《Charmschool (HMV Instore)》歌词

[00:00:00] Charmschool - Goldie Lookin Chain

[00:00:06] E mc squared so I've heard

[00:00:09] This is charm school

[00:00:10] How to pull a smart bird

[00:00:11] Love to dance with a skank

[00:00:12] With a stiff in my pants

[00:00:14] You're thinking romance

[00:00:15] While I'm thinking "are they implants "

[00:00:16] Girl you're better looking than my missus

[00:00:19] Want to give you deep love

[00:00:20] And then shower you with kisses

[00:00:21] On your pink parts cos this Newport clart

[00:00:24] Is into Charm School like Da Vinci to art

[00:00:26] This is a Hussain education it involves sex

[00:00:30] Draw and a Playstation

[00:00:32] Pushing your buttons

[00:00:32] Now you're thinking that I'm tender

[00:00:34] Like Craig David with a hidden agenda

[00:00:36] So I step to her and say "what's up "

[00:00:39] I'm not much too look

[00:00:40] At but girl you're in luck

[00:00:41] It's not all about looks

[00:00:43] Confidence or personality

[00:00:44] Wide ons hardons loving a bit of rubsies

[00:00:47] Adam's charm school

[00:00:48] (down the bus station)

[00:00:49] Adam's charm school

[00:00:50] (getting education)

[00:00:52] Adam's charm school

[00:00:53] (when the bell starts ringing)

[00:00:54] Adam's charm school

[00:00:55] (he don't care if you're minging)

[00:00:58] He's the G with the CSE

[00:01:00] A real A plus and they teach you for free

[00:01:03] Charm School

[00:01:04] Skills to rob tills

[00:01:06] NVQ's to City And Guilds

[00:01:08] Double detention but it don't matter

[00:01:11] I got my fingers stuck

[00:01:12] In the dinner ladies' batter

[00:01:13] Ding-a-ling

[00:01:14] The bell's for you not for me

[00:01:16] I graduated from charm school back in 1983

[00:01:18] Adam Hussain I needs another lesson

[00:01:21] And when the bell rings

[00:01:22] We're going on a session

[00:01:23] And have a little wager to see who can pull

[00:01:26] The most birds I've lost count

[00:01:27] I've got my hands full

[00:01:28] This charm school

[00:01:29] Where I learns from the master

[00:01:31] To get my finger in

[00:01:32] Just a little bit faster

[00:01:33] In and out up and down

[00:01:35] There's no complication

[00:01:36] A GLC baby's what you get for graduation

[00:01:38] It's a simple course

[00:01:39] And it won't involve revision

[00:01:41] Just 12 pints of lager

[00:01:42] In a nightclub on a mission

[00:01:44] His teaching style is more

[00:01:45] Than just particular

[00:01:46] And if he likes your bits

[00:01:47] Then he'll get extra-curricular

[00:01:48] I went to the university of life

[00:01:50] And the school of thought

[00:01:51] But I forgot all of the

[00:01:52] Important things what I was taught

[00:01:54] Oh son you gotta learn

[00:01:56] That if you take 12 pukkas you're bound to gurn

[00:02:01] Adam's charm school

[00:02:03] (down the bus station)

[00:02:04] Adam's charm school

[00:02:05] (getting education)

[00:02:06] Adam's charm school

[00:02:07] (when the bell starts ringing)

[00:02:08] Adam's charm school

[00:02:10] (he don't care if you're minging)

[00:02:12] Take time to study and invest

[00:02:14] If you follow the charm school

[00:02:15] Rules you'll be impressed

[00:02:16] There's no exams and it don't involve money

[00:02:19] Just a never-ending urge to try

[00:02:20] And get yourself some cunny

[00:02:22] Think style charm and finesse

[00:02:24] Mix it up with Adam

[00:02:25] And then chuck him some breasts

[00:02:26] Add confusion ladies and 27 beers

[00:02:29] Then wait down the clinic till

[00:02:30] The test results clears

[00:02:31] Smooth Like a pane of glass

[00:02:34] I'm gonna kick your ass

[00:02:35] If you try and skip my class

[00:02:37] I'll be your knight in shining armour

[00:02:38] Smoking marijuana

[00:02:39] Whispering sweet nothings cos

[00:02:40] You knows that I'm a charmer

[00:02:42] Top class you're free to enrol

[00:02:44] Like Pandora's box to Adrian Mole

[00:02:46] Or the Bee Gees for whom the bell tolls

[00:02:49] Give it a shot cos every hole's a goal

[00:02:52] Adam's charm school

[00:02:53] (down the bus station)

[00:02:54] Adam's charm school

[00:02:55] (getting education)

[00:02:57] Adam's charm school

[00:02:58] (when the bell starts ringing)

[00:02:59] Adam's charm school

[00:03:00] (he don't care if you're minging)

[00:03:02] Adam's charm school

[00:03:03] (it's like Jamie Oliver to chips)

[00:03:04] Adam's charm school

[00:03:05] (so it's fingers on lips)

[00:03:07] Adam's charm school

[00:03:08] (when the bell starts ringing)

[00:03:09] Adam's charm school

[00:03:10] (he don't care if you're minging)