《《杨家将》 第42回》歌词

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[00:00:06] 上文书讲到寇准摸不清怎么回事儿

[00:00:09] 就听着下边有人喊

[00:00:11] 娘娘

[00:00:14] 娘娘

[00:00:16] 就这一声

[00:00:17] 堂上堂下全漏

[00:00:20] 下得厅堂的乌丢就跑了一多半儿

[00:00:23] 剩下其他人往两旁一闪

[00:00:27] 谁也不用告诉

[00:00:28] 立刻通往塘厦出来一条人胡同

[00:00:33] 寇准一听

[00:00:34] 娘娘千岁到

[00:00:36] 不用问

[00:00:37] 准是潘仁美的女儿潘再华

[00:00:41] 他一摆手

[00:00:42] 告诉六郎

[00:00:43] 郎千郎

[00:00:44] 万呼延赞都退下

[00:00:46] 你们各回各的驻地

[00:00:49] 不叫你

[00:00:49] 你们不用来

[00:00:50] 什么事儿我堂了

[00:00:53] 叫差人把潘仁美搭载堂角下边用芦席盖好

[00:00:58] 不要叫娘娘

[00:00:59] 看着要把他吓的还坏呢

[00:01:02] 差人们脸都吓白了

[00:01:04] 寇大人呢

[00:01:05] 你是死催的

[00:01:06] 把太师打完了

[00:01:07] 人家女儿来了

[00:01:08] 看你怎么办

[00:01:09] 杨六郎也为寇准担心呢

[00:01:13] 西宫娘娘如果看见他爹被打成这个样

[00:01:16] 还不宰了这位寇大人呢

[00:01:19] 哎

[00:01:20] 看来寇准也真难哪

[00:01:23] 向着老潘家

[00:01:25] 肯定八王爷不能让

[00:01:28] 如今股市工段显然是向周阳家

[00:01:33] 可是娘娘又来了

[00:01:35] 给我一样啊

[00:01:36] 他们帮不了忙

[00:01:37] 只可闪在一旁偷听堂上知识

[00:01:42] 寇准一听

[00:01:44] 娘娘到了

[00:01:45] 一不害怕

[00:01:46] 二不担惊

[00:01:47] 心里还合计

[00:01:49] 早不来晚不来

[00:01:50] 当这阵儿你来了

[00:01:52] 不用问问你爹来

[00:01:54] 你能把我怎么地

[00:01:55] 你有来言我有去

[00:01:58] 寄来了我还得姐姐呢想到这

[00:02:02] 整了整头上的乌纱

[00:02:04] 丰乐镇

[00:02:05] 蟒袍离开了座位

[00:02:07] 到堂口往对面观瞧

[00:02:10] 一看对面一阵生管的消息

[00:02:14] 要之声紧接着

[00:02:17] 宫娥才女太贱

[00:02:19] 打着知识

[00:02:20] 前呼后拥直奔大唐而来

[00:02:24] 因为是西宫是偏妃

[00:02:27] 所以是半朝銮驾

[00:02:30] 什么

[00:02:30] 金华乐虎缺少朝天镫、鹰舞、鹰幡

[00:02:34] 缺少鹰罩

[00:02:35] 鹰之善长善缺少

[00:02:37] 龙凤扇外带着一对纱灯

[00:02:42] 黄罗伞盖之下罩着玉美人参赛花

[00:02:47] 不怪啊

[00:02:47] 西宫娘娘是皇上最得意的妃子

[00:02:51] 长得太好了

[00:02:52] 如花似玉

[00:02:53] 倾国倾城啊

[00:02:56] 你别看是30岁的人啦

[00:02:58] 看着却像二十五六岁

[00:03:02] 头戴凤冠

[00:03:04] 双吹猪坠儿

[00:03:06] 身穿日月龙凤袄

[00:03:08] 肩披着霞帔

[00:03:10] 珠光缭绕交际绯罗裙

[00:03:14] 皮肤细腻

[00:03:15] 五官均匀

[00:03:16] 再加上精心的修饰

[00:03:19] 真有沉鱼落雁之容

[00:03:21] 闭月羞花之貌

