《来电的朋友先别挂》歌词
[00:00:00] 来电的朋友先别挂 - 郭大麦
[00:00:00] 来电的朋友先别挂啊
[00:00:03] 我这给你们推销一个产品啊
[00:00:05] 那就是精拉又精踹
[00:00:07] 精铺又精晒
[00:00:08] 的大红花床单子
[00:00:10] 您可别小瞧了这床单子
[00:00:12] 它既是完美和谐的象征
[00:00:14] 又是夫妻幸福美满的祝愿
[00:00:16] 您拥有了它
[00:00:17] 每天好心情
[00:00:18] 你拥有了它
[00:00:19] 几个月不洗都没关系
[00:00:21] 绝对的环保绝对的低碳
[00:00:24] 它采用世界最高科技制造
[00:00:26] 完美无瑕带有自动清洗的功能
[00:00:29] 还可以自动根据空气质量变换颜色
[00:00:32] 你一看今天雾气蒙蒙
[00:00:34] 那床单的大红花你可就看不见了
[00:00:37] 您看见的就是一层烟雾
[00:00:39] 你一看今天小雨那床单的大红花可就鲜艳多了
[00:00:43] 毕竟受到小雨的滋润了
[00:00:45] 对于老人呢那绝对的管用
[00:00:47] 可以当温度计对老人身体非常好
[00:00:50] 对于小孩
[00:00:51] 那更是管用
[00:00:52] 一看颜色
[00:00:53] 就知道小孩是否尿床了
[00:00:55] 对于年轻人没治了
[00:00:57] 随心情变换颜色
[00:00:59] 一天好几个颜色都没有问题
[00:01:01] 你要问这床单多少钱
[00:01:03] 我告诉你还没做好呢
[00:01:08] 来电的朋友先别挂啊
[00:01:09] 我这给你们推销一个产品啊
[00:01:12] 那就是精拉又精踹
[00:01:14] 精铺又精晒
[00:01:15] 的大红花床单子
[00:01:16] 您可别小瞧了这床单子
[00:01:18] 它既是完美和谐的象征
[00:01:20] 又是夫妻幸福美满的祝愿
[00:01:23] 您拥有了它
[00:01:24] 每天好心情
[00:01:25] 你拥有了它
[00:01:26] 几个月不洗都没关系
[00:01:28] 绝对的环保绝对的低碳
[00:01:30] 它采用世界最高科技制造
[00:01:33] 完美无瑕带有自动清洗的功能
[00:01:36] 还可以自动根据空气质量变换颜色
[00:01:39] 你一看今天雾气蒙蒙
[00:01:41] 那床单的大红花你可就看不见了
[00:01:44] 您看见的就是一层烟雾
[00:01:46] 你一看今天小雨那床单的大红花可就鲜艳多了
[00:01:50] 毕竟受到小雨的滋润了
[00:01:52] 对于老人呢那绝对的管用
[00:01:54] 可以当温度计对老人身体非常好
[00:01:57] 对于小孩
[00:01:59] 那更是管用
[00:02:00] 一看颜色
[00:02:01] 就知道小孩是否尿床了
[00:02:03] 对于年轻人没治了
[00:02:04] 随心情变换颜色
[00:02:05] 一天好几个颜色都没有问题
[00:02:07] 你要问这床单多少钱
[00:02:09] 我告诉你还没做好呢
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