《还往小姑娘身上扔!》歌词

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[00:00:07] 么啊
[00:00:11] 忙叨啊
[00:00:15] 摸摸
[00:00:18] 那有一天吧
[00:00:19] 听说啊
[00:00:20] 要给这个公司呢
[00:00:21] 准备给那个业绩这个突出的员工哈涨工资啊
[00:00:26] 果然啊
[00:00:26] 今天啊
[00:00:27] 这个大领导呢把我叫到办公室说
[00:00:29] 准备呢给我涨工资a 啊
[00:00:32] 但是呢
[00:00:33] 为了不引起其他同事的嫉妒
[00:00:35] 哈啊
[00:00:36] 但具体的数额呢
[00:00:37] 说让我要保密
[00:00:39] 否则呢
[00:00:39] 就按公司制度处罚
[00:00:41] 哎呀
[00:00:41] 我当时那个高兴啊
[00:00:42] 当然是满口答应了呀
[00:00:44] 然后同事知道我要涨工资了
[00:00:46] 纷纷要我请客呀
[00:00:47] 哎
[00:00:48] 终于发工资了
[00:00:49] 我都不敢说
[00:00:50] 就涨了20
[00:00:52] 就请客花了1000多
[00:01:09] 以前读书的时候吧
[00:01:11] 和小伙伴们一起打这个血仗
[00:01:13] 哈
[00:01:13] 整的一身都是血啊
[00:01:14] 回到教室啊
[00:01:15] 老师呢
[00:01:16] 蓝在我门口啊
[00:01:17] 问我们几个就是说
[00:01:19] 学校规定你们不许打雪仗
[00:01:20] 你们不知道吗
[00:01:21] 哎呀
[00:01:22] 我们就不服啊
[00:01:23] 说嗯
[00:01:24] 他们几个女生也一身的血呀
[00:01:27] 老师说了一句
[00:01:28] 你们玩儿也就算了哈
[00:01:30] 你们还往小姑娘身上扔啊
[00:01:47] 有一个朋友呢跟我说到
[00:01:48] 哈
[00:01:48] 有一个人呢
[00:01:49] 到酒店去开房
[00:01:50] 服务员说客满了啊
[00:01:53] 他不想再找别的酒店哈啊跑到楼上大喊了一句
[00:01:57] 啊
[00:01:57] 开门开门啊
[00:01:58] 我们这个行政查房了哈
[00:02:00] 呃
[00:02:00] 然后呢
[00:02:01] 你下楼等了一会儿
[00:02:02] 哈啊
[00:02:03] 几对男女呢
[00:02:03] 就匆忙的下楼去结账
[00:02:05] 走了啊
[00:02:06] 他能知道总台说
[00:02:07] 给我开个房间呗
[00:02:21] 这我哥当年八和异地的女朋友呢
[00:02:24] 吵架哈
[00:02:25] 手机被拉黑了
[00:02:26] 微信也被拉黑了
[00:02:27] 我在我哥只能写了一封这个书信啊
[00:02:30] 信誓旦旦的保证对她好啊之类的
[00:02:33] 结婚之后呢啊
[00:02:34] 嫂子动不动的就拿出这封信威胁我哥说
[00:02:37] 你要做言而无信的人吗
[00:02:46] 有一个朋友呢跟我说的哈
[00:02:48] 他说他有一天晚上的睡觉的时候呢
[00:02:50] 梦到了上帝
[00:02:51] 上帝说可以完成他一个愿望啊
[00:02:53] 他说让世界毁灭
[00:02:55] 上帝说这个太难了
[00:02:56] 换一个吧
[00:02:57] 然后他说
[00:02:58] 啊
[00:02:58] 给我一个男朋友吧
[00:02:59] 上帝说
[00:03:00] 那我们还是谈谈怎么毁灭吧
[00:03:06] 飘飘的那种
[00:03:19] 是心事重重的
[00:03:20] 总是失眠
[00:03:20] 于是呢
[00:03:21] 去请教这个大师哈
[00:03:22] 大师
[00:03:23] 他说你先去把脸洗了
[00:03:24] 洗完之后
[00:03:25] 哎
[00:03:25] 我突然悟了
[00:03:26] 我说陈
[00:03:26] 你是不是想让我洗去尘埃
[00:03:28] 轻松做人呢
[00:03:29] 陈说
[00:03:30] 啊不是
[00:03:30] 我要想让你试试这款面膜好不好用啊
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