《Ballad of the Blue Cyclone》歌词

[00:00:00] Ballad of the Blue Cyclone - The Hit Crew (热歌组合)

[00:00:01] Blue Cyclone Oooh

[00:00:07] Well my wife went out of town

[00:00:10] 'Bout a year or so back

[00:00:11] And left me at home by myself to bach

[00:00:13] And after five straight nights of T V

[00:00:15] I was ready to scream

[00:00:17] So I called up this beer drinkin' buddy of mine

[00:00:20] I said "Bill I ain't havin' a real good time "

[00:00:23] He said "Why don't we go to the wrestlin'

[00:00:25] Matches and let off a little steam "

[00:00:26] The main event was the Spider from parts unknown

[00:00:30] With his trusty partner the Blue Cyclone

[00:00:32] They was takin' on a team that

[00:00:34] Never had been beat

[00:00:35] Now I'd never seen the matches before

[00:00:39] And the crowd was backed up plum out the door

[00:00:41] But me an' ol' Bill lucked out

[00:00:43] And got ringside seats

[00:00:45] Well then they rang the bell

[00:00:47] And all Hell broke loose

[00:00:48] My legs was shakin' like a rubber goose

[00:00:50] I'd never seen anything like this

[00:00:52] Not even in the war

[00:00:54] The Cyclone put the Vulture in an airplane spin

[00:00:57] Then he body slammed him and he did it again

[00:01:00] I swear I didn't see how that

[00:01:02] Old boy could take much more

[00:01:03] It was right about then in the thick of things

[00:01:07] My buddy Bill threw a chair in the ring

[00:01:09] And I knew we'd better be headin' for the door

[00:01:12] 'Cause I saw the Cyclone lookin' at us

[00:01:16] And he was rubbin' his head

[00:01:17] And he started to cuss

[00:01:18] And I knew if he caught us

[00:01:20] He'd break Bill's neck for sure

[00:01:21] Well where we parked wasn't too far

[00:01:26] And Bill ran so fast he beat me to the car

[00:01:28] Locked the doors and

[00:01:29] Wasn't about to let anyone in

[00:01:31] And I turned around and the Cyclone was there

[00:01:35] And he said "Hey punk you forgot your chair "

[00:01:37] And by the look in his eyes

[00:01:39] I knew that this was the end

[00:01:40] Then he body slammed me two or three times

[00:01:44] And he put his arms around me from behind

[00:01:47] Then he pile-drived me right

[00:01:48] There in the hard concrete

[00:01:50] Broke both my arms and three of my ribs

[00:01:54] It's the closest I've ever come to being killed

[00:01:56] And that's the last thing I remember

[00:01:58] 'Fore he put me to sleep

[00:02:00] Blue Cyclone Blue Cyclone

[00:02:12] I woke up in a hospital bed

[00:02:16] "I believe I coulda took him

[00:02:18] If I hadn't been drinkin'

[00:02:19] So the next time we meet

[00:02:21] I won't be on no binge

[00:02:23] "Cause I hadn't been the same

[00:02:25] Since we had that fight

[00:02:26] And I'd see that Cyclone in my dreams at night

[00:02:29] And I won't be satisfied 'til I get revenge "

[00:02:32] Then I called up Bill and told him my plan

[00:02:36] And all he said was "Right on man

[00:02:38] I'd do the same durn thing if it'd been me

[00:02:41] It all happened so quick

[00:02:44] When that car door slammed

[00:02:45] It musta broke something

[00:02:46] 'Cause the door locks jammed

[00:02:47] You was already down

[00:02:49] He's gone time I got free "

[00:02:50] Bill said "Since yer thinkin' 'bout takin' him again

[00:02:54] I know two ol' boys who weigh 210

[00:02:56] They both lift weights so you know they're mean

[00:03:00] Well we talked it over they said they's willin'

[00:03:04] They'd stop at nothing short of killin'

[00:03:06] Said "Hoss we'll back you

[00:03:07] As long as you wanna fight "

[00:03:09] So I checked around at a few of the bars

[00:03:13] And found out where all the wrasslin' stars

[00:03:15] And waited for the Blue Cyclone to hit the door

[00:03:18] Well after a while he finally appeared

[00:03:22] Sat down at the bar and ordered a beer

[00:03:24] And he barely took a sip '

[00:03:26] Fore I stepped to the middle of the floor

[00:03:28] I yelled "Hey Cyclone Remember me

[00:03:36] I'm the guy you put to sleep

[00:03:38] Only this time you can see I'm not alone Ha ha

[00:03:43] You see them two big dudes over there "

[00:03:45] The Cyclone looked and said "Over where "

[00:03:47] And I turned around

[00:03:48] And I'm a son of a gun they was gone

[00:03:51] Then the Cyclone looked at me and grinned

[00:03:55] And he said "Okay punk here we go again

[00:03:57] It seems to me that some guys never learn "

[00:04:00] And then he waded through

[00:04:03] Them tables and chairs

[00:04:04] Put a full-nelson on me and grabbed my hair

[00:04:07] And when he threw me to the floor

[00:04:08] I was starting to get concerned

[00:04:10] The next thing I remember

[00:04:12] They was carryin' me in

[00:04:13] And the doctor said "Oh no you again "

[00:04:16] I said "Doctor how long you thing

[00:04:18] It'll be this time "

[00:04:19] He said "Boy if you don't leave

[00:04:22] That Cyclone alone

[00:04:23] One of these days you ain't goin' home

[00:04:25] You'll need the undertaker's services not mine "

[00:04:28] Blue Cyclone

[00:04:34] He's the meanest rascal the ring has ever known

[00:04:37] He'll make you groan he'll make you moan

[00:04:41] He'll lay you prone and break your bones

[00:04:44] Blue Cyclone

[00:04:48] The Blue Cyclone