《Flakes》歌词

[00:00:00] Flakes (as made famous by Frank Zappa) - The Rock Heroes

[00:00:06] Flakes Flakes

[00:00:13] Flakes Flakes

[00:00:15] They don't do no good

[00:00:17] They never be working

[00:00:19] When they oughta should

[00:00:21] They waste your time

[00:00:24] They're wasting mine

[00:00:26] California's got the most of them

[00:00:31] Boy they got a host of them

[00:00:36] Swear t'God they got the most

[00:00:37] At every business on the coast

[00:00:40] Swear t'God they got the most

[00:00:42] At every business on the coast

[00:00:44] They got the Flakes

[00:00:51] Flakes Flakes

[00:00:52] They can't fix yer brakes

[00:00:54] You ask 'em "Where's my motor "

[00:00:56] "Well it was eaten by snakes"

[00:00:58] You can stab and shoot and spit

[00:01:01] But they won't be fixing it

[00:01:03] They're lying an' lazy

[00:01:08] They can be driving you crazy

[00:01:13] Swear t'God they got the most

[00:01:14] At every business on the coast

[00:01:17] Swear t'God they got the most

[00:01:19] At every business on the coast

[00:01:21] Take it away Bob

[00:01:23] I asked as nice as I could

[00:01:28] If my job would

[00:01:33] Somehow be finished by Friday

[00:01:42] Well them whole damn weekend

[00:01:45] Came and went Frankie

[00:01:47] Wanna buy some mandies Bob

[00:01:49] 'N' they didn't do nothing

[00:01:53] But they charged me double for Sunday

[00:02:01] You know no matter what you do

[00:02:07] They gonna cheat and rob you

[00:02:11] Then they'll send you a bill

[00:02:13] That'll get your senses reeling

[00:02:20] And if you do not pay

[00:02:26] They got computer collectors

[00:02:31] That'll get you so crazy

[00:02:33] 'Til your head'll go through the ceiling

[00:02:36] Yes it will

[00:03:06] I'm a moron and this is my wife

[00:03:10] She's frosting a cake

[00:03:12] With a paper knife

[00:03:14] All what we got here's

[00:03:16] American made

[00:03:19] It's a little bit cheesey

[00:03:21] But it's nicely displayed

[00:03:23] Well we don't get excited when it

[00:03:26] Crumbles 'n' breaks

[00:03:27] We just get on the phone

[00:03:30] And call up some Flakes

[00:03:32] They rush on over

[00:03:34] 'N' wreck it some more

[00:03:37] 'N' we are so dumb

[00:03:39] They're lining up at our door

[00:03:41] Well the toilet went crazy

[00:03:43] Yersterday afternoon

[00:03:46] The plumber he says

[00:03:48] Never flush a tampoon

[00:03:50] This great information

[00:03:53] Cost me half a week's pay

[00:03:55] And the toilet blew up

[00:03:57] Later on the next day-ay-eee-ay

[00:04:09] Blew up the next day

[00:04:11] WOO-OOO