《Sex Ed Rocks》歌词

[00:00:00] Sex Ed Rocks - I Set My Friends On Fire
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[00:00:00] Here comes a time in every mans life
[00:00:05] 每个人的生命中都会有这样的时刻
[00:00:05] When he grows hair
[00:00:09] 当他开始长头发
[00:00:09] Where it used to be bare
[00:00:13] 那里以前还是光秃秃的
[00:00:13] I know you're feeling weird
[00:00:16] 我知道你觉得很怪异
[00:00:16] But you should be happy
[00:00:19] 但你应该高兴点
[00:00:19] You don't have a vagina
[00:00:21] 你又不是女生
[00:00:21] That would be crappy
[00:00:25] 那是很糟糕的
[00:00:25] Because periods suck
[00:00:28] 因为例假真是太讨厌了
[00:00:28] (and commas rule)
[00:00:31] 没有例假才是王道
[00:00:31] This is sex education not grammar fool
[00:00:36] 这是性教育 不是什么烂语法
[00:00:36] When she gives you affection
[00:00:40] 当她对你表现出喜爱的时候
[00:00:40] You better wear protection
[00:00:44] 你最好做点保护措施
[00:00:44] That skunk might have an infection
[00:00:46] 那些疾病也许是会传染的
[00:00:46] Are you paying close attention
[00:00:49] 你有没有密切注意到
[00:00:49] In sex end remember what you read
[00:00:55] 在结束的时候要记得你看过的东西
[00:00:55] Remember what you read
[00:00:56] 记得你在书上看过的东西
[00:00:56] Just forget what the others have said
[00:00:58] 忘记别人告诉你的
[00:00:58] Get it through your head
[00:01:00] 记在你的脑子里
[00:01:00] Use your brain
[00:01:01] 动动你的大脑
[00:01:01] Before you go to bed
[00:01:03] 在你上床之前
[00:01:03] And it takes only one sperm cell
[00:01:06] 只要一个精子
[00:01:06] To make a baby
[00:01:08] 就能生个宝贝
[00:01:08] And if you think they are cute
[00:01:11] 如果你觉得他们很可爱
[00:01:11] Then you must be crazy
[00:01:15] 那你一定是疯了
[00:01:15] Babies suck
[00:01:15] 婴儿们太烦人了
[00:01:15] Because they barf and poor and cry
[00:01:18] 因为他们会呕吐 很可怜还爱哭
[00:01:18] They have the ability
[00:01:19] 他们有那种能力
[00:01:19] To pee in your eye
[00:01:21] 在你的眼睛里小便
[00:01:21] (oh my god it burns)
[00:01:22] 天啊 真是灼热
[00:01:22] Oh my god
[00:01:24] 天啊
[00:01:24] They have the ability
[00:01:26] 他们有那种能力
[00:01:26] To pee in your eye
[00:01:27] 在你的眼睛里小便
[00:01:27] (oh it burns)
[00:01:30] 真是灼热
[00:01:30] And did we mention
[00:01:34] 我们有没有提到
[00:01:34] The risk of getting studs
[00:01:36] 乱搞关系的风险
[00:01:36] Not just gross hookers have it
[00:01:41] 不只是坏女人会这样
[00:01:41] Even Dennis Rodman could get a bit
[00:01:45] 即使是Dennis Rodman也会的
[00:01:45] You don't know who Dennis Rodman is
[00:01:48] 你不知道Dennis Rodman是谁
[00:01:48] Well maybe you should watch more basketball
[00:01:52] 好吧 或许你该多看看篮球了
[00:01:52] Wait a second this is not about sports
[00:01:54] 等一下 这又不是在说运动的话题
[00:01:54] Quick fact you can't get girls
[00:01:57] 这是个事实 你是钓不到女孩的
[00:01:57] When you're wearing these shorts
[00:02:04] 当你穿着这样的短裤时
[00:02:04] When she gives you affection
[00:02:08] 当她对你表现出喜爱的时候
[00:02:08] You'd better wear protection
[00:02:11] 你最好做点防护措施
[00:02:11] That skunk might have an infection
[00:02:14] 那些疾病也许是会传染的
[00:02:14] Are you paying close attention
[00:02:17] 你有没有密切注意到
[00:02:17] In sex end remember what you read
[00:02:22] 在结束的时候要记得你看过的东西
[00:02:22] Remember what you read
[00:02:24] 记得你在书上看过的东西
[00:02:24] Just forget what the others have said
[00:02:26] 忘记别人告诉你的
[00:02:26] Get it through your head
[00:02:28] 记在你的脑子里
[00:02:28] Use your brain
[00:02:28] 动动你的大脑
[00:02:28] Before you go to bed
[00:02:39] 在你上床之前
[00:02:39] Your body is growing
[00:02:43] 你的身体在成长
[00:02:43] You will get hairy
[00:02:47] 你会变得多毛
[00:02:47] Your puny voice will start to change
[00:02:49] 你微小的声音也会开始改变
[00:02:49] And your no no place will feel a bit strange
[00:02:55] 你无处可去 这会觉得有点奇怪的
[00:02:55] Your pits will stink
[00:02:59] 你的身体也会发臭的
[00:02:59] You'll get zits on your face
[00:03:03] 你的脸上会长青春痘
[00:03:03] Without this knowledge
[00:03:05] 不懂这些知识
[00:03:05] You will scare girls away
[00:03:07] 你会将女孩吓跑的
[00:03:07] So listen to this song every day
[00:03:12] 所以每天都要听这首歌
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