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[00:00:01] 听见有人说带水豹

[00:00:05] 他立刻想起小夸父戴启峰

[00:00:08] 戴喜峰是自己救命恩人呐

[00:00:12] 想当年自己被毒蛇咬伤昏迷不醒

[00:00:16] 是带水豹把施大叔背到家给自己治病

[00:00:23] 还没等治好呢

[00:00:25] 戴喜峰就走了

[00:00:27] 两个人没见过面儿

[00:00:30] 可是戴喜风的模样

[00:00:33] 身材

[00:00:35] 他是清清楚楚

[00:00:37] 他父亲雷30

[00:00:39] 施大叔经常跟他说

[00:00:42] 舜很想报答救命之恩

[00:00:46] 可惜

[00:00:47] 没有机会

[00:00:48] 今天可不能失之交臂

[00:00:52] 他离开人群几步就追上了

[00:00:57] 这位大叔

[00:00:58] 请您慢走

[00:01:00] 那个人止住脚步

[00:01:02] 回过身来看看舜

[00:01:05] 并不认识

[00:01:06]

[00:01:07] 你叫我呀是

[00:01:09] 大叔啊

[00:01:10] 您可是担任过水报的戴喜峰大叔吗

[00:01:17]

[00:01:18] 在下正是戴西风

[00:01:21] 你是啊

[00:01:23] 戴大叔

[00:01:24] 咱们爷儿俩没见过面

[00:01:26] 可是我一家人常念叨您呐

[00:01:30] 我是您救过的小顺子呀

[00:01:33] 恩人在上

[00:01:34] 请受我一拜

[00:01:37] 舜慌忙跪倒

[00:01:39] 磕了三个头

[00:01:41]

[00:01:41] 快起来

[00:01:42] 起来

[00:01:43] 小夸父把舜搀扶起来

[00:01:47] 我就问你

[00:01:49] 什么时候事儿啊

[00:01:51] 我怎么不记得了

[00:01:53] 哎呀

[00:01:54] 十几年前

[00:01:56] 有个小孩被毒蛇咬了

[00:01:58] 你记得吗

[00:02:00] 哎呀

[00:02:01] 记不清了

[00:02:02]

[00:02:04] 那阵你的娘正有病

[00:02:06] 有一天晚上

[00:02:09] 从租房来了

[00:02:10] 两个人

[00:02:12] 一个是李正一个是雷30

[00:02:14] 想请你啊

[00:02:16] 到桃山把神医师大叔接到朱峰

[00:02:22] 为了救一个被蛇咬的孩子

[00:02:25] 那个孩子就是我

[00:02:28] 刚才在岸边

[00:02:29] 有人一说带水豹

[00:02:32] 我猜想就是您

[00:02:35] 果然是您是我的恩人

[00:02:38] 我终身难报啊

[00:02:42]

[00:02:43] 带水豹想了想

[00:02:45]

[00:02:45] 是你

[00:02:46] 你是顺子

[00:02:49]

[00:02:50] 你要不提起来

[00:02:51] 我还真把那件事忘了

[00:02:54] 光阴似箭呐

[00:02:57] 一晃就过了十几年

[00:03:00] 你也成了大小伙子

[00:03:02] 我却成了老头儿

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[00:03:06] 人生可真快呀

[00:03:10] 说到这儿

[00:03:11] 觉得很凄凉

[00:03:14] 大叔啊

[00:03:15] 你家里还好吗

[00:03:18] 每当村里提起这件事儿

[00:03:21] 我知道

[00:03:23] 我这条命是您给捡回来的

[00:03:25] 我从心里佩服大叔的为人

[00:03:29] 小夸父笑了笑

[00:03:31] 不算什么

[00:03:33] 我娘啊

[00:03:34] 几年前已经过世了

[00:03:36] 说起来还亏得我去桃山背回施老医师

[00:03:42] 他医术精湛

[00:03:43] 用药给我娘调理的

[00:03:46] 让我娘多活了十几年

[00:03:48] 80 多岁无病而终

[00:03:52] 这才叫善有善报

[00:03:55] 果然如此啊

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[00:03:58] 顺子

[00:03:59] 我听说过你是个大孝子

[00:04:02] 而且还让牛听你使唤

[00:04:05] 给你耕地

[00:04:06] 了不起呀

[00:04:08] 您这是夸我呢

[00:04:10]

