《叫卖图》歌词

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[00:00:09] 人来的不少啊

[00:00:10] 哎这多呀

[00:00:11] 我很欣慰

[00:00:12] 哈哈哈哈

[00:00:16] 喊这个我就知道了啊

[00:00:18] 这都是爱听相声的朋友们

[00:00:20] A 是老观众

[00:00:21] 回到家乡演出

[00:00:22] 心里很高兴

[00:00:23] 啊

[00:00:24] 这个d ir 好啊啊

[00:00:25] 空港物流对死连

[00:00:28] 嗯

[00:00:29] 听说明年天安门要往这边挪啊

[00:00:34] 这二首都拉谎信儿啊

[00:00:36] 慌信根本就没这么回事儿

[00:00:39] 回来演出是既高兴又紧的

[00:00:42] 怎么呢

[00:00:43] 高兴的是能跟家乡的父老汇报一下

[00:00:46] A 紧张的是这种演出不好演

[00:00:50] 有难度吗

[00:00:51] 这头一排的这几位啊

[00:00:53] 连我脸上有没有痦子都能看见啊

[00:00:56] 这太清楚啊

[00:00:57] 呃

[00:00:58] 这种演出过去有个名词叫平地抠饼

[00:01:02] 对面拿贼哦

[00:01:03] 有这么个说法最难了嗯

[00:01:06] 我们愿意上电视台去演去

[00:01:08] 怎么那地儿好猛猛啊

[00:01:11] 嗯呢

[00:01:11] 犄角旮旯啊

[00:01:13] 两边儿蹲着带头鼓掌的哦

[00:01:16] 零长得那叫雅

[00:01:18] 说像是穿着西装打领带哦

[00:01:20] 人模狗样儿往外一走

[00:01:22] 嗨

[00:01:23] 那后一探头

[00:01:24] 嗨哦哦

[00:01:27] 这个掌声如雷

[00:01:28] 今天俩字儿就鼓掌

[00:01:31] 我们俩人啊

[00:01:34] 回向声哦

[00:01:36] 哎呀说的实在不好啊

[00:01:38] 嗯

[00:01:39] 说的不好都鼓掌啊

[00:01:40] 哈哈

[00:01:41] 你看今天多好

[00:01:42] 怎么样

[00:01:42] 一个鼓掌都没有

[00:01:46] 喝过这么多鼓掌的了吗

[00:01:49] 显着热吧

[00:01:50] 你说这倒是有人认识我们

[00:01:52] 有人不认识我们

[00:01:54] 有老观众做一个自我的介绍

[00:01:56] A 中国向世界非著名相声演员郭德纲

[00:01:59] A 向我的衣食父母家乡的父老乡亲们致敬

[00:02:03] 感谢您

[00:02:04] 各位好

[00:02:09] 这个人大伙儿可能不是很了解

[00:02:12] 呃

[00:02:13] 也得您介绍过来介绍一下

[00:02:14] 嗯

[00:02:15] 在北京城一提他he he 杨明娜

[00:02:18] 可不敢不认识他

[00:02:20] 你就等于没吃过猪肉对吧

[00:02:23] 所以说叫怎么说话呢

[00:02:24] 你这个

[00:02:25] 我捧你

[00:02:26] 你捧我拿我当猪捧啊

[00:02:29] 不许美化自己啊

[00:02:32] 我这是美化吗

[00:02:33] 这个著名演员不敢当

[00:02:35] 家喻户晓妇孺皆知

[00:02:37] 没有啊

[00:02:38] 叫什么来着

[00:02:39] 哎

[00:02:41] 白捧了

[00:02:41] 您不认识他

[00:02:42] 别说

[00:02:43] 你别说啊

[00:02:43] 我是我能想起来

[00:02:44] 你别说啊

[00:02:45] 你想

[00:02:45] 你想

[00:02:46] 别说你说出这俩字儿算骂街

[00:02:48] 对a 怎么回事

[00:02:50] 我说就那些叫什么啊

[00:02:54] 于谦儿啊

[00:02:55] 您算想起来了

[00:02:56] 对

[00:02:57] 嗯

[00:02:58] 于谦儿是

[00:02:58] 我现在外边打架骂街都拿这个说

[00:03:02] 怎么I 于谦儿了

