《It’s A Good Thing We Get Paid To Do This》歌词

[00:00:00] It's a good thing we get paid to do this

[00:00:03] I could be in L A getting reamed

[00:00:05] Listening to an Elton John album

[00:00:07] Don't even talk about getting reamed

[00:00:10] Listen I've been without female companionship for so long

[00:00:13] A career as a Jesuit monk was inviting

[00:00:17] Ian is starting to look good to me

[00:00:19] Must be his green velour socks

[00:00:22] Just calm down there Duke

[00:00:23] Ever since you left the jazz world to seek fame and fortune in the rock'n'roll industry

[00:00:28] What do you mean rock'n'roll

[00:00:30] This f**king band doesn't even play rock'n'roll it's all that comedy crap

[00:00:35] If we play any rock'n'roll we might make some money

[00:00:37] I wouldn't mind playing some rock'n'roll

[00:00:40] Uh I like classical music too

[00:00:41] But that doesn't mean I wouln't enjoy playing rock'n'roll

[00:00:43] I mean it's not very challenging intelectually

[00:00:48] But I wouldn't mind if we did some rock'n'roll We could vote on it

[00:00:51] Vote on it for what

[00:00:53] To tell Zappa we wanna play some good music instead of this comedy shit

[00:00:56] Aynsley: I wouldn't mind playing some more rock'n'roll

[00:00:58] It'd be more commercial sort of heavy

[00:01:00] Four parts harmony group vocals and a very heavy beat

[00:01:04] That the kids could enjoy it I think we'd definitely make more money that way

[00:01:08] Maybe after we finish the movie we could play more rock'n'roll

[00:01:11] Yeah We all quit and form other groups and play more rock'n'roll

[00:01:16] And more blues extended blues

[00:01:18] Blues that's still down and funky

[00:01:21] Even though you extended it

[00:01:22] George knows what I'm talking about don't you George

[00:01:25] Leave me out of it I come from the jazz world

[00:01:27] I know all about these groups that get formed and disappear

[00:01:31] With their extensions waving in the moonlight

[00:01:33] You just calm down there Duke

[00:01:34] Maybe we could all form a group

[00:01:36] We can elect a leader Howard we can call it Howard Kaylan World

[00:01:40] We wouldn't have to have any leader

[00:01:42] We could just jam a lot

[00:01:44] There was have to have a really heavy beat and be really commercial so the kids could enjoy it

[00:01:49] I want to get laid I'm so horny I can't stand it

[00:01:53] Listen if you think for a minute that anybody likes this comedy music we've been playing you're crazy That's why you don't get laid

[00:01:59] Who wants to f**k a comedian

[00:02:01] None of these girls can take you seriously

[00:02:04] Hey man you should be careful talking about that kind of stuff

[00:02:07] Why does he listen

[00:02:08] Ian: He always listens

[00:02:09] He's always watching and listening to all the guys in the band

[00:02:12] I've been in the band for years and I know

[00:02:14] He always listens believe me

[00:02:16] That's how he gets his material He listens to us being natural

[00:02:19] Friendly humorous and good-natured

[00:02:21] Then he rips us off

[00:02:22] Sneaks off in the secret room someplace and boils it in ammonia

[00:02:25] And gets it perverted Then he brings it back to us in rehearsal and makes us play it

[00:02:30] I've been in the group for years and let me tell you that is exactly

[00:02:34] That is precisely what he does: He steals all his material

[00:02:37] And the stuff he doesn't steal

[00:02:38] Murray Roman writes for him Listen