[00:04:11] 这离我家不远

[00:04:14] 要不嫌弃

[00:04:15] 就到我家坐坐

[00:04:17] A

[00:04:19] 舜答应的挺干脆

[00:04:21] 他这是对小夸父

[00:04:24] 有感情

[00:04:25] 小夸父住在岭西

[00:04:27] 还是当初的院子

[00:04:30] 等舜跟他来到家

[00:04:33] 进了屋一看

[00:04:35] 心唰就凉了

[00:04:37] 屋里没有其他人

[00:04:39] 也几乎没有什么东西

[00:04:42] 什么都没有

[00:04:44] 萧夸父看了看他的眼神

[00:04:47] 就知道他想说什么

[00:04:49] 就主动的说

[00:04:52] 原来呀

[00:04:53] 我跟共工一块儿治水

[00:04:55] 可是治了几十年也不见成效

[00:05:00] 朝廷君主

[00:05:02] 就把他给罢免了

[00:05:05] 又重新换了个人

[00:05:07] 帝尧派了一个叫鲧的人当水政

[00:05:12] 这鬼一上任呢

[00:05:13] 下边的人也大多都不用了

[00:05:17] 我呢

[00:05:18] 为人嘴直

[00:05:20] 得罪了

[00:05:21] 滚滚也是老找我的麻烦

[00:05:24] 最后我一想

[00:05:25] 年纪也大了

[00:05:26] 常年在外餐风宿露

[00:05:30] 得了一身病

[00:05:31] 干什么呢

[00:05:32] 得了

[00:05:33] 回家吧

[00:05:34] 就这样辞官不做

[00:05:36] 回到家里

[00:05:37] 拿今天话说

[00:05:39] 退休了

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[00:05:41] 那个年代退休可没有养老费

[00:05:45] 小夸父

[00:05:47] 回到家无事可做

[00:05:49] 是啊

[00:05:50] 他个大腿长到处送信水报报水情

[00:05:56] 除此之后

[00:05:57] 身无长处

[00:05:59] 退休了只可待在家里

[00:06:02] 又快50 岁人了

[00:06:03] 想找个媳妇也难

[00:06:05] 现在是一个人过日子凑合活

[00:06:10] 他没有更多的经济来源

[00:06:13] 所以经常是吃上顿没下顿

[00:06:17] 别看在朝廷做过事

[00:06:20] 可是

[00:06:21] 没人再理他了

[00:06:24] 顺听了小夸父这番话

[00:06:26] 就想自己的恩人为了治理水患奔波几十年

[00:06:31] 却落了个如此凄凉的晚景

[00:06:35] 心里就很不是滋味

[00:06:37] 大叔啊

[00:06:39] 你一个人住在这儿太孤单了

[00:06:42] 也没人照料

[00:06:44] 这怎么能行呢

[00:06:45] 如果您不嫌弃的话

[00:06:47] 你就到朱房跟我住在一起

[00:06:50] 咱爷俩做个伴

[00:06:52] 也好有个照应

[00:06:54] 你有时间呢

[00:06:55] 你给我讲讲治水的经验

[00:06:58] 外边高山大川的美景还有

[00:07:02] 通往东西南北的道

[00:07:06] 实际啊

[00:07:07] 顺势要报答小夸父对自己的救命之恩

[00:07:13] 小夸父求之不得呀

[00:07:17] 他现在生活很艰难

[00:07:19] 可他冷静一下

[00:07:22] 想了想

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[00:07:24] 难道你的父母不

[00:07:26] 我父母还都健在

[00:07:27] 他们跟着我的弟弟妹妹在一起过

[00:07:31] 我自己在珠峰北山坡开了一大片的荒地

[00:07:37] 还盖了两间房子单独住

[00:07:40]

[00:07:41] 那就是人们传说的那骊山

[00:07:44]

