《The Discount Song》歌词

[00:00:00] The Discount Song - Chris August
[00:00:02] This one right here goes out to all you people
[00:00:05] That have ever paid full price for something
[00:00:07] That is only worth three fourths of that real price that you paid
[00:00:11] It's seven in the morning and I'm sitting in the tub
[00:00:14] Oh I'm hungry like a muh oh I need me some grub
[00:00:16] I said some biscuits nice and hot
[00:00:18] Would sure hit the spot
[00:00:19] But I'm broke like a joke
[00:00:20] So let that discount drop
[00:00:21] I pulled up in the drive thru
[00:00:23] Right then I knew
[00:00:24] There's no contemplatin'
[00:00:25] About my money situation
[00:00:26] I have no bacon but I'd like to eat some
[00:00:29] You see son hook me up with a free one
[00:00:32] I'm broke I'm broke don't you know
[00:00:34] And that's not a joke this brother's poor and cold
[00:00:36] I need some meat to complete my week
[00:00:39] So hook me up with what combo number three
[00:00:41] For five ninety nine are you outta your mind
[00:00:44] For a burger and sprite and some fries on the side
[00:00:46] And my pocket is thin and your price is too big
[00:00:49] So hook me up oh with twenty five percent
[00:00:51] I wanna discount
[00:00:52] I wanna discount
[00:00:54] I wanna discount
[00:00:56] Oh it would be nice if I could pay full price
[00:00:59] But it's not so just stop and let that discount drop
[00:01:02] I wanna discount
[00:01:03] I wanna discount
[00:01:04] I wanna discount
[00:01:06] Oh it would be nice if I could pay full price
[00:01:09] But it's not so just stop and let that discount drop
[00:01:12] Now I'm stuck with no money
[00:01:13] I need something in my tummy
[00:01:14] Cause I'm gettin' really hungry I'm about to die
[00:01:17] Have you ever seen a grown man cry
[00:01:19] You ever seen a grown man beg to be hooked up
[00:01:21] Well that's worth a try
[00:01:22] Can we help one another
[00:01:23] Come on and hook up a brother
[00:01:25] I know I'm not your sister just pretend I am your mother
[00:01:27] Cause family discount that's what it's all about
[00:01:29] Oh I need it I need it so help a brother out
[00:01:32] I'm broke I'm broke don't poke no fun
[00:01:34] I just wanna slim jim or a honey bun
[00:01:37] Or how about a pizza for a very special price
[00:01:40] And to make it real nice sprinkle red pepper spice
[00:01:42] Rah rah you're magic ta dah
[00:01:45] Make my price deflate
[00:01:46] Don't hate for goodness sake
[00:01:47] Be straight and let me take a discount on number eight
[00:01:49] I'm in the low money state almost low as my date
[00:01:52] I wanna discount
[00:01:53] I wanna discount
[00:01:54] I wanna discount
[00:01:57] Oh it would be nice if I could pay full price
[00:02:00] But it's not so just stop and let that discount drop
[00:02:02] I wanna discount
[00:02:03] I wanna discount
[00:02:04] I wanna discount
[00:02:07] Oh it would be nice if I could pay full price
[00:02:10] But it's not so just stop and let that discount drop
[00:02:13] Alright looky here my brethren
[00:02:14] I know there's times when that money's tight
[00:02:17] And you just wanna take out that dime piece to a nice dinner
[00:02:19] Like the red lobster or applebee's
[00:02:21] Heh I feel you
[00:02:22] Well I tell you what you store this message in your little heart
[00:02:25] And when you get there you use it
[00:02:27] And if and when it works you might as well go
[00:02:29] And bless yourself with some dessert too
[00:02:31] Alright let's try this out
[00:02:32] I wanna discount
[00:02:34] I wanna discount
[00:02:35] I wanna discount
[00:02:37] Oh it would be nice if I could pay full price
[00:02:40] But it's not so just stop and let that discount drop
[00:02:43] I wanna discount
[00:02:44] I wanna discount
[00:02:45] I wanna discount
[00:02:48] Oh it would be nice if I could pay full price
[00:02:50] But it's not so just stop and let that discount drop
[00:02:53] I wanna discount
[00:02:54] I wanna discount
[00:02:55] I wanna discount
[00:02:58] Oh it would be nice if I could pay full price
[00:03:00] But it's not so just stop and let that discount drop
[00:03:03] I wanna discount
[00:03:04] I wanna discount
[00:03:05] I wanna discount
[00:03:08] Oh it would be nice if I could pay full price
[00:03:10] But it's not so just stop and let that discount drop
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