[00:03:23] 两边的宫娥搀他下

[00:03:25] 凤眼往大堂上一走

[00:03:28] 拐动了金莲

[00:03:30] 扭一扭动

[00:03:31] 一步三摇扭扭捏捏

[00:03:33] 往前一走

[00:03:34] 真象风中的蝴蝶

[00:03:36] 点水的蜻蜓

[00:03:38] 身上啊

[00:03:39] 也不知道他胆的什么玩意儿

[00:03:41] 李远都闻到一股香味儿

[00:03:43] 这种味儿啊

[00:03:44] 能把人呛岛文上受不了

[00:03:48] 寇准捏着鼻子看着

[00:03:51] 一看他离自己不太远了

[00:03:53] 紧走了几步

[00:03:54] 躬身施礼

[00:03:55] 娘娘千岁在上下官

[00:03:58] 不知道你老人家到此

[00:04:00] 要是愿意打面赎罪

[00:04:03] 这位娘娘啊

[00:04:05] 比那正宫娘娘架子还大呢

[00:04:08] 烦人不理

[00:04:09] 别说寇准刚进朝的这么一个官

[00:04:13] 你就是当朝一品

[00:04:14] 位列三台也没看在眼里

[00:04:16] 那是皇上的红人

[00:04:18] 今天没办法

[00:04:19] 为他爹不得不离开皇宫内院

[00:04:22] 来到在了这个天官府

[00:04:26] 他怎么来得这么巧啊

[00:04:28] 是啊

[00:04:29] 昨天娘娘打发刘霸给寇准送的礼

[00:04:34] 寇准不乐意收太贱

[00:04:36] 已经跟娘娘说明白了

[00:04:38] 这西宫娘娘心里就害怕

[00:04:40] 今天早晨早早的打发两个太监在这听堂来

[00:04:45] 一旦寇准刚一升堂的时候

[00:04:47] 一看给潘仁美还看了个座儿

[00:04:49] 说话特别的和气

[00:04:52] 嗯

[00:04:52] 问长问短的

[00:04:53] 这个太监呢

[00:04:54] 挺高兴的

[00:04:55] 觉得嗯

[00:04:56] 大概是有门儿

[00:04:57] 昨天晚上这个东西送去啊

[00:05:00] 起作用了

[00:05:01] 你等看到骑狼的尸体

[00:05:03] 又有郎千郎万作证

[00:05:06] 寇准把脸一变

[00:05:07] 照打潘仁美

[00:05:09] 这太监可吓坏了

[00:05:10] 急忙往皇宫送信儿

[00:05:13] 娘娘一听说自己的父亲要受刑

[00:05:16] 也顾不得端架子了

[00:05:18] 急忙叫柏銮驾出了皇宫内院赶奔天官府的府门

[00:05:24] 潘娘娘一看见寇准

[00:05:27] 呐

[00:05:27] 真是银牙咬碎

[00:05:29] 杏眼瞪圆

[00:05:31] 暗中骂

[00:05:33] 该死的东西

[00:05:35] 昨天晚上我把礼物都给你送去了

[00:05:38] 今天你不给哀家办事儿

[00:05:41] 哼

[00:05:41] 你等着

[00:05:43] 我就往你旁上一坐

[00:05:45] 我看你怎么样给我爹爹上刑

[00:05:48] 弄不好今天我打死你的这块儿

[00:05:52] 我说

[00:05:54] 下边可是寇爱卿吗

[00:05:58] 嗯

[00:05:59] 就是口中

[00:06:01] 哟

[00:06:03] 这位娘娘一听

[00:06:03] 怎么这个味儿呢

[00:06:06] 曹爱卿免礼

[00:06:08] 平身

[00:06:09] 娘娘千岁

[00:06:11] 庄家不在宫中休息

[00:06:13] 您的精神玉体来到这

[00:06:15] 嘎离可有什么事情呢

[00:06:19] 哎

[00:06:20] 娘娘打个嗨一声悲切切交银慢吐

[00:06:25] 我说寇爱卿啊

[00:06:27] 还不是为我父亲之事吗

[00:06:30] 我特意到唐山看一看

[00:06:33] 看看寇爱卿怎么工段

[00:06:36] 残阳知识太好了

