《Professional Rapper (feat. Snoop Dogg)》歌词

[00:00:00] Professional Rapper (专业说唱者) - Lil Dicky/Snoop Dogg (史努比狗狗)

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[00:00:01] Written by：Snoop Dogg/Lil Dicky

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[00:00:03] Hello how can I help you

[00:00:05] 有什么需要帮忙的吗

[00:00:05] Hi my name's Dave Burd I have an appointment today

[00:00:09] 我叫戴夫博得 我今天有预约

[00:00:09] It's probably under Lil Dicky actually I'm a I'm a rapper so

[00:00:13] 是以小屌哥的名字预约的 我是个说唱歌手

[00:00:13] OK and who are you here to see

[00:00:15] 好的 那请问你要找谁

[00:00:15] Uh Snoop Dogg says here Snoop D O G G

[00:00:19] 是叫史努比狗狗 这里写着呢

[00:00:19] Oh yeah he's right down the hall first door to your right

[00:00:23] 他就在走廊那边 你右转第一个门就是

[00:00:23] Give him a knock and he should be right with you

[00:00:25] 敲一下门 他就让你进去了

[00:00:25] Thanks it's uh this door right here right

[00:00:27] 谢谢 是那个门吗

[00:00:27] Mm hmm

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[00:00:28] Thank you

[00:00:30] 谢谢你

[00:00:30] Grab a seat

[00:00:31] 请坐

[00:00:31] Thanks I'm Dave very nice to meet

[00:00:33] 谢谢 我叫戴夫 非常高兴见到你

[00:00:33] Dave what it do you can call me Dogg

[00:00:35] 戴夫你可以直接叫我狗狗就好

[00:00:35] Let me just check your sheet

[00:00:36] 先看一下你的简历

[00:00:36] No problem sir let me just say

[00:00:38] 没问题 我想说

[00:00:38] I'm a big fan of the sh*t that y'all make

[00:00:40] 我是你的死忠粉 听过你所有的歌

[00:00:40] I can't lie I been thinking about this all day

[00:00:41] 这不是撒谎 我激动了一整天

[00:00:41] All good there's a reason that we called Dave let me start with your background

[00:00:44] 听起来不错 戴夫 先来说一下你的背景吧

[00:00:44] Where you come from

[00:00:45] 你来自哪里

[00:00:45] Sure I was undergrad down there in Richmond

[00:00:47] 好的 我毕业于里奇蒙大学

[00:00:47] Before that

[00:00:47] 在那之前

[00:00:47] Oh you talking bout my hometown

[00:00:49] 你是说我的家乡吗

[00:00:49] Yeah

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[00:00:49] I was born out of Philly grew up in a little silly

[00:00:51] 我来自费城的一个小镇

[00:00:51] Old town called Cheltenham

[00:00:52] 一个叫做切尔滕纳姆的小镇

[00:00:52] It was in the suburbs upper middle wealth around

[00:00:54] 那里的居民大部分都是中产阶级以上

[00:00:54] So real sh*t you ain't never had to struggle for much

[00:00:56] 所以你懂的 生活并不需要努力拼搏

[00:00:56] I wouldn't say it like that we just had a different kind of trap

[00:00:58] 也不能这样说 就是人生历程可能会有些不一样

[00:00:58] Elaborate

[00:00:59] 具体一点

[00:00:59] Well I ain't never had a tool

[00:01:00] 好的 我没有天赋

[00:01:00] But I had to be the man at school

[00:01:02] 但我需要学习

[00:01:02] Like I was doing sh*t I had to do so when I finished undergrad

[00:01:04] 拼命地学习 毕业之后

[00:01:04] I'm cool and I can get whatever job I wanted

[00:01:06] 我发现工作并不难找

[00:01:06] But the job you wanted wasn't all that bumping

[00:01:08] 但是又发现想做的工作并没有预想的那么有趣

[00:01:08] Yeah

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[00:01:08] And I saw it quick all the flaws