[00:07:45] 是那个地方

[00:07:47] 唉呀

[00:07:49] 你还单独过

[00:07:50] 怎么还没有娶媳妇

[00:07:53] 诶没有

[00:07:55] 你可别跟我一样啊啊别耽误了啊

[00:07:59] 成了老光棍

[00:08:01] 不能不能不忙

[00:08:02] 大叔我常常不在家

[00:08:05] 你去了给我看门照顾地

[00:08:08] 我还有个依靠

[00:08:10]

[00:08:10] 那你爹你娘会同意吗

[00:08:13] 我想会同意的

[00:08:14] 大叔啊

[00:08:15] 这么办

[00:08:15] 我回去跟我爹娘说好了

[00:08:18] 马上就派人接你

[00:08:21] 好啊

[00:08:22] 那我就不客气了诶

[00:08:26] 小夸父答应了

[00:08:28] 舜很高兴

[00:08:29] 就告了辞往回走

[00:08:33] 在上

[00:08:33] 他想

[00:08:34] 我昨天一回来就被方回、博洋等人拉走了

[00:08:40] 半住脚

[00:08:42] 晚上又闹了一夜

[00:08:45] 还没有回去看爹妈

[00:08:47] 应该回家

[00:08:49] 可是

[00:08:51] 还没有见里正呢

[00:08:53] 我先到李正家

[00:08:57] 其实姜里正早就知道顺回来了

[00:09:01] 还带来一头象

[00:09:03] 他可高兴啊

[00:09:05] 菩萨眉毛都乐开花了

[00:09:08] 顺呢

[00:09:09] 咱朱峰可有些年没见着大象了

[00:09:13] 你带来大象好放在村落里

[00:09:17] 以后大家有事谁用都方便

[00:09:21]

[00:09:22] 就是就是

[00:09:23]

[00:09:23] 顺呢

[00:09:24] 你在诸房也待不长

[00:09:26] 不如找两个年轻人来养大象

[00:09:30] 再找个老相公帮着驯象

[00:09:33] 你看怎么样

[00:09:34] 那当然好了

[00:09:36] 就依着您

[00:09:37] 我呀

[00:09:38] 想回家去看看爹娘

[00:09:41] 那位说了

[00:09:43] 大象是顺的

[00:09:45] 怎么就充公了

[00:09:48] 对呀

[00:09:48] 在那个年代还是半公有制呢

[00:09:52] 甭说一头大象啊

[00:09:54] 你就谁家打来猎物也必须

[00:09:58] 给村里送一部分作为公共积累

[00:10:02] 将来可分配老弱病残的

[00:10:06] 何况这么大一头象

[00:10:09] 那可太有用了

[00:10:11] 李正接着说

[00:10:14]

[00:10:14] 顺呐

[00:10:15] 你回来太好了

[00:10:16] 这几天我是心惊肉跳

[00:10:19] 着急上火

[00:10:20] 村子不太平啊

[00:10:23] 最近渭水出了水怪

[00:10:27] 什么藏龙涧

[00:10:29] 密水泊

[00:10:30] 雷岭这一带都有水怪

[00:10:35] 三个地方的

[00:10:36] 李政都派人来了

[00:10:39] 让我们人和准备贡品

[00:10:42] 祭祀禳灾

[00:10:45] 我跟巫师一商量

[00:10:47] 巫师说

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[00:10:50] 最好是找个孝子啊

[00:10:52] 然哉

[00:10:54] 孝子感天动地

[00:10:57] 上天必降吉祥

[00:11:00] 一想

[00:11:02] 还是你去吧

[00:11:03] 你可是咱们这大孝子

[00:11:06] 你继母对你那么狠

[00:11:09] 你呢

[00:11:10] 以恩报怨

[00:11:12] 我们都佩服

[00:11:14] 你呀

[00:11:15] 抓紧抓紧

[00:11:16] 在渭水河边上准备贡品祭祀

[00:11:20] 到时候巫师帮助你求水怪啊

[00:11:24] 别在这作祟

[00:11:26] 为难咱们了

[00:11:28]

[00:11:29] 我知道了

[00:11:30] 其实我也不知道该怎么办

[00:11:34] 不不不不不

[00:11:35] 你孩子有主意

[00:11:38] 比我强

[00:11:39] 为这个事儿

[00:11:40] 昨天早晨我还把村子里的青壮年找来

[00:11:44] 叫他们小心水怪伤人

[00:11:47] 又通知大家不许下河捕鱼

[00:11:51] 孩子们不许在外边乱跑

[00:11:53] 晚上早早关门闭户

[00:11:55] 多准备贡品

[00:11:57] 吓得大伙儿都没主意了

[00:12:00]