[00:06:39] 有娘娘千岁你的

[00:06:41] 人家到堂上

[00:06:42] 我这个案子生地就更快了

[00:06:44] 我说

[00:06:44] 你老人家可就瞧吧

[00:06:47] 说完把潘赛花让到堂上

[00:06:50] 搭了个座位

[00:06:51] 寇准往当中一坐

[00:06:53] 大太监刘霸怀抱尚房天子剑往身后一站

[00:06:58] 两旁边有宫娥才女潘赛花

[00:07:01] 一看没有他爹哟

[00:07:03] 我说是寇爱卿啊

[00:07:05] 但不知太师在哪儿呢

[00:07:09] 哦

[00:07:09] 他这个吗

[00:07:11] 寇准还没等说话呢

[00:07:13] 潘任美缓醒过来了

[00:07:15] 听见娇滴滴的声音

[00:07:17] 扒开芦席往外一看

[00:07:19] 啊

[00:07:20] 是我女儿来了

[00:07:21] 哎呀

[00:07:22] 太好了

[00:07:23] 哎呀

[00:07:24] 娘娘千岁

[00:07:25] 老夫在这里拿寇准贪赃

[00:07:28] 卖法吃老杨家的贿赂陷害老夫

[00:07:30] 打了我还不说还给我上了夹棍

[00:07:33] 娘娘千岁

[00:07:34] 给老夫做主啊u

[00:07:41] 潘岱华扭头一看见自己的父亲从芦席底下爬出来了

[00:07:45] 浑身除了水就是血了就

[00:07:50] 我是姓寇的

[00:07:52] 你你为什么给太师纵行毁兵娘娘腔

[00:07:57] 最怕人每次涂北国小害忠良

[00:08:00] 射死杨七郎有害

[00:08:02] 护王爷脏

[00:08:04] 居民海不承认

[00:08:05] 故此微臣给他送行

[00:08:07] 难道说就不对吗

[00:08:10] 难道说你不知道那是我的父亲骂脏发与民同罪好哇

[00:08:19] 好跟王子犯法庶民同罪省扣的

[00:08:24] 我看你是吃了熊心吞了豹子胆

[00:08:26] 敢打我的爹

[00:08:27] 我说

[00:08:28] 来人啊

[00:08:29] 给我打宫娥

[00:08:32] 太监们一拥而上

[00:08:33] 奔着寇准铺来了

[00:08:35] 寇准一看上来这么多人

[00:08:38] 自己要吃亏

[00:08:39] 我能挺着挨揍吗

[00:08:41] 再者说了

[00:08:42] 我办的没错呀

[00:08:44] 我没有错

[00:08:45] 你凭什么耍刁放赖要打我呢

[00:08:49] 这一不做二不休

[00:08:51] 有了

[00:08:51] 你打我就还手

[00:08:53] 我这雷扔给我打出

[00:08:56] 老子我走着

[00:08:58] 原来唐朝的差人可不敢伸手

[00:09:01] 从下口线带来这三位刘朝马玉扣安可

[00:09:05] 不管这套怎么啊

[00:09:08] 要打我们大人呢

[00:09:09] 来吧

[00:09:12] 这三个人握紧了拳头往上一冲

[00:09:15] 披着趴着

[00:09:17] 拳头撇子

[00:09:18] 这头揍啊

[00:09:20] 他们仨一伸手

[00:09:21] 那些差人呼一下子也过来了

[00:09:25] 你说宫娥太监

[00:09:27] 他们能紧打马在皇宫内院

[00:09:29] 肩不能担担

[00:09:30] 手不能提篮

[00:09:32] 每天也就是摆个样子看看

[00:09:34] 不禁揍啊

[00:09:36] 被这伙人打得叽了骨碌

[00:09:38] 连滚带爬

[00:09:40] 哭爹喊娘

[00:09:42] 姑娘一看

[00:09:43] 哟

[00:09:44] 这还了得了寇准

[00:09:46] 内寇

[00:09:47] 老西儿

[00:09:48] 你竟敢打我手下的宫娥才女

[00:09:51] 我是刘爸呀

[00:09:52] 你还不打他给我出气吗

[00:09:56] 大太监刘霸并不怠慢

