《My Old Man’s A Dustman》歌词

[00:00:01] Now here's a little story

[00:00:05] To tell it is a must

[00:00:10] About an unsung hero

[00:00:13] That moves away your dust

[00:00:19] Some people make a fortune

[00:00:21] Other's earn a mint

[00:00:25] My old man don't earn much

[00:00:32] In fact he's flippin' skint

[00:00:33] Oh my old man's a dustman

[00:00:38] He wears a dustman's hat

[00:00:40] He wears cor blimey trousers

[00:00:42] And he lives in a council flat

[00:00:44] He looks a proper narner

[00:00:46] In his great big hob nailed boots

[00:00:48] He's got such a job to pull em up

[00:00:50] That he calls them daisy roots

[00:00:55] Some folks give tips at Christmas

[00:00:57] And some of them forget

[00:00:58] So when he picks their bins up

[00:01:00] He spills some on the steps

[00:01:02] Now one old man got nasty

[00:01:04] And to the council wrote

[00:01:05] Next time my old man went 'round there

[00:01:08] He punched him up the throat

[00:01:10] Oh my old man's a dustman

[00:01:12] He wears a dustman's hat

[00:01:14] He wears cor blimey trousers

[00:01:16] And he lives in a council flat

[00:01:17] I say I say Duncan

[00:01:19] I 'er I found a police dog in my dustbin

[00:01:22] How do you know he's a police dog

[00:01:25] He had a policeman with him

[00:01:29] Though my old man's a dustman

[00:01:31] He's got a heart of gold

[00:01:32] He got married recently

[00:01:35] Though he's 86 years old

[00:01:37] We said 'Ear Hang on Dad

[00:01:38] You're getting past your prime'

[00:01:40] He said 'Well when you get to my age'

[00:01:42] 'It helps to pass the time'

[00:01:44] Oh my old man's a dustman

[00:01:46] He wears a dustman's hat

[00:01:48] He wears cor blimey trousers

[00:01:50] And he lives in a council flat

[00:01:51] I say I say I say

[00:01:54] My dustbins full of lillies

[00:01:55] Well throw 'em away then

[00:01:57] I can't Lilly's wearing them

[00:01:59] Now one day while in a hurry

[00:02:03] He missed a lady's bin

[00:02:05] He hadn't gone but a few yards

[00:02:07] When she chased after him

[00:02:08] 'What game do you think you're playing'

[00:02:10] She cried right from the heart

[00:02:12] 'You've missed me am I too late'

[00:02:14] 'No jump up on the cart'

[00:02:18] Oh my old man's a dustman

[00:02:19] He wears a dustman's hat

[00:02:20] He wears cor blimey trousers

[00:02:22] And he lives in a council flat

[00:02:24] I say I say I say What you again

[00:02:27] My dustbin's absolutely full with toadstools

[00:02:29] How do you know it's full

[00:02:32] 'Cos there's not much room inside

[00:02:33] He found a tiger's head one day

[00:02:39] Nailed to a piece of wood

[00:02:41] The tiger looked quite miserable

[00:02:42] But I suppose it should

[00:02:44] Just then from out a window

[00:02:46] A voice began to wail

[00:02:48] He said Oi Where's me tiger head

[00:02:50] Four foot from it's tail

[00:02:52] Oh my old man's a dustman

[00:02:54] He wears a dustman's hat

[00:02:56] He wears cor blimey trousers

[00:02:58] And he lives in a council flat

[00:02:59] Next time you see a dustman

[00:03:01] Looking all pale and sad

[00:03:03] Don't kick him in the dustbin

[00:03:05] It might be my old dad