《Shriner’s Convention》歌词

[00:00:00] Shriner's Convention - The Hit Crew (热歌组合)

[00:00:04] Here they come down main street

[00:00:06] Drums a flailin' and the sirens a wailin' what a roar

[00:00:10] Bands are a playin' and flags are a wavin'

[00:00:12] And the Vanguards and Motorcycle Corps

[00:00:15] Clowns are a clownin' to the crowd

[00:00:17] And pinchin' every pretty girl who dares to smile

[00:00:20] It's a glorious mess everybody wears a fez

[00:00:22] The parade stretches out for a mile

[00:00:25] It's a typical American phenomenon

[00:00:26] Where all the members have a fine old time

[00:00:30] It's the Forty-Third Annual Convention

[00:00:33] Of the Grand Mystic Royal Order

[00:00:35] Of the Nobles of the Ali Baba Temple of the Shrine

[00:00:43] Meanwhile back at the motel

[00:00:46] "Operator give me room 321 please

[00:00:50] Hello Noble Lumpkin

[00:00:52] This here is the illustrious Potentate

[00:00:54] I said it's the illustrious Potentate

[00:00:57] The illustrious Coy "

[00:00:59] "Dad blame it This here's Bubba

[00:01:02] Coy why are'nt you at the parade

[00:01:04] What Well how'd you get that big Harley

[00:01:07] Up there in your room "

[00:01:08] "What I can't hear ya' Coy

[00:01:11] Quit revvin' it up boy Turn it off

[00:01:14] Listen I just want you to know one thing

[00:01:16] You have embarrassed us all the whole Hahira delegation "

[00:01:21] "Now I'll see you at the banquet tonight son

[00:01:24] And you be there Coy you hear me

[00:01:26] Black tie Seven o'clock Be there Coy

[00:01:30] And Coy don't answer the phone 'udden udden "

[00:01:40] Well it was all arranged by the Ladies Auxiliary

[00:01:43] In the downtown Convention hall

[00:01:46] Cold roast beef string beans mashed potatoes

[00:01:48] And nine boring speeches in all

[00:01:50] And all the tables looked fine with their Mogen David wine

[00:01:54] And Chrysanthemums on each side

[00:01:56] And the Hahira leaders in their rented tuxedos

[00:01:58] Made the local hearts swell with pride

[00:02:01] It's a typical American phenomenon

[00:02:02] Where all the members have a fine old time

[00:02:06] It's the Forty-Third Annual Convention

[00:02:08] Of the Grand Mystic Royal Order

[00:02:11] Of the Nobles of the Ali Baba Temple of the Shrine

[00:02:19] Meanwhile back at the motel

[00:02:22] "Operator 321 please Thank You

[00:02:26] Hello Coy What are you doing

[00:02:30] What do you mean who is this

[00:02:32] This is Bubba Why wasn't you at the banquet "

[00:02:36] "What do you mean all you had to wear

[00:02:38] Was a Hawaiian flowerdy shirt

[00:02:41] Well you may think you're foolin' some people

[00:02:43] But I know what's goin' on"

[00:02:45] "Yeah everybody seen the little redhead

[00:02:48] That's right everybody

[00:02:50] Why she come runnin' through the dinner

[00:02:51] Right in the middle of the pineapple sherbet"

[00:02:54] "Didn't have nothin' on but your fez Coy

[00:02:57] Coy you the only one who's got a fez with a propeller on top

[00:03:00] Yeah yeah yeah and she was a yellin' out the secret code too Coy

[00:03:06] We gonna have to change it now Dad blame it Coy "

[00:03:09] "We gonna have to have a special meetin' we get back to Hahira

[00:03:12] About your conduct at this year convention Embarrassin'

[00:03:18] Now Coy you be at the secret conclave tonight you hear me

[00:03:21] And Coy keep it a secret Huh "

[00:03:30] Well it was a secret meeting in the dead of the night

[00:03:33] With mysterious sanctimony

[00:03:35] In accordance with prescribed

[00:03:37] Rituals of time honored ceremony

[00:03:41] Matters of grave concern

[00:03:42] Were weighed with dedicated caution

[00:03:46] Like whether or not to raise at stud

[00:03:48] Or draw or spit in the ocean

[00:03:50] It's a typical American phenomenon

[00:03:52] Where all the members have a fine old time

[00:03:56] It's the Forty-Third Annual Convention

[00:03:58] Of the Grand Mystic Royal Order

[00:04:00] Of the Nobles of the Ali Baba Temple of the Shrine

[00:04:09] Meanwhile back at the motel

[00:04:12] "Operator room 320

[00:04:15] Haha How'd you know

[00:04:16] Oh Hello Coy Where have you been

[00:04:21] No you wasn't at the meeting "

[00:04:24] "Well I found out that at three o'clock this morning

[00:04:26] You was out there in your fruit of the looms

[00:04:28] In the motel swimmin' pool with a bunch

[00:04:30] Of them waitresses from the Cocktail Lounge "

[00:04:33] "I just hope Charlene don't find out about this Coy

[00:04:36] What Well how'd you get that big motorcycle

[00:04:40] Up there on the high dive Coy

[00:04:43] Now Coy Dad blame it that ain't no way to act"

[00:04:46] "We supposed to be pillars of the community

[00:04:49] When we get back to Hahira you can just turn in your ring

[00:04:52] And your tie tack 'cause Coy hehe you are out of the shrine

[00:04:56] You gonna be blackballed Coy That's right "

[00:04:59] "You may have to pack your bags and leave town

[00:05:02] What do you mean you might join the Hell's Angels

[00:05:05] Coy Don't you hang up on me

[00:05:09] Don't you crank that motorcycle "

[00:05:11] "Who's that gigglin' in the background Coy

[00:05:13] Hello hello operator Yeah we's cut off

[00:05:20] Oy Don't you hang up on the illustrious Potentate

[00:05:24] This is Bubba Coy