[00:09:58] 几步来到桌案近前

[00:10:00] 手拿着上房拼死劲往上一扑

[00:10:03] 想吓唬寇准

[00:10:05] 那寇准脸不变色

[00:10:07] 心不跳

[00:10:08] 一不害怕

[00:10:09] 二不担惊

[00:10:10] 心里也合计了

[00:10:11] 弄不好我就是回头下叩见

[00:10:14] 实在不行

[00:10:15] 不就是脑袋掉了吗

[00:10:16] 能怎么地啊

[00:10:18] 所以一抬手

[00:10:20] 他把象牙笏板抄起来了

[00:10:22] 象牙或版式上朝参王拜驾用的

[00:10:26] 你等留吧

[00:10:27] 往前一进身

[00:10:28] 寇准把象牙笏板举起来

[00:10:31] 照定刘发的脸

[00:10:33] 啪就是一下子哟

[00:10:37] 或者说

[00:10:38] 靠的

[00:10:39] 你敢砸娘娘千岁忧

[00:10:44] 你敢打流吧你还了得了吧

[00:10:47] 哀家跟你拼喽

[00:10:50] 他往着袖子咬着银牙甩动金莲

[00:10:53] 扭扭哒哒的就到了桌前了

[00:10:56] 寇准这回可害怕了

[00:10:57] 往后紧躲呀

[00:10:59] 如果抓一把

[00:11:00] 裸一吧

[00:11:01] 这叫陈军鸡杀头之罪

[00:11:06] 那不成铁桶啊

[00:11:07] 下边那么多人看着呢

[00:11:09] 内火

[00:11:10] 人眼看都挤到堂上了

[00:11:12] 这可怎么办

[00:11:12] 寇准

[00:11:13] 王后执着

[00:11:14] 我说

[00:11:14] 娘娘千岁

[00:11:16] 你可要自作自贵

[00:11:18] 你要干什么

[00:11:19] 我要干什么

[00:11:20] 哀家要教训教训

[00:11:23] 说完一伸手在桌案上把砚台吵起来了

[00:11:27] 一抬手

[00:11:28] 嗖

[00:11:29] 趁着寇准砸下去了

[00:11:31] 这个东西要嗨到脑袋上啊

[00:11:33] 非开瓢不可

[00:11:35] 寇准一闪身

[00:11:36] 啪一声砚台打哭了寇准刚一些身

[00:11:40] 娘一伸手嘭

[00:11:42] 就把寇准的衣领子薅住了

[00:11:45] 新扣的他举起手来

[00:11:48] 刚要打

[00:11:49] 寇准轻轻的一推

[00:11:51] 娘憔悴乖了

[00:11:54] 只见这位娘娘哒哒哒哒哒普通

[00:11:58] 哭秋就坐到地下了

[00:12:01] 你说啊

[00:12:01] 古时候人还缠足

[00:12:03] 本来就站不稳

[00:12:05] 寇准别看没用劲儿

[00:12:06] 他就是扑通往地下一坐

[00:12:09] 娘娘眼珠一转呢

[00:12:11] 哎哟

[00:12:12] 这信扣的太厉害啦

[00:12:14] 叫叫别人

[00:12:15] 我这么一折腾

[00:12:16] 他早就被吓住了

[00:12:18] 可是她一点儿都不在乎

[00:12:19] 还敢推我

[00:12:21] 这可怎么办呢

[00:12:22] 如果我要不喝出去的话

[00:12:24] 我可救不了我的爹爹啦

[00:12:26] a

[00:12:27] 有了姓寇的

[00:12:30] 我叫你跳到黄河也洗不清

[00:12:34] 说到这

[00:12:35] 这位潘娘娘可就耍开碉楼

[00:12:38] 一伸手把凤冠抛起来

[00:12:41] 啪往地下一扔

[00:12:42] 把青丝抓开

[00:12:44] 然后这个手往脸上花的100把脸也抓破了

[00:12:49] 把这龙凤毛也撕开了

[00:12:51] 坐这块儿哭了

[00:12:53] 一姓寇的

[00:12:55] 你敢打哀家

[00:12:57] 带我上去告你我冤哪来人哪

[00:13:03] 刘瓦赶紧过来

