《I Did What I Could With My Gas Mask》歌词

[00:00:00] I Did What I Could With My Gas Mask - George Formby

[00:00:07] Now I'm getting very fond of my gas mask I declare

[00:00:11] It hardly ever leaves my sight

[00:00:14] I sling it on my back and I take it everywhere

[00:00:18] It even comes to bed at night

[00:00:22] It's been a real good pal to me I must confess

[00:00:25] And helped me out of many a mess

[00:00:29] My sister had a lot of socks to mend

[00:00:33] So she gave me a fat bouncing baby to tend

[00:00:36] And when I felt it leaking at one end

[00:00:40] Well I did what I could with my gas mask

[00:00:44] I bought a farm because I like fresh air

[00:00:48] At milking time I tried to do my share

[00:00:51] And when I found the bucket wasn't there

[00:00:55] Well I did what I could with my gas mask

[00:01:03] The lady living next door Mrs `icks

[00:01:06] She heard the sirens blow one morn at ten to six

[00:01:10] She dashed outside in nothing but her nicks

[00:01:13] But she knew what to do with her gas mask

[00:01:17] By train I went for a very tiring ride

[00:01:21] There wasn't any corridor outside

[00:01:25] And when I felt the turning of the tide

[00:01:28] Well I did what I could with My gas mask

[00:01:36] To see old Echstien's (sp ) Adam in the nude

[00:01:39] I once thought I'd go with my Aunt Ermintrude

[00:01:43] And when she sniffed and said "How very rude

[00:01:46] Still he knows what to do with his gas mask

[00:01:51] For years I courted Annabella Price

[00:01:54] And always found her just as cold as ice

[00:01:58] Until one night the lass forgot her Ma's advice

[00:02:01] And I did what I could with my gas mask