[00:03:03] 你这人啊

[00:03:04] 没听说过骂街的时候

[00:03:07] 不提我于老师好啊

[00:03:09] 我不敢

[00:03:10] 真好啊

[00:03:11] 没有您说的那个

[00:03:12] 整个相声界你就挑去啊

[00:03:15] 再也找不出这样的人类

[00:03:17] 您过奖

[00:03:17] 没有缺点了

[00:03:21] 烦人啊

[00:03:25] 完了

[00:03:25] 这人很完整的

[00:03:27] 这么一个人

[00:03:27] 很完美

[00:03:28] 这次来说实在的啊

[00:03:30] 我很感动

[00:03:31] 怎么身体一直不好

[00:03:33] 闹病在北京

[00:03:34] 再再休息调整

[00:03:35] 但是你听说今天到这儿来演出

[00:03:37] 嗯

[00:03:38] 起床就这么出来了

[00:03:40] 说实在的

[00:03:41] 咱咱们将心比心

[00:03:42] 人家这次说保外就医到这儿来

[00:03:45] 哎

[00:03:45] 你先等等

[00:03:46] 我们这不是滋味

[00:03:48] 别说了

[00:03:49] 什么保外就医啊

[00:03:52] 合着您说半天

[00:03:53] 我跟你压着呢

[00:03:54] 我不是

[00:03:55] 就是有个

[00:03:56] 有个大夫说嘛

[00:03:57] 我保证在外面没事啊

[00:03:58] 我们接走宝宝

[00:04:00] Y 求您救救

[00:04:01] 叫出院了

[00:04:02] 接接出来

[00:04:02] 确实这次病挺厉害

[00:04:04] 这回这病都破了相了

[00:04:06] 哎

[00:04:07] 怎么破相啊

[00:04:08] 痔疮啊

[00:04:11] 痔疮破相

[00:04:15] 好吗我我不懂这个

[00:04:16] 你们别欺负我们

[00:04:18] 要保持对演员的尊重是吗

[00:04:20] 你不懂就别瞎说了

[00:04:23] 拿着说没有破相

[00:04:24] 反正身体不好

[00:04:26] 但是一听说说上天津演出蹭一下就来了

[00:04:29] 我们愿意来

[00:04:30] 很感动啊

[00:04:31] 当然人家无论是人品还是艺术呢

[00:04:34] 都是相当的值得一提的

[00:04:37] 就说台上啊

[00:04:38] 人家台上反正就这么回事儿

[00:04:41] 是吧台上这么回事儿

[00:04:43] 不就是人性好人性

[00:04:45] 看人啊

[00:04:46] 交朋友看台下呀

[00:04:47] 对啊

[00:04:48] 台下人家说在人性

[00:04:49] 人品还不如抬上了是吧

[00:04:52] 我让你盘过来了

[00:04:53] 反正就说有

[00:04:55] 有好的也有好

[00:04:56] 谁有个优缺点呢

[00:04:58] 对观众热情

[00:04:59] 这是应该的

[00:05:00] 这就好啊

[00:05:01] 能力大小

[00:05:02] 歌里边儿心态也很好

[00:05:04] 关键保持心情是不是啊

[00:05:06] 嗯

[00:05:06] 常听相声

[00:05:07] 尤其咱们天津的父老乡亲都知道

[00:05:09] 呃

[00:05:09] 相声四门功课对吭蒙拐骗啊弄好了

[00:05:14] 这是别解释了啊

[00:05:16] 说学逗唱改啦

[00:05:19] 没改

[00:05:20] 压根儿就通知我啊

[00:05:21] 没有

[00:05:22] 一直就是这个

[00:05:23] 说学逗唱

[00:05:23] 对这四门

[00:05:24] 这四门儿

[00:05:25] 没有20年

[00:05:26] 你下不来

[00:05:27] 就得下工夫

[00:05:27] 首先说这个说啊

[00:05:29] 那个嘴里得干净得清楚

[00:05:32] 无论您坐在哪儿啊

[00:05:33] 每一个字出来送到您的耳朵里

[00:05:36] 哎

[00:05:36] 让您听斟酌

[00:05:37] 不允许贪污任何一个字

