《The Song Of The 7 Inch Cowboy》歌词

[00:00:00] The Song Of The 7 Inch Cowboy - Pain

[00:00:01] I'm a seven inch cowboy

[00:00:03] With a tiny pair of six guns

[00:00:07] Five will get you ten

[00:00:10] I betcha never seen one

[00:00:19] Well I'm a seven inch cowboy

[00:00:21] How do you be

[00:00:23] And I'm used to people gawking

[00:00:24] And a-staring at me

[00:00:26] But I wasnt always so gol-darned wee

[00:00:29] Let me tell you my story

[00:00:30] You can listen for free

[00:00:32] For seven long years

[00:00:33] Now that's a year for every inch I stand

[00:00:35] I've traveled small and lonely down

[00:00:37] The byways of this giant land

[00:00:38] Like a country western Lilliputian

[00:00:40] Too afraid to stop

[00:00:41] I'm at the bottom of the food chain

[00:00:43] Whereas I once was at the top

[00:00:45] I wandered on foot my horse had

[00:00:47] Done abandoned me

[00:00:48] And every town I come to's like a

[00:00:50] Terrible dream

[00:00:52] The other cowboys mocked me

[00:00:53] And spit tobacco like meteors

[00:00:55] Watching me dodge them and laughing

[00:00:56] At my small squeaky scream

[00:00:58] I went to a saloon to get a drink

[00:01:00] They wouldn't serve me

[00:01:01] They stuffed me in a glass and slid

[00:01:02] Me up and down the bar

[00:01:04] And all the barroom women gathered

[00:01:06] Round and had their way with me

[00:01:07] They sang a song both cold and mean

[00:01:09] Cause that's how women are

[00:01:10] They sang a man can pan for gold and

[00:01:12] Strike it rich and be a millionaire

[00:01:14] Or ride the rodeo and be the best one

[00:01:16] At it anywhere

[00:01:17] Drive a brand new car be a movie star

[00:01:20] Size is all that counts and there you are

[00:01:23] And I'm a seven-inch cowboy

[00:01:26] With a tiny pair of six guns

[00:01:30] Five will get you ten

[00:01:32] I bet you never seen one

[00:01:55] Now as you can imagine I'd grown

[00:01:57] Pretty bitter

[00:01:58] Although that's the only way in which

[00:02:01] I had grown

[00:02:02] And in that seventh year I finally

[00:02:03] Found my transgressor

[00:02:05] The man who had shrunk me the

[00:02:06] Worst fiend I'd ever known

[00:02:08] The mad Professor Mentley was

[00:02:09] His name and I drew near

[00:02:11] I hopped upon his shoulder and

[00:02:13] I grabbed him by the ear

[00:02:14] I held my little pistols up and I

[00:02:16] Told him lookee here

[00:02:17] You made me this way it's time

[00:02:19] To pay you gol-darned queer

[00:02:22] The professor said wait wait

[00:02:27] Now you know me and I know you

[00:02:30] And you know that strange experiments

[00:02:32] Are just what I do

[00:02:33] It's less like a passtime and more

[00:02:35] Like a job

[00:02:36] Why if I didn't do it I'd be an

[00:02:38] Unemployed slob

[00:02:40] Now I know that won't suffice and it won't

[00:02:42] Set you at ease

[00:02:43] But I'm thinking fast as I can for a man

[00:02:45] Who's down on his knees

[00:02:46] And just this passing moment I had a

[00:02:48] Thought here's what I thunk

[00:02:49] Where would you be today if you hadn't

[00:02:51] Gotten shrunk

[00:02:52] Just another nameless cowboy a

[00:02:54] Mediocre bumpking

[00:02:56] Riding in the sun skin burnt the color

[00:02:58] Of a pumpking

[00:02:59] Reviled by the ladies ridiculed by

[00:03:01] Other men

[00:03:02] Nothing to set you apart nor would

[00:03:04] There ever have been

[00:03:05] Then I came along yes me Professor Mently

[00:03:08] I gave you a gift though you're

[00:03:10] Ungrateful evidently

[00:03:12] I plucked you from your average status

[00:03:13] Made you unique

[00:03:15] You're a seven inch cowboy not a

[00:03:17] Six foot freak

[00:03:18] From every corner of the globe folks

[00:03:19] Will come to adore you

[00:03:21] Nations will bow and throw their

[00:03:23] Riches before you

[00:03:24] You'll be diminitive in stature but

[00:03:26] A titan inside

[00:03:27] Because I your true friend chose

[00:03:29] To stand by your side

[00:03:30] Now I cogitated on the words Professor

[00:03:33] Mentley shared

[00:03:34] And I wondered if perhaps he only said

[00:03:36] Em cause he was scared

[00:03:37] My guns were weighing heavy in

[00:03:39] My hands my heart was low

[00:03:40] When suddenly some old advice

[00:03:42] Came to me soft and slow

[00:03:46] Well my pop told me it don't matter

[00:03:48] Where a fella goes

[00:03:50] You can sail through icy straights

[00:03:51] And misty archipelagoes

[00:03:53] Travel to the moon orbit every star

[00:03:56] Size don't really count and there you are

[00:03:59] You're still a man however big you are

[00:04:03] And I'm a seven-inch cowboy

[00:04:06] With a tiny pair of six guns

[00:04:10] Five will get you ten

[00:04:12] You'll never see another one

[00:04:16] I guess Professor Mentley had a

[00:04:17] Point although I shot him anyway

[00:04:19] There's never been a gentleman like

[00:04:21] Me and that is safe to say

[00:04:22] Well I've thought real long and hard

[00:04:24] So hard my brain is numb

[00:04:27] Now I say Hollywood Hollywood

[00:04:28] Hollywood here I come