《The Jogger》歌词

[00:00:00] The Jogger - Bobby Bare (Bobby Bare)

[00:00:06] Well I've been a trucker now for twenty years

[00:00:08] From the Charleston coast to the Jersey piers

[00:00:11] And sharin' the road with the race

[00:00:13] Car nuts and loggers

[00:00:17] Sunday drivers scouts on hikes

[00:00:19] Hells Angels on Harley bikes

[00:00:22] I never met a roader I didn't like

[00:00:25] Cept them joggers

[00:00:29] One day I'm rollin' down 1-0-1

[00:00:31] I got 18 wheels and a 14-ton

[00:00:34] Radio playin' a good ol' country rocker

[00:00:40] The day was surely a trucker's dream

[00:00:43] The sky was sunny and the air was clean

[00:00:46] When up ahead on the road

[00:00:47] I seen one of them joggers

[00:00:52] He was dressed like they do in baby blue

[00:00:55] With shortie shorts and a headband too

[00:00:57] I yelled Sweetie I bet that you are the hit

[00:01:01] Of the men's room locker

[00:01:03] Well I'm a runnin' late with an overload

[00:01:06] So get your Adidas off a this road

[00:01:09] I'm LA bound and I don't slow down

[00:01:11] For dead raccoons or joggers

[00:01:16] Well without breakin' stride or losin' poise

[00:01:18] He said you and that rig sure make some noise

[00:01:21] But I can't talk now cause

[00:01:23] I'm racin' against the clocker

[00:01:26] But it's just nine miles to Forkers Leap

[00:01:29] And if you ain't afraid to race that heap

[00:01:32] We'll see how that ol' rig holds up

[00:01:35] Against a super jogger

[00:01:39] Race I must be hearin' wrong

[00:01:42] The boy's been runnin' in the sun too long

[00:01:45] The only place he's a racin' to is a doctor's

[00:01:50] But before I could say hey thank ya no

[00:01:53] That fool yells ready get set go

[00:01:55] And the race is on and we're off

[00:01:57] And gone me and that maniac jogger

[00:02:05] I could've left him far behind

[00:02:08] But I played with him like a fish on a line

[00:02:11] And I stayed about a half a mile behind that sucker

[00:02:16] Then I pushed her up to forty-five

[00:02:19] And he sees me comin' and he starts to fly

[00:02:22] So I kicked her to sixty and shift to high

[00:02:24] And finally catch that jogger

[00:02:26] And it wasn't easy

[00:02:28] Now I'm doin' eighty and I turned to check

[00:02:31] And he's stayin' right with me neck in neck

[00:02:34] His hearts a thumpin' like an engine

[00:02:36] Goin' poo poon pucker prooon

[00:02:40] Then he yelled out I hope you're set

[00:02:41] Cause I ain't shifted into second yet

[00:02:44] Then he unwinds and leaves me behind

[00:02:47] Eaten the dust of a jogger

[00:02:51] Then I see him a joggin' up into the sky

[00:02:54] And he yells hey thanks for the exercise

[00:02:57] And I hope that losin' the race

[00:02:59] Was not too shockin'

[00:03:02] Ya see my dad says heaven's no place to run

[00:03:05] I try to be an obedient son

[00:03:08] So I got to come down to earth to do my joggin'

[00:03:13] Well that's the story take it or leave it

[00:03:16] My trucker buddies they believe it

[00:03:19] So do those race car nuts and Harley hoggers

[00:03:24] And I'm still drivin' much the same

[00:03:27] Cept I don't call nobody names

[00:03:30] And I tip my hat each time I pass

[00:03:33] One of them good old joggers

[00:03:36] Hey there's one now hey everybody hangin' in there