[00:13:05] 架着潘飞往外就跑

[00:13:07] 后边寇准还喊呢

[00:13:09] 我要你告嘴边儿去告去我口疮

[00:13:12] 没在乎

[00:13:13] 把他的给我发出去

[00:13:16] 这帮差人还管那套

[00:13:18] 大人一发话了

[00:13:19] 大人说一

[00:13:20] 他们就能干出三来

[00:13:22] 稀里呼噜滚

[00:13:23] 走走滚跑的话

[00:13:25] 他乒乓把銮驾都给砸了

[00:13:29] 你说这潘飞连哭带喊

[00:13:32] 那时节够奔八宝金殿

[00:13:36] 塘厦的人都替寇准捏把汗

[00:13:39] 哎呀

[00:13:40] 寇准的胆子也太大了

[00:13:43] 她的胆儿大概晒干了

[00:13:44] 比窝瓜都能大呀

[00:13:46] 打娘娘砸鸾驾还想活吗

[00:13:49] 全家改改了

[00:13:50] 祸灭九族

[00:13:52] 挫骨扬灰之最呀

[00:13:54] 哎呀

[00:13:55] 寇准呢

[00:13:56] 你这回活不了了

[00:13:58] 他活不了不要紧

[00:13:59] 那潘杨一案又无人断了老杨家的冤枉

[00:14:03] 又得冤沉海底

[00:14:04] 你看着啊

[00:14:05] 寇准这一死啊

[00:14:06] 再也没人敢钻此案

[00:14:08] 有的就说好呀

[00:14:10] 不愧叫寇青天娘娘这样的吓唬他

[00:14:14] 他没怎么地咱们福气

[00:14:17] 这样人要死了

[00:14:18] 哼

[00:14:19] 哎

[00:14:20] 大宋朝也就该趴下了

[00:14:23] 咱们真气不过

[00:14:24] 你气不过有什么用

[00:14:26] 你不是在下面吵吵吗

[00:14:27] 你能上线就吵吵

[00:14:28] 行行行

[00:14:29] 别别乱

[00:14:29] 别乱

[00:14:29] 看着吧

[00:14:30] 寇准说

[00:14:31] 我走位都咋啦

[00:14:33] 咋啦吧

[00:14:34] 我这个汤也就不收了

[00:14:36] 我说

[00:14:37] 差一吗配糖

[00:14:39] 寇安说

[00:14:40] 老爷退堂

[00:14:41] 您怎么办

[00:14:42] 我的爸爸请假去求规矩

[00:14:45] 老人家到今天可就活不了啊

[00:14:47] 皇上

[00:14:48] 能不向着娘娘吗

[00:14:50] 向就向着下抢

[00:14:52] 下不了哩

[00:14:54] 哎

[00:14:55] 你老人家老讲理

[00:14:56] 理知多少钱一斤

[00:14:58] 少说废话

[00:14:59] 高新给我背个毛

[00:15:02] 这阵儿潘飞已经早到五门了

[00:15:05] 到了午朝门这自如吧

[00:15:08] 快给我击鼓鸣钟

[00:15:10] 请万岁升殿a 好了

[00:15:14] 皇上在创宫内院呢

[00:15:16] 哪知道他出去到后准他去了

[00:15:19] 就听着端咣咣咚咚咚屋晃

[00:15:32] 景阳钟一响

[00:15:34] 龙凤鼓一敲

[00:15:35] 可吓坏了二帝太宗

[00:15:39] 二帝太宗啊

[00:15:40] 正在养心宫里头修真养性呢

[00:15:43] 一听钟鼓齐鸣

[00:15:44] 颜色都下遍了

[00:15:46] 为啥呀

[00:15:47] 这个东西不行

[00:15:48] 随便挑啊

[00:15:49] 那就亡国之咒

[00:15:50] 哎呀

[00:15:51] 赶紧的准备龙冠龙脖骨上面经常里听不见声音的也赶紧都得快来呀

[00:16:01] 这个靴子

[00:16:01] 王乐登那个帽子王乐dive 啥事儿

[00:16:04] 一个朝前一个朝后的盔甲也不逞其极了

[00:16:08] 咕噜的赶奔八宝金殿是能来的

[00:16:11] 都到了

