《(The Legend of) Miss Baltimore Crabs》歌词

[00:00:00] (The Legend of) Miss Baltimore Crabs - The Theatreland Chorus

[00:00:04] Well i brought my own 45s

[00:00:05] So if you put em on i'll show you my stuff

[00:00:07] Haven't you already shown us enough

[00:00:11] Oh my god how times have changed

[00:00:14] This girl's either blind or completely deranged

[00:00:17] Ah but time seemed to halt

[00:00:19] When i was miss baltimore crabs

[00:00:24] Childhood dreams for me were cracked

[00:00:27] When that damn shirley temple stole my freaking act

[00:00:31] But the crown's in the vault

[00:00:32] From when i won miss baltimore crabs

[00:00:37] Those poor runner ups might still hold some grudges

[00:00:41] They padded their cups but i screwed the judges

[00:00:44] Those broads thought they'd win

[00:00:46] If a plate they would spin in their dance

[00:00:50] Not a chance

[00:00:51] Cause i hit the stage batons ablaze

[00:00:54] While belting high c's and preparing souffles

[00:00:58] But that triple somersault

[00:00:59] Was how i clinched miss baltimore crabs

[00:01:04] Proceed

[00:01:04] Are you scared we're on live

[00:01:06] No i'm sure i can cope

[00:01:08] Well this show isn't broadcast in

[00:01:10] Cinema scope

[00:01:11] I never drank one chocolate malt

[00:01:13] No no desserts for miss baltimore crabs

[00:01:18] How many sweaters do you own

[00:01:20] Well i'm sure i've got plenty

[00:01:21] Let's see i have three five wait i have twenty

[00:01:25] I would say oy gevalt

[00:01:27] If i wasn't miss baltimore crabs

[00:01:32] A tycoon i wed so cuddly and funny

[00:01:35] The old fart dropped dead

[00:01:37] But left tons of money

[00:01:38] So i bought this station

[00:01:40] So all of the nation could see

[00:01:43] Baby amber and me

[00:01:45] Do you dance like you dress

[00:01:47] Amber there's no need to be cruel

[00:01:48] Would you swim in an integrated pool

[00:01:52] I sure would i'm all for integration

[00:01:54] It's the new frontier

[00:01:55] Not in baltimore it isn't and may i be frank

[00:01:58] First impressions can be tough

[00:02:00] And when i saw you i knew it

[00:02:02] If your size weren't enough

[00:02:03] Your last answer just blew it

[00:02:05] And so my dear so short and stout

[00:02:08] You'll never be in

[00:02:10] So we're kicking you out

[00:02:12] You can't get past me kid

[00:02:13] But it isn't your fault

[00:02:15] It's hard to get rid of miss baltimore crabs

[00:02:28] You may go

[00:02:29] Um thank you

[00:02:31] Gee tracy that went well

[00:02:36] Hello may i please audition

[00:02:38] No but you can bow and exalt

[00:02:41] Cause i was miss baltimore crabs crabs crabs crabs