[00:01:09] 我发现了很多问题

[00:01:09] That be coming when you grow up like that

[00:01:11] 成长过程中必须面临的问题

[00:01:11] When you been racing them rats you ain't been making them raps

[00:01:13] 与小人竞争并不会给自己带来任何好处

[00:01:13] Boo hoo what a hardship

[00:01:15] 原来这么不容易啊

[00:01:15] How you paid to get the rap sh*t started

[00:01:16] 那你最开始说唱的钱是从哪里来的

[00:01:16] Man my bar Mitzvah money

[00:01:17] 我13岁成人礼上收到的

[00:01:17] But don't diss me buddy

[00:01:18] 不要鄙视我伙计

[00:01:18] I wasn't one of them younguns up on the block who had nothing to lose

[00:01:21] 我不像其他的说唱歌手那样一无所有

[00:01:21] I must've wanted this a lot I had something to choose

[00:01:23] 我很想有进一步发展 而且我还有其他选择

[00:01:23] Ha look at that I can say there's something to prove up in your a**

[00:01:25] 别这样说 你说不定真能成

[00:01:25] Yeah I guess

[00:01:26] 希望如此

[00:01:26] That's enough of the past what makes you want to do rap

[00:01:28] 我已经大致了解了你的过去 来说说你为什么想要说唱

[00:01:28] Oh my god it's the best

[00:01:29] 我感觉说唱太棒了

[00:01:29] B**ches let me draw up on their breasts

[00:01:30] 可以在美女粉丝胸上签字

[00:01:30] Literally I can reinvent myself

[00:01:31] 当然也可以重塑我自己

[00:01:31] I get a forum to project myself

[00:01:33] 有一个平台来展示我自己

[00:01:33] It's never boring every morning I wake up and try to best myself

[00:01:35] 每天早晨起来 我都会想着如何让自己变得更好

[00:01:35] I never got to be suppressed or stealthy to express myself

[00:01:38] 不受外界的限制 随意表达自己的想法

[00:01:38] It's kinda healthy

[00:01:38] 这很好

[00:01:38] Cool now let me put you through a couple hypotheticals

[00:01:40] 说的不错 现在让我们来假想几个场景

[00:01:40] Sure

[00:01:41] 好的

[00:01:41] In a club and a couple niggas threaten you

[00:01:42] 在夜店 你被几个人威胁

[00:01:42] Uh I wouldn't do sh*t

[00:01:44] 我不会找死的

[00:01:44] And I don't even get what that got to do with this

[00:01:46] 这和说唱有什么关系

[00:01:46] Shut the f**k up rap's like life

[00:01:47] 你懂啥 说唱源自生活

[00:01:47] If you wanna do this then you won't get far acting like a little b**ch

[00:01:50] 你要是想在这条路上走远 就别把自己整的跟白莲花一样

[00:01:50] Nah that's my niche

[00:01:51] 这是我的特色

[00:01:51] Don't get offended by this but that's the market y'all missed

[00:01:54] 不是故意冒犯 但这样你会错失大好良机

[00:01:54] That's the target I'll hit

[00:01:55] 我要更加努力

[00:01:55] And that's the heart of my pitch

[00:01:56] 我是真心说唱的

[00:01:56] I wanna do this whole thing different

[00:01:59] 我想要与众不同

[00:01:59] What the f**k you mean you wanna do the whole thing different

[00:02:01] 与众不同是什么意思

[00:02:01] Uh you know I I think like you know

[00:02:03] 你知道我觉得

[00:02:03] Traditionally people have been doing the job

[00:02:05] 人们很长时间一直都是按照

[00:02:05] The same kind of way for a long time

[00:02:07] 既定的方式工作

[00:02:07] But traditionally speaking this sh*t works right

[00:02:10] 而这样也是行得通的

[00:02:10] Nah like I get that but I I just think that you know

[00:02:13] 即便是这样 但是我觉得吧

[00:02:13] You don't know if it could be working even better

[00:02:15] 我们其实可以玩出点新意来

[00:02:15] And I think you should look at me as an opportunity to find that out

[00:02:19] 你可以在我身上实验一下 看看可不可以

[00:02:19] I don't mean any disrespect by that

[00:02:20] 我并没有什么其他的意思

[00:02:20] I'm just saying I have a different background

[00:02:22] 只是我的背景与其他大部分人有所不同

[00:02:22] Like a different perspective way of looking at things than your typical applicant

[00:02:26] 会用不同的立场看待问题 与传统会有所不同

[00:02:26] So what are your biggest strengths

[00:02:28] 那么你最大的优势是什么

[00:02:28] Well my flow is crazy I can switch that amazing

[00:02:31] 我的音调不一般 很是多变

[00:02:31] For example I can be like ain't nobody f**king with Lil Dicky

[00:02:33] 我厉害起来没有人能比得过

[00:02:33] When he get up on that sh*t and spit it sick and ridiculous

[00:02:35] 我一开口其他人都不算啥

[00:02:35] Ripping this sh*t like it's never been did and the rhythm is never predictable

[00:02:37] 前所未有的韵律 多变的节奏

[00:02:37] Cause I can switch it deliver this sh*t in whatever cadence you b**ches prefer

[00:02:40] 我可以随意转换节奏来适应不同的听众

[00:02:40] Alright alright I get it

[00:02:41] 我明白了

[00:02:41] Top of that lyrically I'm pretty damn clever go

[00:02:42] 不仅是这样 我也很会玩文字游戏

[00:02:42] Got a long bottom b**ch call the hoe Neville whoa

[00:02:44] 有个美女叫做内维尔

[00:02:44] And I blow it from the jump derrick rose knee oh

[00:02:46] 我一曲成名 而德里克罗斯一跳膝裂

[00:02:46] You can say I'm pretty smart how I know better

[00:02:48] 你可以随意夸赞我很聪明

[00:02:48] And y'all been winning like Pistorius it's no feat

[00:02:50] 这都不算什么

[00:02:50] Bro I can go on and on

[00:02:51] 我还有更多厉害之处

[00:02:51] I'm taking over and they mad like father in laws

[00:02:53] 我就是明日之星 其他人暴躁如雷

[00:02:53] OK enough of the punchline that ain't showing me you different than the other guys