[00:16:13] 你等二位

[00:16:14] 太宗往当中一坐

[00:16:16] 点头

[00:16:16] 关什么人

[00:16:17] 击鼓撞钟

[00:16:19] 请工商店可有合适啊

[00:16:22] 跟万岁您回奶是姑娘天最苦命中请您上面噢

[00:16:30] 把我的磁陀请到金店

[00:16:34] 是有人答应

[00:16:36] 时间不大

[00:16:37] 就听外边儿哭的嗡嗡的哟

[00:16:41] 万岁呀

[00:16:43] 海家园呐

[00:16:47] 就这一声啊

[00:16:48] 差点没把皇上的心给掏出去

[00:16:52] 他低头一看

[00:16:53] 正是他的爱妃

[00:16:55] 看赛花

[00:16:57] 只见潘娘娘青丝抓乱

[00:17:01] 坟面抓破

[00:17:03] 衣服也坏了

[00:17:04] 一瘸一拐有留吧架着来到八宝金殿

[00:17:09] 跪伏在埃尘

[00:17:12] 太宗都愣了

[00:17:13] 新的花子同门

[00:17:15] 你和谁打架了

[00:17:16] 怎么脸都抓破了

[00:17:18] 哎呀

[00:17:18] 叫文武官员看着多不雅思啊

[00:17:22] 嗯

[00:17:23] 子图

[00:17:23] 你这是从哪来

[00:17:25] 你的脸是怎么破

[00:17:28] 哎呀

[00:17:29] 万岁呀

[00:17:30] 可得给我做主啊哇

[00:17:33] 我叫寇准打地啊

[00:17:37] 寇准

[00:17:38] 你在哪里

[00:17:39] 看见的寇准跟万岁您毁

[00:17:42] 是因为寇准今天要审潘杨一案

[00:17:45] 哀家不放心

[00:17:46] 故此去厅堂

[00:17:47] 哪知道是寇准特别的放肆

[00:17:50] 牵着我嬉皮笑脸

[00:17:52] 我申诉的几句他一点都不在意

[00:17:55] 最后他竟然伸手抓住我的青子夫

[00:17:58] 坏我的粉面万岁啊

[00:18:01] 给哀家做主

[00:18:05] 皇上一听

[00:18:06] 火冒三丈

[00:18:08] 哈哈哈

[00:18:09] 寇准呢

[00:18:10] 你胆子太大了

[00:18:11] 你看着我的梓潼嬉皮笑脸的

[00:18:15] 有陈奇

[00:18:18] 嗯

[00:18:20] 此图年礼提神

[00:18:23] 来呀

[00:18:24] 厕不有人给搭过座位

[00:18:26] 西宫娘娘洋洋得意往这儿一坐

[00:18:29] 鸭子腿一宁

[00:18:30] 展昭眼泪万岁

[00:18:33] 我活不了了

[00:18:35] 司徒

[00:18:35] 不要难过

[00:18:36] 一会儿我就给你出气来呀

[00:18:40] 选臭准垂直上列炸

[00:18:44] 还没等选呢

[00:18:46] 就听下边喊啊飞回头来了

[00:18:50] 皇上一看寇准

[00:18:52] 那气儿不打一处来了

[00:18:54] 好啊

[00:18:55] 寇老心儿啊

[00:18:56] 你刚刚升到天官

[00:18:58] 你竟敢戏耍娘娘二一个

[00:19:02] 哼

[00:19:03] 你好大的胆子

[00:19:06] 敢沈太师果帐

[00:19:09] 我要把你杀了

[00:19:11] 再也没人敢审潘太师

[00:19:14] 这个案子就不了了之了

[00:19:17] 想到这儿

[00:19:18] 啪一拍龙书案

[00:19:20] 负胆大的寇准

[00:19:22] 你可知罪吗

[00:19:24] 哇噻

[00:19:24] 愁不知道发放合律罪在哪条

[00:19:28] 你明知故问

[00:19:30] 来呀

[00:19:31] 把他绑上推下床吧

[00:19:34] 我还有家庭回兵

[00:19:36] 你问人家为什么追我

[00:19:37] 你得说一声啊

