《Harper Valley P.T.A.》歌词

[00:00:00] Harper Valley P.T.A. - Jeannie C. Riley

[00:00:08] I want to tell you all the story

[00:00:10] 'Bout a Harper Valley widowed wife

[00:00:16] Who had a teenage daughter

[00:00:18] Who attended Harper Valley Junior High

[00:00:24] Well, her daughter came home one afternoon

[00:00:27] And didn't even stop to play

[00:00:32] And she said, "Mom, I got a note here

[00:00:35] From the Harper Valley PTA"

[00:00:40] Well, the note says, "Mrs. Johnson

[00:00:43] You're wearing your dresses way too high

[00:00:48] It's reported you've been drinkin'

[00:00:50] And a runnin' 'round with men and goin' wild"

[00:00:56] "And we don't believe you ought to be

[00:00:59] A bringin' up your little girl this way"

[00:01:04] And it was signed by the secretary

[00:01:07] Harper Valley PTA

[00:01:12] Well, it happened that the PTA

[00:01:15] Was gonna meet that very afternoon

[00:01:20] And they were sure surprised

[00:01:22] When Mrs. Johnson wore her miniskirt into the room

[00:01:28] And as she walked up to the blackboard

[00:01:31] I can still recall the words she had to say

[00:01:36] She said, "I'd like to address this meeting

[00:01:39] Of the Harper Valley PTA"

[00:01:45] "Well, there's Bobby Taylor sittin' there

[00:01:47] And seven times he asked me for a date

[00:01:53] And Mrs. Taylor sure seems to use a lotta ice

[00:01:56] Whenever he's away"

[00:02:01] "And Mr. Baker, can you tell us

[00:02:03] Why your secretary had to leave this town?

[00:02:09] And shouldn't widow Jones be told

[00:02:11] To keep her window shades all pulled completely down?"

[00:02:17] "Well, Mr. Harper couldn't be here

[00:02:19] 'Cause he stayed too long at Kelly's Bar again

[00:02:25] And if you'll smell Shirley Thompson's breath

[00:02:27] You'll find she's had a little nip of gin"

[00:02:33] "And then you have the nerve to tell me

[00:02:35] You think that as a mother I'm not fit

[00:02:40] Well, this is just a little Payton Place

[00:02:43] And you're all Harper Valley hypocrites"

[00:02:49] No, I wouldn't put you on

[00:02:51] Because it really did, it happened just this way

[00:02:57] That day my mama socked it to the Harper Valley PTA

[00:03:05] That day my mama socked it to the Harper Valley PTA