《Whatever Happened To Phyllis Puke?》歌词

[00:00:00] Whatever Happened To Phyllis Puke? - The New Vaudeville Band

[00:00:02] Written by：Alan Charles Klein

[00:00:09] I'm looking for a darling to share my early morning tea

[00:00:17] A scintillating darling who'll come along and baby me

[00:00:26] She's got to be a girl who's a thoroughbred

[00:00:30] Who'll bring me my cocoa when it's time for bed

[00:00:34] And entertain the Duchess and Duke

[00:00:38] And that reminds me whatever happened to Phyllis Puke

[00:00:47] They call me Dashing Dennis with a gleaming white smile

[00:00:55] And when I'm out playing tennis with Lord and Lady de Lyle

[00:01:04] I wish I had a cutie of my very own

[00:01:08] To pour me out a port and lemon when I get home

[00:01:12] And fix the dinner with the cook

[00:01:16] And that reminds me whatever happened to Phyllis Puke

[00:02:02] So I went to see the parson to ask his advice

[00:02:10] I said I'm looking for a darling who's got to be awfully nice

[00:02:19] For I'm a gay young bachelor of thirty three

[00:02:23] And everybody in the village talks about me

[00:02:28] And gives me peculiar looks

[00:02:31] And that reminds me whatever happened to Phyllis Puke

[00:02:40] Whatever did happen to Phyllis Puke

[00:02:45] Well wasn't she the one who ran off with

[00:02:47] That colonial bus conductor chappie from Brixton