[00:19:38] 你有来言我有情绪

[00:19:40] 我忘了你武功在这个

[00:19:42] 合适吗

[00:19:43] 哼

[00:19:45] 皇上也不问

[00:19:46] 搭上中交代

[00:19:47] 推着拥拥来到外边儿立好了桩橛框给捆在那块儿

[00:19:52] 等着午时三刻开刀问斩

[00:19:55] 满朝文武

[00:19:56] 我心里是明镜赛的昏君呢

[00:19:59] 你眼睛只有你那个娘娘和你老丈人呢

[00:20:03] 连文武群臣你都不要了

[00:20:05] 你得问问那为什么娘娘和寇准抓到一块儿了

[00:20:10] 娘娘带着伤

[00:20:12] 就在这阵儿

[00:20:13] 文班有人跪倒磕头

[00:20:15] 臣参见吾皇万岁万万岁

[00:20:20] 皇上一瞧

[00:20:21] 乃是丞相王炮王彦霖

[00:20:24] 王爱听你有何本奏

[00:20:27] 万岁

[00:20:28] 像那寇准刚刚入都来审潘杨一案

[00:20:32] 上片没弄清

[00:20:33] 你就把他杀了

[00:20:35] 是不是不合适啊

[00:20:36] 就应该问一问他和娘娘为何争吵

[00:20:40] 打在一起

[00:20:41] 然后在定罪

[00:20:43] 方为正理二

[00:20:48] 王爱卿

[00:20:49] 你是越老越糊涂了

[00:20:51] 嗯

[00:20:52] 寇准刚入京都就敢打娘娘

[00:20:55] 有失国体

[00:20:57] 此乃为不忠

[00:20:58] 他死有余辜

[00:21:02] 哼

[00:21:03] 一抖袍袖

[00:21:04] 意思你少给他求情

[00:21:07] 黄袍闹个大红脸

[00:21:09] 往旁一闪身

[00:21:10] 这阵武将里又有几个人给求情万岁呀

[00:21:15] 你是不是等寇准审完潘杨一案

[00:21:17] 然后再杀他呀

[00:21:21] 不许求情

[00:21:22] 谁求情

[00:21:24] 孤王也不准

[00:21:26] 皇上一想

[00:21:27] 我正找借口杀寇准

[00:21:28] 找不着

[00:21:29] 可算找着这么个机会了

[00:21:32] 快把他宰了得了

[00:21:33] 省得乱管闲事

[00:21:34] 省得什么潘杨一案

[00:21:37] 然后派出监斩官单等三声追魂炮响

[00:21:42] 寇准人头落地

[00:21:45] 潘娘娘做这块美高兴

[00:21:48] 哼

[00:21:49] 嗯

[00:21:50] 到底上了我的圈套了

[00:21:53] 这回好

[00:21:54] 姓寇的

[00:21:55] 你打了我的爹

[00:21:57] 我要你的脑袋

[00:22:00] 就听外边儿咕噜岛

[00:22:05] 头声追魂炮响了

[00:22:08] 寇准被绑在桩橛之上

[00:22:11] 拿眼睛往周围看着

[00:22:13] 心里还琢磨呢

[00:22:14] 哼

[00:22:15] 我这个人啊

[00:22:16] 命可够苦的

[00:22:17] 在夏口县当了九年的纸屑

[00:22:20] 穷的连壶水都打不出来

[00:22:22] 好不容易生了

[00:22:24] 光当了大官了

[00:22:25] 我又死了

[00:22:26] 这回也挺好

[00:22:27] 考研eb

[00:22:29] 万事皆休

[00:22:31] 就在这阵儿

[00:22:32] 第二声追魂炮响了

[00:22:34] 眼睁睁三声追魂炮响

[00:22:37] 寇准人头落地

[00:22:39] 就在这阵儿

[00:22:40] 远处马库伦噜噜噜

[00:22:49] 三匹战马由远而近

[00:22:51] 飞奔而来

[00:22:53] 等倒在了午门以外

[00:22:54] 带出坐骑

[00:22:55] 淤人命

[00:22:58] 闪开了霸王隧道

[00:23:02] 长篇评书杨家将全传