《A Complicated Song》歌词

[00:00:00] A Complicated Song (Parody Of Complicated) - Audio Idols (音频偶像)
[00:00:12] Pizza party at your house
[00:00:15] I went just to check it out
[00:00:18] 19 extra larges
[00:00:20] What a shame no one came
[00:00:23] Just us eating all alone
[00:00:27] You said take the pizza home
[00:00:30] No sense letting all this go to waste
[00:00:33] So then I faced
[00:00:35] Pizza all day and everyday
[00:00:38] There's cheese round the clock
[00:00:39] It's getting me blocked
[00:00:41] And I sure don't care the irregularity
[00:00:46] Tell me
[00:00:47] Why'd you have to go
[00:00:48] And make me so constipated
[00:00:51] Cause right now I'd do anything to
[00:00:53] Just get my bowels evacuated
[00:00:57] In the bathroom
[00:00:59] I sit and I wait and I strain
[00:01:01] And I sweat and I clench
[00:01:02] And I feel the pain
[00:01:04] Oh should I take laxatives
[00:01:05] Or have my colon irrigated
[00:01:09] No no no
[00:01:13] I was feeling pretty down
[00:01:16] Til my girlfriend came around
[00:01:19] We're just so alike in every way
[00:01:23] I gotta say
[00:01:25] In fact I just thought I might
[00:01:28] Pop the question there that night
[00:01:31] I was kissing her so tenderly
[00:01:35] But woe is me
[00:01:37] Who would uh guessed her family crest
[00:01:39] I suddenly spy tattoo'd on her thigh
[00:01:42] And son of a gun
[00:01:44] It's just like the one on me
[00:01:47] Tell me
[00:01:48] How was I supposed to know
[00:01:50] We were both related
[00:01:52] Believe me if I knew she was
[00:01:55] My cousin we never would of dated
[00:01:59] What to do now
[00:02:00] Should I go ahead and propose
[00:02:02] And get hitched
[00:02:03] And have kids with 11 toes
[00:02:05] And move to Alabama where
[00:02:07] That kind of thing is tolerated
[00:02:10] No no no
[00:02:13] No no no
[00:02:16] No no no
[00:02:19] No no no no
[00:02:24] I had so much on my mind
[00:02:26] I thought maybe I'd unwind
[00:02:29] Try out that new roller coaster ride
[00:02:33] And the guide
[00:02:35] Said not to stand but that's a demand
[00:02:38] That I couldn't meet I got on my feet
[00:02:40] And stood up instead
[00:02:42] And knocked off my head you see
[00:02:45] Tell me
[00:02:47] Why'd I have to go
[00:02:48] And get myself decapitated
[00:02:51] This really is a major inconvenience
[00:02:54] Oh man I really hate it
[00:02:57] It's such a drag now
[00:02:59] Can't eat I can't breathe
[00:03:00] I can't snore
[00:03:01] I can't belch or yodel anymore
[00:03:04] Can't spit or blow my nose
[00:03:05] Or even read Sports Illustrated
[00:03:08] Oh no
[00:03:10] Why'd I have to go and get myself
[00:03:12] All mutilated yeah yeah
[00:03:14] I gotta tell ya
[00:03:16] Life without a head kinda makes me irritated
[00:03:20] What a bummer
[00:03:22] I can't blink
[00:03:23] I can't cough
[00:03:23] I can't sneeze
[00:03:24] But my neck is enjoying
[00:03:26] A pleasant breeze now
[00:03:28] Haven't been the same since my head
[00:03:29] And I were separated
[00:03:32] No no no
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