《Auctioneer》歌词

[00:00:00] Auctioneer - Lynn Anderson

[00:00:08] There was a boy in Arkansas

[00:00:10] Who wouldn't listen to his ma

[00:00:12] When she told him that he should go to school

[00:00:15] He'd sneak away in the afternnon

[00:00:17] Take a little walk and pretty soon

[00:00:19] You'd find him at the local auction barn

[00:00:23] Well he'd stand and listened carefully

[00:00:25] Then pretty soon he began to see

[00:00:27] How the auctioneer could talk so rapidly

[00:00:31] He said oh my it's do or die

[00:00:33] I've got to learn that auction cry

[00:00:35] Gotta make my mark and be an auctioneer

[00:00:38] A 15 dollar bid and now 20 now

[00:00:40] Will you gimme 20 make it now

[00:00:41] 20 bi di di bom a 20 now

[00:00:42] Will you gimme 20 who da ba bi bi da

[00:00:44] 20 dollar bid

[00:00:46] I got 20 dollar bid and now 25 now

[00:00:47] Will you gimme 25 make it now

[00:00:48] 25 bi di di bom a 25 now

[00:00:50] Will you gimme 25

[00:00:51] Who da ba bi bi da 25 dollar bid

[00:00:53] Well as time went on he did his best

[00:00:56] And all could see he didn't jest

[00:00:57] He practiced calling bids both night and day

[00:01:01] His pop would find him behind the barn

[00:01:03] Just working up an awful storm

[00:01:05] As he tried to imitate an auctioneer

[00:01:09] His dad said son we just can't stand

[00:01:11] To have a mediocre man

[00:01:13] Sellin' things at action using our name

[00:01:16] We'll send you off to auction school and

[00:01:19] Then you'll be nobody's fool

[00:01:20] You can take your place among the best

[00:01:24] A 25 dollar bid and now 30 now

[00:01:25] Will you gimme 30 make it now

[00:01:27] 30 bi di di bom a 30 now

[00:01:28] Will you gimme 30

[00:01:29] Who da ba bi bi da 30 dollar bid

[00:01:32] A 30 dollar bid and now 35 now

[00:01:33] Will you gimme 35 make it now

[00:01:34] 35 bi di di bom a 35 now

[00:01:36] Will you gimme 35

[00:01:37] Who da ba bi bi da 35 dollar bid

[00:01:39] Well from that boy who went to school

[00:01:41] There grew a man who played it cool

[00:01:43] He came back home a full fledget auctioneer

[00:01:47] And the the people came from miles around

[00:01:49] Just to hear him make that rhytmic sound

[00:01:51] That fill their hearts with such a happy cheer

[00:01:55] His fame spread out from shore to shore

[00:01:57] But he had all he could do and more

[00:01:59] Had to buy a plane to get around

[00:02:02] Now he's the best in all the land

[00:02:04] Let's pause to give that man a hand

[00:02:06] He's the best of naughty auctioneers

[00:02:10] I got 35 dollar bid and now 40 dollar 40

[00:02:12] Will you gimme 40 make it

[00:02:13] 40 bi di di bom a 40 dollar

[00:02:14] Will you gimme 40

[00:02:15] Who da ba bi bi da 40 dollar bid

[00:02:17] I got 40 dollar bid and now 45 dollar 45

[00:02:19] Will you gimme 45 make it

[00:02:20] 45 bi di di bom a 45 dollar

[00:02:22] Sold it out now for 45 dollar bid

[00:02:25] Hey well all right sir

[00:02:27] 40 50 50 50 50 50 50 50 50 50 50 50

[00:02:29] I sold that hog for for a 50 bid