[00:05:40] 师字没有

[00:05:41] 有这么几句话

[00:05:42] 花200钱买一小猪兹儿喝水

[00:05:45] 胳膊胳膊吃豆儿

[00:05:46] 接着墙头扔出去

[00:05:47] 而一声

[00:05:48] 您猜怎么着

[00:05:49] 死啦

[00:05:51] 嘿

[00:05:52] 真是清

[00:05:53] 嗯

[00:05:54] 都能听干净

[00:05:56] 呃

[00:05:56] 你嘴里有毛病

[00:05:57] 受得了这个吗

[00:05:58] 不行吗

[00:05:59] 花I 的钱买小九啊

[00:06:02] JJ 1 喝水

[00:06:03] 嘎巴嘎巴奇豆接墙头涌出去

[00:06:07] 籽儿一声

[00:06:07] 你还枕着

[00:06:08] 枕着十拉没事儿

[00:06:11] 撒气漏风

[00:06:12] 这不行

[00:06:13] 干不了这个

[00:06:13] 对了

[00:06:14] 咬舌间舌

[00:06:15] 大舌头结语啊

[00:06:17] 都说不了相声嘴里的毛病

[00:06:19] 结语

[00:06:19] 就是结巴

[00:06:20] 对呀

[00:06:21] 结巴当然能治

[00:06:22] 对治好了

[00:06:23] 之前说不了相声也不行啊

[00:06:25] 你别说说相声啊

[00:06:27] 电视台主持人有结巴吗

[00:06:29] 没有

[00:06:30] 天津电视台娱乐节目找一结巴啊

[00:06:32] 跟嘉宾聊天行吗

[00:06:34] 我我我我能

[00:06:36] 能用用你二二十分钟的时时间吗

[00:06:40] 干嘛呀我

[00:06:40] 我打算跟跟你说说五分钟钟的话啊

[00:06:44] 啊哈哈

[00:06:45] 那15 分钟全是废话和搁在这上头了

[00:06:48] R 电台有吗

[00:06:50] 电台也没有天津电台风了

[00:06:52] 嗯

[00:06:52] 找一节吧

[00:06:53] 行吗刚才最后一下

[00:06:56] 嗯

[00:06:56] 北京时间

[00:06:58] 嗯

[00:06:59] 哎呀

[00:06:59] 这啊

[00:07:00] 七七七七点

[00:07:02] 你看表

[00:07:02] 八点半了

[00:07:07] 别说的太夸张了

[00:07:09] 这都耽误了

[00:07:10] 那到是哪门功夫都得下工夫

[00:07:12] 而不是说随随便便就可以的

[00:07:15] 都得学说学逗唱

[00:07:17] 对

[00:07:18] 包括这个唱唱

[00:07:19] 啊

[00:07:20] 这个唱到底是唱什么

[00:07:22] 你讲我们有些个演员上台就说了

[00:07:24] AJ 唱啊

[00:07:25] 就是唱一歌

[00:07:26] 唱一唱一大鼓喔

[00:07:28] 这不对错了

[00:07:29] 这是学唱

[00:07:31] 属于学

[00:07:31] 真正的唱叫太平歌词a

[00:07:34] 这是本宫的说相声不会太平

[00:07:36] 歌词再过去

[00:07:37] 那是很丢人的事情是吗

[00:07:39] 四门功课短

[00:07:40] 一门or que

[00:07:42] 比如说人都挣180 啊

[00:07:43] 你挣75 少1 /4 所以大伙儿都都害臊哦

[00:07:47] 都知道要脸啊

[00:07:49] 后来一解放有工资的

[00:07:50] 把他们都救了

[00:07:51] 人啊就不学了

[00:07:52] 谁不吓着功夫噢

[00:07:54] 太平歌词是一个人唱

[00:07:55] 呃拿这两块主板

[00:07:57] 而教育子学名是玉子a

[00:07:59] 积极而歌

[00:08:00] 掐着版一上就一下就唱好了

[00:08:03] 不容易好听啊

[00:08:04] 他没有乐队

[00:08:05] 对这东西难就难在这儿了

[00:08:07] 说有乐队好弄

[00:08:08] 后来3000人跟着拉弦儿去好办

[00:08:11] 那么大乐队好猛是吗

[00:08:13] 就你一个人你怎么蒙啊

