《Nobody Makes A Pass At Me》歌词

[00:00:00] Nobody Makes A Pass At Me - Barbra Streisand

[00:00:00] Written by：Harold Rome

[00:00:07] I want men that I can please that I can squeeze that I can tease

[00:00:14] Two or three or four or more

[00:00:17] What are those fools waiting for

[00:00:22] I want love and I want kissing I want more of what I'm missing

[00:00:29] Nobody comes and knock my front door

[00:00:33] What do they think my knocker's for

[00:00:36] If they don't come soon there won't be any more

[00:00:43] What can the matter be

[00:00:48] I wash my clothes with lux my etiquette's the best

[00:00:53] I spend my hard earned bucks on just what the ads suggest

[00:00:59] Oh dear what can the matter be

[00:01:04] Nobody makes a pass at me

[00:01:09] I'm full of kellogg's bran eat grapenuts on the sly

[00:01:14] A date is on the can of coffee that I buy

[00:01:19] Oh dear what can the matter be

[00:01:24] Nobody makes a pass at me

[00:01:29] Oh beatrice fair fax give me the bare facts

[00:01:34] How do you make them fall

[00:01:39] If you don't save me the things the lord gave me

[00:01:44] Never will be any use to me at all

[00:01:49] I sprinkle on a dash of fragrance de amour

[00:01:54] The ads say makes men rash but I guess their smell is pour

[00:02:00] Oh dear what can the matter be

[00:02:04] Nobody makes a pass at me

[00:02:09] I use Ovaltine and Listerine Barbasol and Musterole

[00:02:14] Life buoy soap and flit so why ain't I got it

[00:02:18] I use coca cola and marmola Crisco Lesco and Mazola

[00:02:22] Ex lax and vapex so why ain't I got sex

[00:02:27] I use albolene and Maybellene Alka Seltzer Bromo Seltzer

[00:02:32] Odorono and sensation

[00:02:35] So why ain't I got fascination

[00:02:41] My girdles come from the best times ads say they're chic

[00:02:46] And up above I'm dressed in the brassier of the week

[00:02:52] Oh dear what can the matter be

[00:02:57] Nobody makes a pass at me

[00:03:02] I use pond's on my skin with rye crisp I have thinned

[00:03:07] I get my culture in I began gone with the wind

[00:03:12] Oh dear what can the matter be

[00:03:17] Nobody makes a pass at me

[00:03:22] Oh dor'thy dix please show me some tricks

[00:03:27] Please I want some men to hold

[00:03:32] I want attention and things I can't mention

[00:03:37] And I want them all before I get too old

[00:03:42] I use mum every day and Angelus Liplure

[00:03:48] But still men stay away

[00:03:51] Just like I result of 99 and 44

[00:03:54] One hundred percent p o

[00:03:57] Oh dear what can the matter be

[00:04:00] Nobody makes a pass at me