[00:12:01] 你回来就好办了

[00:12:04] 顺嘴没说

[00:12:05] 心里合计我回来有什么用啊

[00:12:08] 水怪能怕我吗

[00:12:10] 得想办法呀

[00:12:12] 怎么办呢

[00:12:14] 李正这

[00:12:17] 他心里想着

[00:12:19] 嘴里呜噜噜的说不明白

[00:12:22] 李正也挺聪明

[00:12:24] 别看老了

[00:12:25] 说呢

[00:12:26] 有什么话要说呀

[00:12:28] 我是说

[00:12:30] 那水怪如果在我们祭祀之后

[00:12:33] 他仍然还闹呢

[00:12:36] 住口

[00:12:37] 不许胡说

[00:12:39] 顺呐

[00:12:40] 只要心诚就会灵验

[00:12:43] 心诚则灵

[00:12:45] 过去啊

[00:12:47] 听老一辈的说

[00:12:49] 渭水曾经闹过交

[00:12:53] 很大很大的蛟龙

[00:12:56] 不光是兴风作浪啊

[00:12:59] 还掩埋着土地

[00:13:00] 还经常上岸伤人伤牲口

[00:13:05] 人们就有猪啊、牛啊、羊啊这三处祭祀

[00:13:09] 扔到水中没过几天

[00:13:12] 你猜怎么着

[00:13:14]

[00:13:14] 真是风平浪静了

[00:13:18] 伤人伤畜的事儿啊

[00:13:20] 就再也没发生

[00:13:23] 说呐

[00:13:24] 只要心诚

[00:13:26] 准能消灾去难

[00:13:30] 东西

[00:13:31] 由村子里准备

[00:13:33] 好吧

[00:13:34] 我也准备准备

[00:13:36] 李政大人

[00:13:37] 我走了

[00:13:38]

[00:13:38] 去吧去吧

[00:13:39] 也该看看你爹娘了

[00:13:41] 就这样

[00:13:42] 舜心事重重

[00:13:44] 他有压力

[00:13:46] 叫我去祭祀

[00:13:48] 消灾去难

[00:13:50] 我能担得起重任吗

[00:13:52] 思思想想来到他家门口

[00:13:55] 推门一看

[00:13:57] 只见父亲坐在炕上

[00:14:00] 继母人

[00:14:01]

[00:14:02] 弟弟巷子

[00:14:04] 妹妹恪守都不在家

[00:14:07] 他在炕沿前扑通

[00:14:10] 跪下了

[00:14:12]

[00:14:12] 我回来了

[00:14:15] 他以为爹一定会高兴

[00:14:18] 哪知他父亲像没听见似的

[00:14:20] 没动

[00:14:22] 第一

[00:14:23] 我回来了

[00:14:25]

[00:14:26] 爹还没答应

[00:14:28] 于是他提高嗓门

[00:14:30]

[00:14:32] 这次啊

[00:14:34] 爹答应了哪儿啊

[00:14:37] 不但没答应

[00:14:38] 身子是一动不动

[00:14:41] 舜着急了

[00:14:43] 爹没有眼睛

[00:14:45] 这耳朵在失聪

[00:14:47] 听不见

[00:14:48] 变成一个聋子可就更糟了

[00:14:52] 他正在琢磨

[00:14:53] 忽然

[00:14:54] 父亲有些冷不丁地冒出一句

[00:14:58] 你还知道有爹呀

[00:15:02]

[00:15:03] 娶了媳妇儿

[00:15:05] 小日子过得还不错吧

[00:15:09] 树一听爹的话

[00:15:11] 带刺儿就知道爹挑理了

[00:15:14] 生气了

[00:15:15] 他马上说

[00:15:16]