[00:08:14] 是也没帮忙的

[00:08:15] 没人拖着你说相声

[00:08:17] 俩人分一搭茬儿的一捧一逗马海平歌词

[00:08:19] 没有

[00:08:20] 也没有伴舞的

[00:08:22] 噢

[00:08:22] 我找过一回

[00:08:24] 一回演出

[00:08:25] 人家找我热闹点儿吧

[00:08:27] 啊

[00:08:27] 我找了40个俄罗斯的美女

[00:08:30] 太平歌词

[00:08:31] 穿着很简单的衣服给您伴舞啊

[00:08:34] 站在我后边行吗哥后边跳哦

[00:08:37] 我站头里插好

[00:08:38] 观众很满意

[00:08:39] 噢耶

[00:08:40] 看前排站起一个来啊

[00:08:42] 拿手一指我

[00:08:42] 嗯

[00:08:43] 你躲着点啊

[00:08:46] 好吗把你给轰下去啦

[00:08:49] 这俩钱花得太的太费劲了

[00:08:52] 海平歌词其实很好听好听

[00:08:54] 回到家了啊

[00:08:55] 给大伙儿学一段儿太平歌词唱腔

[00:09:01] 也不知道各位您是谁愿意听啊

[00:09:04] 谁愿意听啊

[00:09:05] 是愿意听啊啊啊全愿意听啊

[00:09:08] 哼哼

[00:09:10] 啊啊

[00:09:11] Dan 到会素烩肉烩的烩饼啊

[00:09:16] 是怎么的单刀会啊

[00:09:17] 好有内行哦

[00:09:19] 单刀会说这是关云长单刀赴会的故事是这样

[00:09:22] 关云长大伙儿知道

[00:09:23] A 刘关张桃园三结义

[00:09:25] A 哥仨一个头磕在地上

[00:09:27] 再站起来跟亲哥们一样

[00:09:29] 榜样歌撒保着唐僧西天取经红楼梦里面写的这个歌儿啊

[00:09:36] 您全看乱了

[00:09:37] 嗯

[00:09:38] 没有了

[00:09:38] 这三国好听啊

[00:09:40] 有朋友点了咱们就唱观音唱

[00:09:43] 单刀赴会啊

[00:09:48] 也没带着板儿

[00:09:49] 带着玉子啊

[00:09:50] 这苏凡就来素的吧

[00:09:51] 啊啊

[00:09:52] 不割肉了啊啊

[00:09:54] 是素的冬枣

[00:09:57] 涪陵西亚星传

[00:10:01] 卢子敬白酒焱

[00:10:05] 约请圣贤

[00:10:08] Na 胆大

[00:10:10] 黄文大叔来西亚

[00:10:14] 西亚之在荆州D

[00:10:16] 关羽的帐前有关平结束

[00:10:22] 关公看na 郎郎言辞写在了上边

[00:10:30] 上写着鲁肃顿首

[00:10:34] 拜拜上了亭后

[00:10:37] 虎记衙前卧在江边

[00:10:42] 数百一洗or

[00:10:44] 杨娜约请听后来得这

[00:10:49] 何冰你若是来

[00:10:53] 你是真君子

[00:10:57] 若不来

[00:10:59] 怎称三国的吉祥

[00:11:01] 坤元关元昌看罢了

[00:11:05] 重怒骂了声

[00:11:09] 则子

[00:11:10] 你教育牵想单纯

[00:11:13] 嗯

[00:11:14] 走狗先得

[00:11:16] 可别唱了

[00:11:18] 怎么唱出我来了这个老词儿

[00:11:20] 这都是什么老词儿啊

[00:11:22] 都是现编的后边儿老词儿啊

[00:11:24] 没有太平歌词是这个为a

[00:11:27] 包括咱们刚才说的这个学啊学学的

[00:11:31] 这个太广泛了

[00:11:32] 都得学学说话学表演

[00:11:34] 嗯

[00:11:35] 学叫卖哦

[00:11:36] 这个做买卖吆喝也得学

[00:11:38] 都是我们的老师是吗

[00:11:40] 现如今买卖吆喝不多见了

[00:11:42] 对

[00:11:43] 想当初那是走街串巷到处都有啊是吗

[00:11:46] 你想啊

[00:11:47] 过去来说没有

[00:11:47] 网络也没有

[00:11:49] 电视啊

[00:11:50] 也就是有私人电台

[00:11:52] 有电台

[00:11:52] 私人电台是以广告为主

