《Pain In Da A** Stewardess》歌词

[00:00:03] Ladies and Gentleman we'll be landing in about 20 minutes

[00:00:06] Ascending into Kennedy Airport

[00:00:07] The time is 5:20 am and were a little bit early this evening

[00:00:11] The weather in New York is 55 degrees and there is a light rain falling

[00:00:14] Thank you so much for flying with us I hope you has a pleasent flight

[00:00:18] We'll be coming around and collecting your blankets and headphones

[00:00:20] So please fasten your seatbelts and store your carry on luggage in the seat beneath your a** (laughs)

[00:00:25] Stewardess:

[00:00:26] Sir can you please fasten your seatbelt were preparing for landing

[00:00:29] Redman:

[00:00:29] Aight Imma do it right now I just gotta get something out of this bag

[00:00:31] Stewardess:

[00:00:33] Sir can you please put your seat in the upright position and store your tray table away

[00:00:36] Redman:

[00:00:37] Alright hold on I told you imma do it right in one minute I just got to get something out of this bag

[00:00:42] Stewardess:

[00:00:42] Sir can you please turn off that walkmen I've been telling you this intire flight it's against federal regulations to use a walk

[00:00:48] Redman:

[00:00:48] Hold on hold on hold on I ain't trying to hear that listen I told you i was going to do it in one minute your starting to get on my f**king nerves get the f**k outta here aight

[00:00:56] Stewardess:

[00:00:56] Sir is there a problem

[00:00:57] Redman:

[00:00:58] *sighs* Yeah there's a problem

[00:00:59] Stewardess:

[00:01:00] Do I have to alert the captain

[00:01:01] Redman:

[00:01:01] Yeah alert your Captain this (gun cocks)Get the f**k over here

[00:01:04] (stewardess screams) come here (stewardess still screaming)Take me to the f**king captain

[00:01:09] (door opens stewardess still screaming)

[00:01:10] Who's in charge here

[00:01:11] Captain:

[00:01:12] I am

[00:01:13] (Gun Fires)

[00:01:13] Redman:

[00:01:13] I said who's in charge here

[00:01:15] Co-Pilot:

[00:01:15] Uh you are

[00:01:16] Redman:

[00:01:17] Alright then now turn this mutherf**ker around

[00:01:18] Redman talking on intercom:

[00:01:20] Is this sh*t on Ladies and Gentlemen this is your captain speaking

[00:01:23] This is a muther-f**king stickup We'll be cruzing at an altitude of 30 000 feet

[00:01:30] I want your wallet your cash your jewels your rings baby rings mutherf**king shoes sneakers socks

[00:01:37] I want the credit cards the welfare cards I even want your f**king frequent flyer miles

[00:01:42] I'm telling you the first mutherf**ker to move is gonna catch this mutherf**ker

[00:01:48] Now send the bag around Thank you

[00:01:52] (people start screaming)

[00:01:54] Redman:

[00:01:54] Mutherf**ker didn't I say don't move

[00:01:56] (gun fires 4 time)

[00:01:58] (Plane starts falling)

[00:01:58] (people still screaming)