[00:15:17] 消消气

[00:15:18] 我这不一进来就给您跪下了吗

[00:15:23] 快起来吧

[00:15:25] 你瞎爹可受不起呀

[00:15:27] 哎呀

[00:15:28] 爹呀

[00:15:29] 你听我说呀

[00:15:31] 是这么回事儿

[00:15:32] 我是昨天回的

[00:15:34] 朱峰

[00:15:35] 该先看爹娘

[00:15:37] 可是我带回来一头象

[00:15:40] 还带了一个姑娘

[00:15:43] 那头像啊

[00:15:44] 是我在大树林里救下来的那个姑娘

[00:15:50] 是送我回来的

[00:15:52] 我还没等回家看爹娘

[00:15:54] 就被蓄伢子、方茴和妞等人拦住了

[00:15:58] 他们看像很新鲜

[00:16:01] 连拉带拽的就回骊山了

[00:16:05] 那个姑娘叫杨五初

[00:16:08] 是开店的

[00:16:09] 不是我媳妇儿

[00:16:11] 她干爹是身边牛也

[00:16:14] 牛爷说您是大大有名的贤师

[00:16:18] 好一通夸您呢

[00:16:21] 爹呀

[00:16:22] 你听说过神鞭牛爷吗

[00:16:25] 听说过

[00:16:26] 他那鞭子抽的神了

[00:16:29] 旁边有个蚊子在飞

[00:16:32] 他看也不用看

[00:16:33] 一鞭子就能要了那蚊子命

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[00:16:37] 你说的没错

[00:16:39] 牛爷的编辑好

[00:16:40] 他的干女儿杨五初的编辑也不错

[00:16:44] 我牵着相回来

[00:16:46] 牛爷怕出事

[00:16:47] 就让杨五初送我回朱峰

[00:16:51] 今天一早啊

[00:16:52] 人家回去了

[00:16:53] 哪是我媳妇儿呢

[00:16:55] 这都是误传

[00:16:57]