[00:11:54] 但是德大买卖这儿坐得起

[00:11:57] 它贵吗

[00:11:57] 你过去

[00:11:58] 你比如说像四连这样的

[00:11:59] 哦

[00:12:00] 他能上这个广告呢

[00:12:01] 是大生意

[00:12:02] 卖耳朵勺的也做广告啊

[00:12:04] 做了一回

[00:12:04] 这40 年白干了

[00:12:06] 哎呀

[00:12:07] 不至于啊

[00:12:08] 全靠肉嗓子走

[00:12:09] 走街串巷吆喝着

[00:12:11] 是宣传呢

[00:12:11] 这是一种艺术

[00:12:13] 对全国各地到处都有

[00:12:15] 嗯

[00:12:15] 风味不一样噢

[00:12:17] 比如说到北京有这么句话

[00:12:19] 嗯

[00:12:19] 九腔18 调

[00:12:21] 棕绳翘扁担

[00:12:22] 好听啊

[00:12:23] 动静摊卖青菜的菜

[00:12:25] 挑着一个扁担

[00:12:26] 前后箩筐十几

[00:12:28] 而青菜一口气儿一出来

[00:12:30] 跟唱歌儿似的

[00:12:31] 就那么好听吗

[00:12:32] 好听

[00:12:33] 你给学一学

[00:12:34] 买菜啊

[00:12:35] 哎买菜

[00:12:35] 嗯西阳台

[00:12:39] 乐清净为高葱嫩芹菜

[00:12:42] 来扁豆切的黄瓜架

[00:12:44] 冬瓜买大海茄

[00:12:45] 卖萝卜萝卜萝卜的乡村儿一块儿来

[00:12:49] 啊啊

[00:12:55] 这一喝

[00:12:56] 这一大泡儿一口气儿站在北京长安街上

[00:12:59] 一嗓子联通线都听不见啊

[00:13:02] 通县都能听见通讯

[00:13:03] 还有卖菜呢

[00:13:05] 哈哈

[00:13:05] 俩卖菜的废话

[00:13:07] 离这40 多里地呢太远

[00:13:09] 天津也有叫卖的

[00:13:10] 对啊

[00:13:11] 比如说过去咱们这个卖药糖的要糖a

[00:13:15] 小方块儿的要糖

[00:13:16] 嗯

[00:13:17] 什么色的都有

[00:13:18] 装在玻璃盒子里边儿是上面歌一小嘎斯灯哦

[00:13:22] 人导出的也干净

[00:13:23] 糖也漂亮

[00:13:24] 顺街筒子惘闻一鹤有浓郁的天津风味

[00:13:28] 您再给学一学

[00:13:29] 这跑听着呢

[00:13:30] 怎么买要烫呢

[00:13:32] 谁还买我的

[00:13:33] 要烫啊橘子

[00:13:35] 还有香蕉山药

[00:13:37] 仁丹卖地买烧的烧卖药汤子又来了

[00:13:42] 吃了马大根儿啊

[00:13:43] 有了马大根儿啊

[00:13:44] 橘子薄荷冒凉皮儿吐酸水儿啊

[00:13:47] 八毛根儿吃了我

[00:13:49] 小唐都管事儿

[00:13:50] 小仔儿不慢

[00:13:53] 撒子儿一块儿

[00:13:56] 嗯

[00:13:58] 有点儿意思

[00:14:00] 卖药糖的

[00:14:01] 哎

[00:14:02] 连价钱都1 he

[00:14:03] 还有一种东西

[00:14:04] 一喝起来好听

[00:14:05] 那种糖葫芦噢

[00:14:07] 就咱们冬天吃那个a

[00:14:09] 北京叫糖葫芦

[00:14:10] 在天津叫糖堆儿

[00:14:12] 而且糖堆儿

[00:14:12] 北京城东西南北成不一样哦

[00:14:15] 最好听是北城北城

[00:14:17] 怎么一深宅大院居多

[00:14:19] 一喝起来是优优雅雅

[00:14:20] 飘飘荡荡

[00:14:22] 基层院子给你打透了

[00:14:23] 什么味儿啊

[00:14:24] 米伦

[00:14:28] 冰糖胡芦

[00:14:30] Er Lan u Lu er 有点儿意思

[00:14:36] 谢谢各位

[00:14:37] 无声的鼓励

[00:14:41] 鼓掌不是不可以的

[00:14:43] 这个年头谁求不着谁

[00:14:44] 再来回来

