《真人Show》歌词

[00:00:00] 真人Show - 吴浩康 (Deep Ng)

[00:00:03] 作词：李峻一

[00:00:07] 作曲：Andy Love/Jos Jorgensen

[00:00:10] 似是政治斗争你别太过天真

[00:00:13] 友善笑面背后拿着棍

[00:00:16] 办公室有小人弱肉强食森林

[00:00:18] 要有识擦识闪技能

[00:00:21] 我最爱我老板客户永远

[00:00:24] 被责骂笑着来受教

[00:00:27] 荣耀属于上头有镬我就认头

[00:00:29] 主人一走甩绳马骝就会两边走

[00:00:32] 办公室做真人骚我擦鞋造诣好高

[00:00:35] 每个老细也当宝宝

[00:00:38] 周身刀博命做升职就慢人几步

[00:00:40] 最怕我会最快无得捞

[00:00:43] Watch out 对面有小丑

[00:00:46] 面露笑口装作好友

[00:00:49] Look out 腹背有恶狗

[00:00:51] 随时扑出噬你一口

[00:00:54] Watch out 有事要先走

[00:00:57] 为着老细开心打个筋斗

[00:00:59] Look out 嘴脸似小丑

[00:01:02] 然而谁人能笑出口

[00:01:08] 有气永远要忍如埋炸药引

[00:01:11] 要向老细对脚吻一吻

[00:01:13] 女士穿着要斯文但唔使穿金戴银

[00:01:16] 最怕某某背后唱你你博乜

[00:01:19] 办公室做真人骚我擦鞋造诣好高

[00:01:21] 每个老细也当我宝宝

[00:01:24] 周身刀博命做升职就慢人几步

[00:01:27] 最怕我会最快无得捞

[00:01:30] Watch out 对面有小丑

[00:01:32] 面露笑口装作好友

[00:01:35] Look out 腹背有恶狗

[00:01:37] 随时扑出噬你一口

[00:01:40] Watch out 有事要先走

[00:01:43] 为着老细开心打个筋斗

[00:01:46] Look out 嘴脸似小丑

[00:01:48] 然而谁人能笑出口

[00:01:52] 做好烦做人好难

[00:01:54] 俾办公室政治搅到好残

[00:01:57] 要以牙还牙要以眼还眼

[00:01:59] 咪以为我坐度好得闲

[00:02:02] 边一个冼我

[00:02:03] 阴阴湿金手指插向我大大镬

[00:02:06] 原来是你么

[00:02:08] 唔好绝做人留一线

[00:02:10] 做好自己唔怕俾人赶到绝

[00:02:13] Watch out 对面有小丑

[00:02:16] 面露笑口装作好友

[00:02:19] Look out 腹背有恶狗

[00:02:21] 随时扑出噬你一口

[00:02:24] Watch out 有事要先走

[00:02:27] 为着老细开心打个筋斗

[00:02:30] Look out 嘴脸似小丑

[00:02:32] 然而谁人能笑出口

[00:02:35] Watch out 对面有小丑

[00:02:37] 面露笑口装作好友

[00:02:40] Look out 腹背有恶狗

[00:02:43] 随时扑出噬你一口

[00:02:46] Watch out 有事要先走

[00:02:48] 为着老细开心打个筋斗

[00:02:51] Look out 嘴脸似小丑

[00:02:54] 然而谁人能笑出口

[00:02:57] Look out