《You Need An Analyst(Album Version)》歌词

[00:00:00] You Need An Analyst (Album Version) - Allan Sherman

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[00:00:11] If you're always stealing goodies

[00:00:13] 如果你总是忍不住

[00:00:13] From a big department store

[00:00:15] 要从百货商场偷东西吃

[00:00:15] You need an analyst a psychoanalyst

[00:00:19] 你需要咨询分析师 心理分析师

[00:00:19] If your pocket's full of little things

[00:00:21] 如果你的口装满了小东西

[00:00:21] You've never owned before

[00:00:22] 你以前从未拥有过的东西

[00:00:22] You need an analyst a psychoanalyst

[00:00:26] 你需要咨询分析师 心理分析师

[00:00:26] If somebody says

[00:00:27] 如果有人说

[00:00:27] "Good Morning" and politely tips his hat

[00:00:29] 早上好 然后礼貌地翻过帽子

[00:00:29] And you frown and say

[00:00:31] 你却皱眉说

[00:00:31] "I wonder what he really meant by that"

[00:00:33] 我真想知道他这是什么意思

[00:00:33] If you're walking down the sidewalk

[00:00:35] 如果你走在人行道上

[00:00:35] And you won't step on a crack

[00:00:36] 并不会踩到地上的坑

[00:00:36] You're afraid if you step on a crack

[00:00:39] 但你却害怕会踩到坑

[00:00:39] You'll break your mother's back

[00:00:40] 导致摔倒伤了你的腰

[00:00:40] If you're at the philharmonic

[00:00:42] 如果你在听交响乐队演奏

[00:00:42] And you start to do the twist

[00:00:44] 却开始跳起了扭摆舞

[00:00:44] You need an analyst a psychoanalyst

[00:00:48] 你需要咨询分析师 心理分析师

[00:00:48] You need an analyst you need an analyst

[00:00:52] 你需要咨询分析师 你需要分析师

[00:00:52] We really must insist that you see an analyst

[00:00:55] 我们强烈建议你咨询分析师

[00:00:55] If you're freezing

[00:00:56] 如果你因为假象的疾病

[00:00:56] Or you're sweating from imaginary ills

[00:00:59] 感到寒冷彻骨或大汗淋漓

[00:00:59] You need an analyst a psychoanalyst

[00:01:02] 你需要咨询分析师 心理分析师

[00:01:02] If it takes an IBM machine to classify your pills

[00:01:06] 如果需要IBM机器才能把药分类

[00:01:06] You need an analyst a psychoanalyst

[00:01:10] 你需要咨询分析师 心理分析师

[00:01:10] If you tiptoe into bed

[00:01:11] 如果你踮着脚走上床

[00:01:11] And you're as quiet as a mouse

[00:01:13] 你和老鼠一样安静

[00:01:13] But the bed you tiptoe into is in someone else's house

[00:01:17] 但你踮脚走上的却是别人家的床

[00:01:17] If you have a brand new raincoat

[00:01:19] 如果你有一件新雨衣

[00:01:19] And of it you're very fond

[00:01:21] 你非常喜欢

[00:01:21] In fact

[00:01:21] 事实上

[00:01:21] You'd rather be alone with it than with a blond

[00:01:24] 比起金发美女 你更喜欢和雨伞待在一起

[00:01:24] If you wear your wristwatch on your feet

[00:01:26] 如果你在脚上戴腕表

[00:01:26] And stockings on your wrist

[00:01:28] 在手腕上穿丝袜

[00:01:28] You need an analyst a psychoanalyst

[00:01:32] 你需要咨询分析师 心理分析师

[00:01:32] You need an analyst you need an analyst

[00:01:36] 你需要咨询分析师 你需要分析师

[00:01:36] We really must insist that you see an analyst

[00:01:39] 我们强烈建议你咨询分析师

[00:01:39] If you're always tearing paper into teeny weeny bits

[00:01:43] 如果你总是把纸撕成零碎的小片

[00:01:43] You need an analyst a psychoanalyst

[00:01:47] 你需要咨询分析师 心理分析师

[00:01:47] If you've got a secret closet full of pomegranate pits

[00:01:50] 如果你有一个秘密衣柜 里面装满了石榴核

[00:01:50] You need an analyst a psychoanalyst

[00:01:54] 你需要咨询分析师 心理分析师

[00:01:54] If they ask you

[00:01:55] 如果人们问你

[00:01:55] What your name is and you answer Bonaparte

[00:01:58] 你叫什名字 你却回答波拿巴

[00:01:58] If you dig those daffy doodles

[00:02:00] 如果你喜欢疯狂涂鸦

[00:02:00] That are known as modern art

[00:02:01] 被称作现代艺术的疯狂涂鸦

[00:02:01] If you're walking down the street

[00:02:03] 如果你走在街上

[00:02:03] And then you stop to tie your shoes

[00:02:05] 然后停下系鞋带

[00:02:05] And you tie them to each other

[00:02:07] 你一边把两只鞋系在了一起

[00:02:07] As you hum Saint Louis blues

[00:02:09] 一边哼着圣路易斯蓝调

[00:02:09] Or if you're forty-six years old

[00:02:11] 或者 你四十六岁了

[00:02:11] And never have been kissed

[00:02:13] 却从未被人吻过

[00:02:13] Go kiss an analyst a psychoanalyst

[00:02:17] 去吻分析师 吻心理分析师吧

[00:02:17] Go kiss an analyst go kiss an analyst

[00:02:20] 去吻分析师 去吻分析师吧

[00:02:20] We really must insist that you kiss an analyst

[00:02:29] 我们强烈建议你去吻分析师

[00:02:29] If you're always having arguments

[00:02:31] 如果你们总是争吵

[00:02:31] When no one else is there

[00:02:33] 没有人的时候也和自己争吵

[00:02:33] You need an analyst a psychoanalyst

[00:02:36] 你需要咨询分析师 心理分析师

[00:02:36] And whenever you are angry if you kick your teddy bear

[00:02:40] 每当你生气时 你就去踢泰迪熊

[00:02:40] You need an analyst a psychoanalyst

[00:02:44] 你需要咨询分析师 心理分析师

[00:02:44] If you dream you've got a purple dragon

[00:02:46] 如果你梦到自己有一只紫色的龙

[00:02:46] Next to you in bed

[00:02:47] 它就在床上躺在你的旁边

[00:02:47] And you wake up

[00:02:48] 等你醒来后

[00:02:48] And your dragon isn't purple it is red

[00:02:51] 你发现你的龙并不是紫色 而是红色

[00:02:51] If you eat those little prizes

[00:02:53] 如果你吃掉了那些小奖品

[00:02:53] And you save the crackerjacks

[00:02:55] 但留下了爆米花

[00:02:55] If you really think

[00:02:56] 如果你真的认为

[00:02:56] They're ever gonna cut the income tax

[00:02:59] 他们会削减收入所得税

[00:02:59] You need an analyst

[00:03:03] 你需要去咨询分析师

[00:03:03] You need I need

[00:03:04] 你需要 我需要

[00:03:04] He needs we need

[00:03:06] 他需要 我们都需要

[00:03:06] Everybody needs an analyst

[00:03:11] 大家都需要去咨询分析师