[00:14:47] 哪有你这么说话

[00:14:49] 热闹是热闹

[00:14:51] 到了天津

[00:14:52] 糖葫芦叫糖堆儿呢

[00:14:54] 叫糖堆儿

[00:14:55] 一喝就一个字儿叫

[00:14:56] 啊哦

[00:15:00] 这个味儿也不是谁谁出的这主意啊感

[00:15:04] 感觉胀

[00:15:05] 吓人一跳喔

[00:15:06] 天津红桥区有一人一喝跟别人不一样

[00:15:08] 他怎么一喝

[00:15:09] 唉

[00:15:09] 就是没有糊啊

[00:15:11] 嘿嘿哈哈

[00:15:13] 就是没有糊啊

[00:15:14] 这怎么意思

[00:15:15] 这一刀把红果儿切开

[00:15:17] 把籽儿开出去

[00:15:18] 哦干净

[00:15:19] 就是没有湖也不错哎

[00:15:20] 就是没有糊啊哈哈哈他这成品牌了是吗

[00:15:25] 跟钱多少

[00:15:26] 金二

[00:15:26] 他不卖完

[00:15:27] 别人开不了张呢

[00:15:28] 他火了

[00:15:29] 挨着他最近有一组也跟着学哦

[00:15:31] 哎

[00:15:31] 这次没有糊啊

[00:15:33] 一分钱都没挣怎么回事呢

[00:15:35] 他是卖核桃的

[00:15:39] 这胡雪也不行

[00:15:41] 福彩不行啊

[00:15:43] 我去卖包子也1 he 包子啊

[00:15:46] 这个贵

[00:15:47] 教清真的跟汉教的不

[00:15:49] 还有区别大觉一和包材怎么1 he Bao Cai 好百

[00:15:53] 我的名儿啦

[00:15:54] 唱着不拿着包尝尝不21 2 0 是大家是大家的哦

[00:15:59] 好贵教清真小伙计居多

[00:16:01] 小孩儿童音嘹亮啊

[00:16:03] 嗯

[00:16:04] 亲热的甜辣爆

[00:16:07] 哎呦啊啊

[00:16:13] 还是童子应贵教清真好啊

[00:16:16] 山东济南一下火车在天桥那儿有人吆喝哦

[00:16:20] 能把孩子吓着他

[00:16:21] 怎么一喝呀吃包子吃包子

[00:16:23] 一口咬出个牛肚子来约哈

[00:16:27] 咬出一牛犊子来多大个儿的包子呀

[00:16:30] 哈哈

[00:16:30] 那牛都包子里头了八张

[00:16:32] 咱们天津包子是天下闻名

[00:16:34] 哎哟明啊

[00:16:35] 狗不理不一划人家是做商大买卖

[00:16:38] 非得是走街串巷卖夜宵的呢哦

[00:16:41] 卖夜宵

[00:16:42] 大爷挎一篮子六七斤

[00:16:44] 包子盖的小棉被儿

[00:16:45] 夜里十一二点顺胡同走俩字儿叫肉

[00:16:49] 肉肉字出来你还听得见

[00:16:52] 包字出来顺着空气就走了

[00:16:53] 怎么一喝啊

[00:16:58] 哎呀

[00:16:58] 哈哈哈

[00:17:00] 半夜两点你睡醒了

[00:17:01] 你听他外边R

[00:17:02] 你别理他哦

[00:17:03] 翻身睡你的啊

[00:17:04] 反正早上起来上班儿

[00:17:06] 去洗脸漱口

[00:17:07] 推自行车

[00:17:07] 一出胡同里就在那儿啊

[00:17:10] 货还没走呢

[00:17:12] 又出来了

[00:17:13] 这是两趟山东河南交界

[00:17:16] 有一种麦

[00:17:16] 真的一喝起来好听

[00:17:17] 做衣服真B

[00:17:19] 上铺一块红布

[00:17:20] 摆上各种型号的珍

[00:17:21] 手里拿着一块木头版

[00:17:23] 嗯

[00:17:23] 免得珍网上多豁

[00:17:25] 一撒手准是五个

[00:17:27] 这是功夫

[00:17:28] 一排一排的了

[00:17:29] 嘴里边

[00:17:30] 手里边要和谐

[00:17:31] 哎

[00:17:31] 怎么吆喝好听啊

[00:17:33] 学一学也好

[00:17:34] 这个刚才分儿上多武松打虎

[00:17:36] 景阳坡呀

[00:17:37] 是他那个台胞里最小

