《A Square in a Social Circle》歌词

[00:00:00] A Square in a Social Circle - Betty Hutton

[00:00:07] I used my silver spoon at birth

[00:00:10] For throwing meatballs at my nurse

[00:00:13] And much to my regret

[00:00:16] I can't mingle with the social set

[00:00:19] I used the wrong fork at the Stork in New York

[00:00:22] My manners ain't fit for a goop

[00:00:25] I'm just a square in the social circle

[00:00:28] Who put that fly in my soup

[00:00:31] I'd rather go out with a lout to a bout

[00:00:34] Than sleep in a symphony hall

[00:00:37] I'm just a square in the social circle

[00:00:40] Who knocked my gum off that wall

[00:00:42] When the utterly utter flows like butter

[00:00:46] I want to start pitching a curve

[00:00:48] With a silly old blighter on a first nighter

[00:00:52] I feel like a pickled hors d'oeuvres no verve

[00:00:55] I never felt gay in a fancy beret

[00:00:58] Or wear a babushka or burse

[00:01:01] I'm just a square in the social circle

[00:01:04] Finger bowls irk me the worst

[00:01:06] They just don't quench my thirst

[00:01:12] Mrs Vanderpuss with greet me

[00:01:14] With a fourteen karat shout

[00:01:16] My dear you've simply got to come

[00:01:19] To my daughter's coming out

[00:01:20] Her daughter is a Frankenstein

[00:01:22] A dracula in mink

[00:01:24] When she comes out each stag will shout

[00:01:26] Gadzooks I need a drink

[00:01:28] I'd dined and clubbed

[00:01:31] I've elbow rubbed from Yonkers to Cheyenne

[00:01:34] Foo' to you bud take your blue blood

[00:01:37] And stick it in your fountain pen

[00:01:43] I wanna brush all the blush in the gush

[00:01:46] I'd rather get left than be right

[00:01:49] I'm just a square in the social circle

[00:01:52] Anyone here wanna fight

[00:01:55] None of me fits with the wits at the Ritz

[00:01:58] I'd rather relax on a stool

[00:02:01] I'm just a square in the social circle

[00:02:04] Anyone wanna shoot pool

[00:02:06] When a cookie with cabbage gets too savage

[00:02:09] I'll wrestle him three out of four

[00:02:12] I would rather a sailor hop in my trailer

[00:02:15] And show me his nautical lore

[00:02:17] Why sure

[00:02:18] The ladies in frills only fill me with chills

[00:02:21] They're soft as a ball of chenille

[00:02:24] I'm just a square in the social circle

[00:02:27] I've got a muscle of steel

[00:02:30] Anyone here want to feel

[00:02:33] I'm as square as a pear in a boutonniere

[00:02:36] Fancy silk won't stay on

[00:02:38] I'm designed for rayon

[00:02:41] But I just don't seem to care

[00:02:47] I'm a square