《Fruitcakes(Album Version)》歌词

[00:00:00] You know I was talking to my friend Desdemona the other day she

[00:00:17] Runs this space station and bake shop down near boomtown she told

[00:00:22] Me that human beings are flawed individuals the cosmic bakers

[00:00:27] Took us out of the oven a little too early and that's the

[00:00:30] Reason we're as crazy as we are and I believe it

[00:00:34] Take for example when you go to the movies these days you know they try to sell you this jumbo drink 8 extra ounces of watered down cherry coke for an extra 25 cents I don't want it I don't want that much organziation in my life I don't want other people thinking for me I want my Junior Mints Where did the Junior Mints go in the movies I don't want a 12 lb Nestle's crunch for 25 dollars I want Junior Mints We need more fruitcakes in this world and less bakers

[00:01:09] We need people that care I'm mad as hell And I don't want to

[00:01:15] Take it anymore

[00:01:25] Fruitcakes in the kitchen

[00:01:28] Fruitcakes on the street

[00:01:30] Struttin' naked through the crosswalk

[00:01:33] In the middle of the week

[00:01:36] Half baked cookies in the oven

[00:01:39] Half baked people on the bus

[00:01:41] There's a little bit of fruitcake left in everyone of us

[00:01:49] Paradise lost and found

[00:01:52] Paradise take a look around

[00:01:54] I was out in California where I hear they have it all

[00:02:00] They got riots fires mud slides

[00:02:03] They've got sushi in the mall

[00:02:07] Water bars brontasaurs chinese modern lust

[00:02:12] Shake and bake life with the quake

[00:02:15] The secret's in the crust

[00:02:19] Fruitcakes in the kitchen

[00:02:22] Fruitcakes on the street

[00:02:24] Struttin' naked through the crosswalk

[00:02:27] In the middle of the week

[00:02:30] Half baked cookies in the oven

[00:02:33] Half baked people on the bus

[00:02:36] There's a little bit of fruitcake left in everyone of us

[00:02:43] Speakin' of fruitcakes how 'bout the government

[00:02:45] Your tax dollars at work

[00:02:48] We lost our Martian rocket ship

[00:02:51] The high paid spokesman said

[00:02:54] Looks like that silly rocket ship

[00:02:57] Has lost its cone shaped head

[00:03:00] We spent 90 jillion dollars trying to get a look at Mars

[00:03:06] I hear universal laughter ringing out among the stars

[00:03:13] Fruitcakes in the galaxy

[00:03:16] Fuitcakes on the earth

[00:03:18] Struttin' naked towards eternity

[00:03:21] We've been that way since birth

[00:03:24] Half baked cookies in the oven

[00:03:27] Half baked people on the bus

[00:03:30] There's a little bit of fruitcake left in everyone of us

[00:03:36] Religion Religion Oh there's a thin line between Saturday

[00:03:42] Night and Sunday morning here we go now

[00:03:47] Alright alter boys

[00:03:48] Mea Culpa Mea Culpa Mea Maxima Culpa

[00:03:51] Mea Culpa Mea Culpa Mea Maxima Culpa

[00:03:54] Where's the church who took the steeple

[00:03:57] Religion is in the hands of some crazy a*s people

[00:04:01] Television preachers with bad hair and dimples

[00:04:03] The god's honest truth is it's not that simple

[00:04:06] It's the Buddhist in you it's the Pagan in me

[00:04:09] It's the Muslim in him she's Catholic ain't she

[00:04:12] It's the born again look its the WASP and the Jew

[00:04:15] Tell me what's goin on I ain't gotta clue

[00:04:46] All want 'em what do we do with 'em

[00:04:51] Here we go I'll tell ya

[00:04:54] She said you gotta do your fair share

[00:04:57] Now cough up half the rent

[00:05:00] I treat my body like a temple

[00:05:03] You treat yours like a tent

[00:05:06] But the right word at the right time

[00:05:09] May get me a little hug

[00:05:12] That's the difference between lightning

[00:05:15] And a harmless lightnin' bug

[00:05:19] Fruitcakes in the kitchen

[00:05:22] Fruitcakes on the street

[00:05:24] Struttin' naked through the crosswalk

[00:05:27] In the middle of the week

[00:05:30] Half baked cookies in the oven

[00:05:33] Half baked people on the bus

[00:05:36] There's a little bit of fruitcake left in everyone of us

[00:05:43] The future Captain's log stardate two thousand and something

[00:05:48] We're seven years from the millenium

[00:05:51] That's a science fiction fact

[00:05:54] Stanley Kubrick and his buddy HAL

[00:05:57] Now don't look that abstract

[00:06:00] So I'll put on my Bob Marley tape

[00:06:03] And practice what I preach

[00:06:06] Get Jah lost in the reggae mon

[00:06:09] As I walk along the beach

[00:06:12] Stay in touch with my insanity really is the only way

[00:06:18] Its a jungle out there kiddies

[00:06:21] Have a very fruitful day

[00:06:24] Hey

[00:06:25] Fruitcakes in the kitchen

[00:06:28] Fruitcakes on the street

[00:06:30] Struttin' naked through the crosswalk

[00:06:33] In the middle of the week

[00:06:36] Half baked cookies in the oven

[00:06:39] Half baked people on the bus

[00:06:42] There's a little bit of fruitcake left in everyone of us

[00:06:47] That's right you too Yeah those crumbs are spread all around

[00:06:53] This uni've seen fruitcakes I saw this guy in santa

[00:06:56] Monica rollerskate naked through the crosswalk Down in New

[00:06:59] Orleans in the French market there are fruitcakes like you cannot

[00:07:02] Believe new york forget it fruitcake city down island we've got

[00:07:09] Fruitcakes spread them crumbs around that's right we want

[00:07:13] 'Em around keep bakin' baby keep bakin'