《He Eats Asparagus, Why Can’t You Be That Way?》歌词

[00:00:00] He Eats Asparagus, Why Can't You Be That Way? - Barry Louis Polisar
[00:00:14] Whenever I am naughty
[00:00:17] Whenever I am bad
[00:00:20] Whenever I do something
[00:00:23] That makes my parents mad
[00:00:26] Like the time I bit the mailman
[00:00:29] Or left stuff on the floor
[00:00:32] My parent's say "Why can't you be like
[00:00:35] The boy who lives next door "
[00:00:40] He always makes his bed
[00:00:43] And he always eats his food
[00:00:46] He likes his itty bitty sister
[00:00:48] And he's never ever rude
[00:00:52] And when I don't eat what's on my plate
[00:00:55] My parents both will say
[00:00:59] "He Eats Asparagus
[00:01:02] Why can't you be that way "
[00:01:07] He is never dirty
[00:01:09] He always takes a bath
[00:01:13] He loves to do his homework too
[00:01:16] Especially math
[00:01:19] At school he is an angel
[00:01:22] He always sits up straight
[00:01:25] He's always very helpul
[00:01:28] And he never comes in late
[00:01:33] He always makes his bed
[00:01:35] And he always eats his food
[00:01:39] He likes his itty bitty sister
[00:01:42] And he's never ever rude
[00:01:45] And when I don't eat what's on my plate
[00:01:48] My parents both will say
[00:01:51] "He Eats Asparagus
[00:01:54] Why can't you be that way "
[00:01:59] He always says "I'm sorry "
[00:02:01] "Excuse me " "Thank you " "Please "
[00:02:05] He always dresses nicely not like me
[00:02:12] He's never spilt his milk
[00:02:14] Lost a glove or slammed a door
[00:02:18] Stuck out his tongue or giggled in school
[00:02:21] Or left things on the floor
[00:02:26] He always makes his bed
[00:02:28] And he always eats his food
[00:02:32] He likes his bitty bitty sister
[00:02:34] And he's never ever rude
[00:02:38] And when I don't eat what's on my plate
[00:02:41] My parents both will say
[00:02:44] "He Eats Asparagus
[00:02:47] Why can't you be that way "
[00:02:52] He goes to bed at nine each night
[00:02:55] And brushes all his teeth
[00:02:58] And Mommy wishes I was him
[00:03:00] And that he was me
[00:03:04] I've never even seen him burp
[00:03:07] He does what he is told
[00:03:10] But the boy next door is thirty four years old
[00:03:18] He always makes his bed
[00:03:20] And he always eats his food
[00:03:25] He likes his bitty bitty sister
[00:03:27] And he's never ever rude
[00:03:30] And when I don't eat what's on my plate
[00:03:34] My parents both will say
[00:03:37] He Eats Asparagus
[00:03:39] Why can't you be that way "
[00:03:43] "He Eats Asparagus
[00:03:46] Why can't you be that way "
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