《Rocks Instead of Rice》歌词

[00:00:18] Long white Limousine pulls up to the church

[00:00:26] A sick part of me wishes it was a hearse

[00:00:35] I didn't get an invitation but I'm here anyway

[00:00:43] And I don't care if I'm crashing their big day

[00:00:49] Well it might not be too Christian of me

[00:00:53] And it might not be too nice

[00:00:57] But I wish we were all just standing around

[00:01:02] Throwing rocks instead of rice

[00:01:07] Long white dress this must be some kinda joke

[00:01:15] Virgin please she ain't fooling these folks

[00:01:23] If the three of us were on Jerry Springer

[00:01:26] I'd be pulling her hair

[00:01:31] And I'd kick that lying sack of should've known better

[00:01:34] In the you know where

[00:01:37] Well it might not be too Christian of me

[00:01:42] And it might not be too nice

[00:01:46] But I wish we were all just standing around

[00:01:50] Throwing rocks instead of rice

[00:02:11] Well the vows that they just made

[00:02:15] Sounded sweet and sincere

[00:02:20] Place your bets my money's on less than a year

[00:02:28] Well it might not be too Christian of me

[00:02:32] And it might not be too nice

[00:02:37] But I wish we were all just standing around

[00:02:41] Throwing rocks instead of rice

[00:02:45] Yeah I wish we were all just standing around

[00:02:49] Throwing rocks instead of rice hey