[00:16:59] 有闲眨巴眨巴他的眼皮

[00:17:03] 感情怎么回事啊

[00:17:04] 顺呐

[00:17:05] 你还跪着呢

[00:17:06] 您不发话儿子不敢起来呀

[00:17:09] 起来吧

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[00:17:12] 顺着起来

[00:17:13] 坐在父亲身旁

[00:17:15] 拉着父亲的手

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[00:17:17] 我娘和弟弟妹妹怎么不在家呀

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[00:17:20] 去地里干活去了

[00:17:22] 我这眼睛不好

[00:17:25] 坐在家里吃闲饭

[00:17:27] 昨天你弟弟妹妹听说你回来

[00:17:30] 还带回来一头象

[00:17:32] 非要去看看

[00:17:33] 被我给吓住了

[00:17:35] 我倒要看看

[00:17:37] 是不是娶了媳妇儿就忘了爹娘

[00:17:41] 原来是一场误会

[00:17:44] 顺子也笑了

[00:17:45] 我要是真娶了媳妇儿

[00:17:48] 还不让他回家拜见公婆吗

[00:17:51] 那我也太不懂事儿了

[00:17:53] 那头象呢

[00:17:54] 我看看哦

[00:17:56] 方才我到里正家

[00:17:58] 他说那头象要放在村落里养

[00:18:02] 留着大家使用

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[00:18:06] 无论谁家都可以使上

[00:18:09] 还有李政告诉我渭水滩出了水怪

[00:18:14] 藏龙剑、雷泽都摆起了祭场

[00:18:17] 李正让我也在渭水的岸边设计

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[00:18:22] 你说怎么办

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[00:18:25] 这事我听说了

[00:18:27] 这两天我都不敢叫你妹妹出去

[00:18:30] 今天是有你弟弟陪着

[00:18:33] 他们才到外边干活

[00:18:36] 怎么办

[00:18:37] 真是灾难呐

[00:18:40] 你就按照李正说的

[00:18:42] 准备点供品

[00:18:44] 祭祀祭祀诶

[00:18:47] 那灵怪是万万得罪不起的

[00:18:52] 那我就听您的

[00:18:54] 还有个事儿

[00:18:55] 当年我被毒蛇咬了

[00:18:56] 你还记得谁救的我吗

[00:18:59] 这事爹怎么能忘啊

[00:19:01] 是施大叔啊

[00:19:03] 还有背回施大叔的小夸父戴喜风

[00:19:08] 是他跑得快

[00:19:10] 一夜200多里地才把施大叔背到家

[00:19:14] 晚一点你都没命了

[00:19:17] 不但你没命啊

[00:19:19] 连爹也活不了了

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[00:19:22] 你干嘛问这个

[00:19:25] 我今天看见小夸父了哦

[00:19:28] 他怎么样

[00:19:29] 他在哪呢

[00:19:30] 接着顺就把见到小夸父带起风的事说了一遍

[00:19:34] 爹呀

[00:19:35] 他一个人过日子

[00:19:38] 太苦了

[00:19:39] 我想把他接到我这儿住在一起

[00:19:43] 您看行吗

[00:19:45] 好啊

[00:19:46] 知恩图报才对呀

[00:19:49] 他的大恩大德你一辈子也报不完呢

[00:19:53] 爹同意同意当老人供着他

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[00:19:58] 那我就去接他了

[00:20:00] 去吧

[00:20:01] 接回来之后啊

[00:20:02] 有工夫领到我家

[00:20:04] 我还得谢谢人家呢

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[00:20:08] 那我走了

[00:20:10] 舜走出爹的家门

[00:20:12] 他是喜忧参半

[00:20:15] 喜的是爹同意他去接小夸父

[00:20:19] 忧的是不知道该怎么祭祀

[00:20:23] 让水怪别在这兴风作浪

[00:20:27] 什么是水怪

[00:20:29] 是空穴来风

[00:20:31] 还是国有此事呢

[00:20:33] 哎呀

[00:20:35] 怎么办呢

[00:20:37] 怎么办呢

[00:20:38] 他一边走一边用手拍着脑门子

[00:20:42] 他正叨叨呢

[00:20:44] 有人说话了

[00:20:45] 什么怎么办呢

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[00:20:48] 说话的正是吴山跟伯阳

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[00:20:52] 李正让我祭祀

[00:20:54] 我也不知道该怎么办呢啊

[00:20:59] 我呀

[00:20:59] 找你也是为这个事儿

[00:21:01] 方才李正看见了旭阳

[00:21:04] 还让他悄悄的给你捎个话说是巫师病了

[00:21:09] 祭祀水怪

[00:21:12] 就全靠你了

[00:21:13] 蓄牙方回

[00:21:15] 我们几个到家里找你

[00:21:16] 可是你不在

[00:21:17] 我就出来找你

[00:21:19] 想不到在这儿碰上了

[00:21:20] 我去我爹家了

[00:21:22] 徐牙他们呢

[00:21:23] 都在你家呢

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[00:21:24] 快回去

[00:21:25] 于是顺和伯阳回到了骊山他的住处

[00:21:30] 狼混的说

[00:21:31] 你可回来了

[00:21:32] 巫师病了

[00:21:33] 李政就让你去主祭水怪

[00:21:38] 博洋的话刚落地

[00:21:40] 水泥鳅方回说

[00:21:42] 顺子

[00:21:43] 昨天你领回个大姑娘

[00:21:46] 我们没好意思说

[00:21:48] 可都憋坏了

[00:21:49] 也愁坏了

[00:21:51] 跟你说实在的吧

[00:21:53] 我们昨天晚上是强做笑颜

[00:21:57] 那就是为了你实际心理像压块石头一样

[00:22:02] 前天我亲眼见到的水怪

[00:22:05] 差点被水怪吃了

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[00:22:09] 易经

[00:22:10] 真的

[00:22:11] 水怪什么样

[00:22:13] 可不是

[00:22:14] 真的吗

[00:22:15] 前天我去围水里捕鱼

[00:22:18] 在水里正游着

[00:22:20] 忽然看见一群鱼哗向我游来

[00:22:25] 我心想

[00:22:26] 正赶上这一波的

[00:22:28] 就甭提多高兴了

[00:22:30] 我今天发财了

[00:22:33] 可哪知道

[00:22:33] 我刚想过去捕鱼

[00:22:36] 突然

[00:22:36] 哗哗无风掀起三尺浪

[00:22:41] 紧跟着一个庞然大物唰就追过来了

[00:22:45] 我扭头一看

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[00:22:48] 差点没把我吓死