (爹 小子胡说八道 吃你老爹一拳)
[00:01:24] 金盆洗脚城
[00:01:25] 董事长 总经理 出纳 迎宾 保安都是我一个
[00:01:29] 开张一天各界名流都来捧场
[00:01:33] 有我爷爷奶奶 外公外婆 舅舅舅妈 伯父伯妈
[00:01:44] (咿 怎么全是你家里人呢)
[00:01:46] 也来了个那么一个外宾呐
[00:01:48] 一开口就是一句外语 打发点咯
[00:01:53] 出去出去 GoGoGo
[00:01:56] 我比你还穷 要我打发你
[00:01:58] 去去去去去去去
[00:02:01] 为了弘扬尊老爱幼的光荣传统
[00:02:04] 首先 给咯我爷爷来洗脚
[00:02:06] 我爷爷的双腿可不简单
[00:02:09] 我捧着他的双脚那么一看
[00:02:12] 那真是不说老同学跳高啊 吓了老子一大跳啊
[00:02:17] 我足足洗了八吨水 那硬是没有洗出白色来
[00:02:22] 哎 这还是好的呢
[00:02:26] 第二天我奶奶也来了
[00:02:28] (奶奶 乖孙子合着你挑挑鸡眼吧)
[00:02:32] 只见奶奶把袜子那么一脱
[00:02:34] 我就觉得天旋地转眼睛发黑
[00:02:37] 这时候我都不敢出气 一出气就会上呼吸道感染
[00:02:43] 旁边的苍蝇蚊子就像是在下雨
[00:02:45] 都被熏的晕头转向落在地上
[00:02:48] 我说 奶奶啊 别怪我对你不孝顺啦
[00:02:52] 现在给你一百块钱 隔壁还有一家洗脚城
[00:02:56] 你去喊他了(那她到底去没去啊)
[00:03:01] 去没去我也反正不太清楚
[00:03:05] 可是第二天隔壁就关了门
[00:03:08] 只见门上写了那么一行字
[00:03:10] 总经理因公殉职
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