《You’re Pretty When I’m Drunk(Explicit)》歌词

[00:00:00] You're Pretty When I'm Drunk (我喝醉的时候你很美) - Bloodhound Gang

[00:00:15] One Night Me And The Crew Hit The Road On A Mission

[00:00:18] To Slurp Free Brew And Go Fuzzy Flounder Fishin'

[00:00:20] Kayjees On The Hi-Fi And The Keg Was Bottomless

[00:00:23] Until We Brought Skip O' Pot2mus

[00:00:25] And Daddy's Gonna Get Some Probably Underage And Dumb

[00:00:27] And Everybody Knows That The Daddy Eats His Young

[00:00:30] Lupus In The Lavatory Making A Big Stink

[00:00:32] Macing Up The Toilet Seat And Pooping In The Sink

[00:00:35] M S G ¹S Tanked Up And Wizzin' In A Cup

[00:00:38] Waiting For A Sprinkle Genie To Come And Drink It Up

[00:00:40] Cause I'm The One Bottle Willy With The 12 Horse Ale

[00:00:42] After That I Get Silly Like Soupy Sales

[00:00:45] Now It's Midnight And I'm Completely Boofy Blitzed

[00:00:47] A Six Of Shlitz And The Jew Brew Manischewitz

[00:00:50] With My Beer-Tinted Glasses I'm Ready To Bitty Battle

[00:00:52] I'm Hungry Like The Wolf But I'll End Up Tending Cattle

[00:00:55] Cause You're Pretty When I'm Drunk

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[00:01:04] (And I'm Pretty F**kin' Drunk)

[00:01:14] Here She Comes A Funky Fried Cutie

[00:01:18] Mr Jimmy Pop Ali Is Gonna Get Some Booty

[00:01:20] Cause I'm Mr Mcfeelie With A Speedy Delivery

[00:01:23] You'd Think I Was A Ditch The Way This Chick Was Diggin' Me

[00:01:26] But Maybe I Should Check And See If This Is Where I Wanna Be

[00:01:28] Hey Lupus Is She Cute Yea For A Pygmie

[00:01:30] Aw What Do You Know You're Probably Going Home Alone

[00:01:32] And It Wouldn't Be The First Time That I Gave A Dog A Bone

[00:01:35] Plus Beauty It's Only Skin Deep

[00:01:38] It's In The Eye Of The Beholder And My Beholder's About To Tweak

[00:01:40] I Could Tap That Barrel In Fact I Know I Can

[00:01:43] It's A Ménagé A Trois You And Me And Heineken

[00:01:45] Cause You're Pretty When I'm Drunk

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[00:01:53] You're Pretty When I'm Drunk

[00:01:54] And I'm pretty f**king drunk

[00:01:56] Regrets I've Had A Few

[00:01:58] First And Foremost I'd Like To Mention You

[00:02:00] For The Sake Of Conversation We'll Call You The Brand New Heavy

[00:02:03] Your A Mix Between An Ugnaut And Eugene Levy

[00:02:06] You Can Call It Big-Boned I Prefer To Call It Gut

[00:02:08] Your Buddha Your Shamu Your Jabba The F**kin' Hutt

[00:02:11] You Had Harpoon Scars And Your Boobies Were Hairy

[00:02:13] I Smelt Tuna Melt But I Wasn¹T Gonna Worry

[00:02:16] It Was 3 A M And I Wasn't Gettin' Squat

[00:02:18] So I Rolled You Up In Flour And Aimed It For The Wet Spot

[00:02:31] I Was Buttering Rolls Like A Soup Kitchen Christian

[00:02:34] Then It Hit Me Something Bit Me While My Little Rod Was Fishin'

[00:02:36] I Was Deep Sea Fishing I Took A Fat Chance

[00:02:38] But How Was I Supposed To Know That Jabberjaws

[00:02:40] Lived In Your Pants

[00:02:41] At That Junction I Came To Realize

[00:02:43] That Only Frank Purdue Likes Thighs That Size

[00:02:45] Fatty Fatty Boom Ba Latty I Gotta Lament

[00:02:49] That You Were Not A Girl You Were An Experiment

[00:02:54] Cause You're Pretty When I'm Drunk

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[00:02:59] You're Pretty When I'm Drunk

[00:03:00] You're Pretty When I'm Drunk

[00:03:01] You're Pretty When I'm Drunk

[00:03:03] And I'm pretty f**king drunk

[00:03:04] You're Pretty When I'm Drunk

[00:03:05] You're Pretty When I'm Drunk

[00:03:06] You're Pretty When I'm Drunk

[00:03:08] You're Pretty When I'm Drunk

[00:03:09] You're Pretty When I'm Drunk

[00:03:10] You're Pretty When I'm Drunk

[00:03:11] You're Pretty When I'm Drunk

[00:03:13] And I'm pretty f**king drunk