《出门旅游不容易》歌词

[00:00:00] 出门旅游不容易 - 幽明

[00:00:01] 我要出趟门

[00:00:02] 游览天南海北

[00:00:04] 那你咋走啊嚎

[00:00:07] 靠腿啊

[00:00:09] 我要坐飞机

[00:00:10] 飞机坠毁了

[00:00:13] 我要坐轮船

[00:00:15] 在索马里遇劫匪了

[00:00:18] 那我坐火车

[00:00:19] 火车出轨了

[00:00:22] 那我坐地铁

[00:00:24] 地铁追尾了

[00:00:26] 那我坐公交

[00:00:28] 公交被烧毁了

[00:00:30] 那我走路去

[00:00:32] 路上发洪水了

[00:00:35] 难道我只能游水了

[00:00:38] 行了别臭美了

[00:00:40] 再不接电话

[00:00:41] 我都后悔了