《居然比我还多?》歌词

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[00:00:08] Cedric har Le num I forget you
[00:00:17] 只记得有一次上课吧
[00:00:19] 一位同学呢
[00:00:20] 很呃
[00:00:20] 当时呢就在教室里边儿上着课啊
[00:00:23] 就把方便面给泡了
[00:00:25] 就为了不让老师发现吧
[00:00:27] 就把书给立了起来
[00:00:29] 头埋了下去
[00:00:30] 但是热气儿呢还是给冒了出来
[00:00:33] 老师呢
[00:00:33] 就很冷静的看到了
[00:00:35] 他也说了一句
[00:00:36] 你们其他同学看看这位同学
[00:00:39] 人家读书多用功啊
[00:00:40] 这都走火入魔啦
[00:00:50] 说到读书的那会儿吧
[00:00:51] 我还记得我高中的时候呢
[00:00:53] 有一天半夜吧
[00:00:54] 有一个哥们儿呢
[00:00:55] 让我给他发一个那个种子给他
[00:00:59] 我当时呢
[00:00:59] 就发错了
[00:01:00] 发给了我那个正在读初中的表妹
[00:01:03] 哎
[00:01:03] 当时啊
[00:01:04] 忐忑不安的
[00:01:05] 一夜都没有睡好啊
[00:01:06] 第二天早上呢
[00:01:07] 我就提着早餐
[00:01:08] 就到我舅舅家
[00:01:09] 趁他们睡眼惺忪啊
[00:01:11] 我偷偷打开了表妹的手机
[00:01:13] 发现尼玛
[00:01:15] 居然你种子比我的还多
[00:01:23] 路飞帽子微笑
[00:01:26] 不必为了
[00:01:32] 还记得有一次啊
[00:01:33] 我们上课的时候呢
[00:01:34] 老师跟我们说
[00:01:35] 大一的女生呢
[00:01:36] 是苹果
[00:01:36] 因为还很青涩
[00:01:38] 大二的女生呢
[00:01:39] 是草莓
[00:01:40] 外表好看
[00:01:41] 而且吃着呢
[00:01:42] 也很好吃
[00:01:43] 但三的女生呢
[00:01:44] 是菠萝
[00:01:45] 虽然外表看着沧桑
[00:01:46] 但是吃起来酸酸甜甜的
[00:01:48] 这大四的女生吧
[00:01:50] 是番茄啊
[00:01:51] 当时呢
[00:01:51] 就有同学问
[00:01:52] 为什么呀
[00:01:53] 老师呢
[00:01:54] 笑着说
[00:01:55] 外表光鲜
[00:01:56] 里面稀烂
[00:02:05] 哦
[00:02:06] I believe you right now
[00:02:08] 有一位朋友呢
[00:02:09] 跟我说啊
[00:02:10] 半夜的时候呢
[00:02:11] 接到女朋友的电话
[00:02:12] 叫我给她买夜宵过去
[00:02:14] 无奈买去了
[00:02:15] 吃完了之后呢
[00:02:16] 他又胡搅蛮缠的
[00:02:18] 因为第二天我要上班
[00:02:19] 心里难免窝火
[00:02:21] 我呢就吼道
[00:02:22] 你还要我干嘛呀
[00:02:24] 哎
[00:02:24] 女朋友呢
[00:02:25] 坏坏的说
[00:02:26] 4269 6
[00:02:29] 不懂的朋友呢
[00:02:29] 可以通过手机的九宫格打字来看一下是什么东西
[00:02:42] 还有一位朋友呢
[00:02:43] 私聊我呀
[00:02:44] 说隔壁的女孩总来我家玩儿
[00:02:46] 内女孩儿啊
[00:02:46] 18 岁
[00:02:47] 很漂亮
[00:02:48] 我就按住儿子把她给上了
[00:02:50] 后来吧
[00:02:51] 女孩怀孕了
[00:02:52] 老婆气的直哭
[00:02:53] 拼命的打儿子
[00:02:54] 我留下一封信就离家出走了
[00:02:56] 我说自作孽不可活
[00:02:59] 养他20年
[00:03:00] 等的就是今天的好大的一盘棋啊
[00:03:03] 这比老王还要厉害呢
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