《If Shania Was Mine》歌词

[00:00:00] If Shania Was Mine - The Hit Crew (热歌组合)

[00:00:19] If Shania was mine

[00:00:20] Wouldn't be proud of me

[00:00:22] Couldn't hardly blame her

[00:00:23] Cuz I'm so derned ugly

[00:00:24] But on our first date

[00:00:25] We could have a good time

[00:00:27] If I got her on the moonshine

[00:00:30] If Shania was mine

[00:00:31] Say it fit just right

[00:00:33] Though my polyester suit was just a little too tight

[00:00:36] And there's no way

[00:00:37] I'd have a bad hair day

[00:00:39] Cuz I'd buy a new toupee'

[00:00:43] Oh I'd love to seduce her

[00:00:46] But she married her producer

[00:00:49] Now all I do is pray pray pray

[00:00:54] She'll get a deevorce someday

[00:00:57] If Shania was mine

[00:01:00] I'd probably lose my mind

[00:01:03] If she only squeezed me teased me

[00:01:05] Pleased me one good time

[00:01:09] And if she only knew

[00:01:12] All the things I'd do

[00:01:15] I'd be the lawn mowin crop growin

[00:01:17] Tater peelin house cleanin kind

[00:01:22] If Shania was mine

[00:01:24] Ha huh

[00:01:29] If Shania was mine

[00:01:30] She'd have to agree

[00:01:31] Can't no one cook road kill better than me

[00:01:34] Add a dozen mountain oysters and some old fatback

[00:01:37] She'd say Mmm I like it like that cha

[00:01:42] Now all I do is wonder

[00:01:45] Whose bed have her boots been under

[00:01:48] I wish she'd hadda been mine

[00:01:49] Now I whine whine

[00:01:52] That girl is so doggone fine

[00:01:56] If Shania was mine

[00:01:58] I think I'd go slap blind

[00:02:02] Starin' at her yummy little tummy

[00:02:04] And her booty shakin' round behind

[00:02:07] And if she only knew

[00:02:10] All the things I'd do

[00:02:13] I'd be the lawn mowin' crop growin'

[00:02:16] Tater peelin' house cleanin' kind

[00:02:20] If Shania if Shania if Shania

[00:02:23] If Shania if Shania

[00:02:27] Now was that Mutt Lange or Deewight Yoke

[00:02:36] When she shimmies and shakes

[00:02:38] It's more than I can take

[00:02:40] Oh what she does to me in them videos

[00:02:42] Wife's gonna leave me if I don't explain

[00:02:45] What I see in Shania Twain

[00:02:48] I'd love to see her in a magazine

[00:02:50] Centerfold if you know what I mean

[00:02:53] Oh me-a oh my-a

[00:02:55] I wish that Shania

[00:02:57] Would buy me a house in South Carolina

[00:03:00] Two four six eight nine

[00:03:02] Oh I wish that Shania was mine

[00:03:06] He he he huh huh

[00:03:09] Want to be a gal of mine