[00:17:39] 赵子龙大战长坂坡呀

[00:17:41] 草蜢的带领人马八折3 万

[00:17:43] 将中国呀当一段一声嗨

[00:17:46] 再推拔河

[00:17:47] 哎哟

[00:17:47] 我的脚也算好吗

[00:17:50] 这怎么了这是扔手上了

[00:17:52] 哈哈

[00:17:53] 没扔对

[00:17:54] 也有这没谱的时候

[00:17:56] 现如今倒是不多了

[00:17:58] 卖了

[00:17:58] 前些年还有爆米花的呢

[00:17:59] 哈

[00:18:00] 爆米花一喝完了一踩

[00:18:01] 嘣内内

[00:18:03] 是吧

[00:18:03] 这也算叫卖

[00:18:04] 那也是宣传

[00:18:05] 也是一种宣传的方法

[00:18:07] 广告吗

[00:18:08] 我有一回差点跟爆米花而打起来

[00:18:10] 你跟他们置什么气

[00:18:11] 早晨演出散的挺晚

[00:18:13] 忙完了早晨六点多才回家

[00:18:15] 哦哟啊

[00:18:15] 刚躺一小时

[00:18:16] 门口蹦啊蹦

[00:18:19] 哼

[00:18:20] 我怎么这么热闹啊

[00:18:21] 是啊

[00:18:22] 初七看的啊

[00:18:23] 六个爆米花的货都在你楼底下

[00:18:26] 说你们开会了是怎么着想个办法就睡觉啊

[00:18:30] 你甭走

[00:18:31] 办法是我刚进屋蹦啊

[00:18:34] 玻璃都碎了

[00:18:36] 那么大声啊

[00:18:36] 六锅一块儿报的好

[00:18:39] 这不是起哄吗

[00:18:40] 这不是

[00:18:40] 现在咱们自由市场里也有一喝的

[00:18:43] 怎么一吗

[00:18:44] 比如说卖十三香的

[00:18:46] 哦

[00:18:46] 就是那个调料

[00:18:47] 唐山人居多对吧

[00:18:49] 铺一块塑料布

[00:18:50] 一个一个的塑料口袋哦

[00:18:52] 手里拿着一张四方的草纸

[00:18:54] 这手拿着小勺往这里面拐

[00:18:56] 跟唱戏似的

[00:18:58] 您再学一学这个

[00:18:59] 好听十三香啊

[00:19:01] 好听还来一段来一段小小的籽儿啊四四方方

[00:19:08] 东汉蔡伦造纸张

[00:19:11] 南京用它报仇哇

[00:19:13] 端北京

[00:19:14] 用它来包文的账和纸落在我的手

[00:19:19] 张张包的都是十三香

[00:19:22] 夏天热

[00:19:24] 冬天凉

[00:19:25] 冬夏离不了的十三香

[00:19:28] 亲朋好友来一句

[00:19:30] 灰弯弯

[00:19:31] 袖子遮西亚

[00:19:32] 厨房间朝鹏打

[00:19:34] 我也倒霉

[00:19:35] 鸡鸭鱼肉都盆腔海国

[00:19:38] 王母蟠桃Y 干胜过老君的仙丹香

[00:19:43] 八洞的神仙来百行才知道用了我的十分

[00:19:48] 相反a 好

[00:19:52] 哎呀

[00:19:54] 这也这么长啊

[00:19:55] 唱戏似的好听

[00:19:57] 经过我们的一

[00:19:58] 研究不光这些小商贩的叫卖哦

[00:20:01] 别的行业也有一喝的

[00:20:03] 还哪行吆喝

[00:20:04] 比如说练武术的练家子

[00:20:08] 还吆喝吗

[00:20:09] 别人家练武术也不吆喝噢

[00:20:12] 唯独老于家

[00:20:14] 他就说我们家老于家是武术世家

[00:20:17] 哎

[00:20:17] 我们家都恋

[00:20:18] 往上倒多少辈儿

[00:20:19] 都是练家子

[00:20:20] 对

[00:20:21] 尤其于谦的父亲王老爷子

[00:20:25] 不是我吹啊吹a

[00:20:28] 别行

[00:20:28] 别说了

[00:20:29] 行了啊

[00:20:30] 我姓于

[00:20:32] 我爸爸会姓王

[00:20:35] 有说对的为

[00:20:37] 哪儿

[00:20:37] 他就对

