《Fatso(LP版)》歌词

[00:00:00] Fatso - The Story

[00:00:27] This is the last time this time I will win

[00:00:35] It took a long time to gain this weight

[00:00:39] It will take a long time to lose it again

[00:00:52] I will have only water for a week

[00:01:00] Then maybe carrots and celery

[00:01:04] And if I lose then Sunday I'll have brown rice

[00:01:17] Because someone will adore me when my ribs show clearly

[00:01:22] And I'm thin even when I sit down

[00:01:29] Someone will admire my gorgeous arms and legs

[00:01:35] When I'm only one hundred pounds yes right

[00:01:43] I bought a doctor's scale on sale today

[00:01:51] It takes up half the bathroom and it's really ugly

[00:01:55] But I know it's going to help me reach my goal

[00:02:07] I get so dizzy when I stand up fast

[00:02:15] And I don't feel like dancing

[00:02:19] But I know I'm gonna do it this time for sure

[00:02:32] Now I walk past the fatsos eating dough nuts

[00:02:39] With cream filling icing jimmies

[00:02:44] And I am so glad I am not like them

[00:02:56] Because someone will adore me when my ribs show clearly

[00:03:02] And I'm thin even when I sit down

[00:03:08] Someone will admire my gorgeous arms and legs

[00:03:14] When I'm only one hundred pounds

[00:03:22] Last night I dreamed I ate a chocolate cake

[00:03:31] And when I woke up I was sure it was true

[00:03:35] So I weighed myself just to make sure and drank a diet coke

[00:03:48] I want to be skinny (oh I am so hungry)

[00:04:04] Choo choo choo