[00:20:40] 这都得一个姓

[00:20:41] 这个

[00:20:42] 我说的是那个哪个呀

[00:20:45] 就一个啊

[00:20:47] 就剩下一个

[00:20:48] 什么叫圣一个

[00:20:49] 剩下都偷走了

[00:20:50] 没听说过

[00:20:52] 这算他也姓于吧啊

[00:20:54] 甭算

[00:20:55] 就姓于u 他们老爷子了不得呀

[00:20:57] 是啊

[00:20:58] 轻功盖世啊啊

[00:21:00] 没有不会的

[00:21:00] 兵刃拳脚都好哦

[00:21:02] 刀枪剑戟

[00:21:03] 斧钺钩叉坦公社放不见吹拉怪的流行啊

[00:21:05] 带尖儿的

[00:21:06] 带刺的

[00:21:06] 带棱儿的

[00:21:07] 带人的

[00:21:07] 带绒绳的带锁链儿带到水沟

[00:21:08] 戴峨眉刺儿的啊

[00:21:09] 人家全行是啊

[00:21:11] 尤其是清宫或者二楼的阳台

[00:21:13] 这店门一蹭就上去了

[00:21:15] 怎么搞na 事儿我告诉你来着

[00:21:17] 黄稠子花就扔那边去了你知道吗

[00:21:20] 动物世界呀

[00:21:21] 是怎么还飞过去好玩儿的东西

[00:21:26] 知道是吗

[00:21:27] 海河

[00:21:28] 海河啊

[00:21:29] 他爸爸跟这边儿一聊着

[00:21:30] 挂着

[00:21:30] 嗯

[00:21:31] 顺着水面

[00:21:31] 砰砰砰砰砰走过去了

[00:21:33] 徐水有一个水点

[00:21:35] 我都不好的功夫好啊

[00:21:37] 冬天冻上了啊

[00:21:41] 摔一跟头

[00:21:41] 这边也出了过去了呢

[00:21:43] 说一个了不得呀

[00:21:44] 了不得呀

[00:21:45] 嗯

[00:21:45] 没有不行的

[00:21:46] 都行

[00:21:47] 最拿手就是配钥匙啊

[00:21:50] 一门0 B

[00:21:51] 要是助人为乐啊

[00:21:53] 这算什么

[00:21:54] 助人为乐

[00:21:54] 你看你要是碰屋里啊

[00:21:56] 你找别人花钱

[00:21:57] 他爸爸这看看就弄开

[00:21:59] 是啊

[00:21:59] 多男的所老头看看啊

[00:22:01] 哎

[00:22:01] 弄根面条就捅开了

[00:22:03] 这是功夫

[00:22:04] 给他一包方便面

[00:22:05] 出入任何一个小区

[00:22:06] 哎呀

[00:22:06] 行了

[00:22:07] 别给这位了

[00:22:08] 没用知道是他爸爸啊

[00:22:10] 哎哟

[00:22:11] 就到到他爷爷那儿

[00:22:12] 说再打就别拍

[00:22:17] Er r 说了长辈儿就掰了我都

[00:22:20] 我替他美呀

[00:22:22] 我真替他美的慌

[00:22:23] T 美你也不能这样哟

[00:22:25] 他祖父了不得

[00:22:26] 是啊

[00:22:27] 在清朝的皇宫里给西太后做保镖

[00:22:30] 这能人啊还了得吗

[00:22:31] 就是现在清宫档案

[00:22:33] 你查资料去

[00:22:34] 怎么那边有他爷爷的名字叫什么呀

[00:22:36] 李莲英嗨

[00:22:38] 太贱哪啊

[00:22:40] 不是啊不是

[00:22:41] 不是不是

[00:22:42] 甭管叫什么八啊

[00:22:44] 他老人家练武术他就一喝是吗

[00:22:46] 白天不吆喝非得是晚上夜里夜深人静

[00:22:49] 大伙儿都睡觉了哦换上一身夜行衣

[00:22:51] 靠嗯背插单刀由大屋里出

[00:22:54] 来电801 蹭上了房了

[00:22:55] 或在房顶上是路

[00:22:57] 福豪行能耐一路来在了钱清咕噜顶子上按键斥退疯狂仓啷啷宝刀出鞘

[00:23:04] 朴义乌

[00:23:05] 耳朵张嘴就吆喝

[00:23:06] 怎么吆喝呢

[00:23:07] 挪甲的那个下载了啊啊啊

[00:23:15] 嗯