[00:02:56] 好了 双关够多了 但这不能说明你和其他说唱歌手的区别在哪里

[00:02:56] Well I don't know if they can run it like that

[00:02:58] 我不清楚别人是怎样的

[00:02:58] But ain't nobody else doing funny type rap

[00:02:59] 但我想没有人能像我这样搞笑说唱

[00:02:59] What's that

[00:03:00] 那是什么鬼

[00:03:00] Well I can tell a story about my morning

[00:03:02] 我可以给你讲一下我早上看的一个故事

[00:03:02] Watching boy meets world and jerking off to Topanga Lwrence

[00:03:04] 叫男孩成长记 然后我就对着里面的托潘加劳伦斯幻想

[00:03:04] Like the 14 year old Topanga

[00:03:05] 她可只有14岁呀

[00:03:05] Oh this sh*t like a joke to you

[00:03:07] 这很搞笑吗

[00:03:07] I don't get it

[00:03:07] 我不能理解

[00:03:07] Nah it ain't like that

[00:03:08] 不是你想的那样

[00:03:08] I just happen to be a nutty abundantly funny type of individual

[00:03:11] 我本来就有些无厘头 总是莫名其妙的搞笑

[00:03:11] Like as a guy

[00:03:11] 就是这个样子

[00:03:11] So when I get up on the mic I ain't finna just lie

[00:03:13] 但拿起麦克风的我才是最真实的我

[00:03:13] Real recognize real right

[00:03:15] 实事求是

[00:03:15] Yeah I guess so what you tryna do

[00:03:16] 你对你的未来有什么构想

[00:03:16] Five years from now tell me 'bout the dude

[00:03:18] 比如说 五年之内

[00:03:18] Well I don't care about the money

[00:03:20] 我并不在意钱多少

[00:03:20] Like it's the respect that I'm wanting

[00:03:21] 我想要获得名誉

[00:03:21] Honestly I just want to be one of the greats

[00:03:23] 说实话 我想要出名

[00:03:23] Where they gotta bring your boy up every debate

[00:03:24] 可以获得很多的关注

[00:03:24] I don't wanna leave the game the same

[00:03:26] 我想要带来改变

[00:03:26] In a nutshell what's your legacy

[00:03:27] 那么你有什么心路历程吗

[00:03:27] Well I wanna be the dude that came in and made the stand up rap

[00:03:30] 最初进这个圈子 我是想要做自己独特的搞笑说唱

[00:03:30] Put the random rap in demand like that for the people that was anti rap

[00:03:33] 人们开始发现我们的说唱都是与他们相似的经历

[00:03:33] Yet the fans of rap start to recognize that anti rap

[00:03:35] 歌迷开始认可反派说唱

[00:03:35] Is ironically one of the real brands of rap left

[00:03:38] 多么讽刺的是 这才是说唱的实质之一

[00:03:38] That sh*t sound pretty damn complex

[00:03:39] 听起来可能有些复杂

[00:03:39] I guess I wanna be the best

[00:03:41] 我想要做到最好

[00:03:41] I just wanna do it my way

[00:03:42] 用我自己的方式

[00:03:42] And turn the whole game sideways

[00:03:43] 玩转整个说唱圈子

[00:03:43] And show people you ain't gotta be resigned to the highway

[00:03:45] 告诉人们要接受新的方式

[00:03:45] You can make a path while these motherf**kers drive straight

[00:03:47] 走出自己的新路

[00:03:47] I ain't mad at that

[00:03:48] 我很喜欢这样

[00:03:48] Well thanks man that's my plan of my attack

[00:03:50] 谢谢 这就是我的蓝图

[00:03:50] Just let me in and I'mma rap the plaques

[00:03:51] 让我加入 我不会让你失望

[00:03:51] And I ain't about to win them back to back

[00:03:53] 很少有人能比得过我的

[00:03:53] I'm about to win them like

[00:03:54] 我和他们可不一样

[00:03:54] It's back to back to back to back to back

[00:03:55] 我的能力几乎无人能比

[00:03:55] Til I stop rapping

[00:03:56] 除非我不搞说唱

[00:03:56] You ain't even sold a damn album yet

[00:03:58] 但你现在连个专辑还没有

[00:03:58] True

[00:03:58] 的确

[00:03:58] That's a lot of talk from a wily vet

[00:03:59] 就连说唱大咖都不敢这样说

[00:03:59] Let alone a young rook ni**a

[00:04:01] 更不要说你一个毛头小子

[00:04:01] You misread me

[00:04:01] 你误会了

[00:04:01] Nah this ain't a book ni**a

[00:04:03] 这可不像你上学读书那么简单

[00:04:03] Well that's one of my flaws I'm too competitive dawg

[00:04:05] 这的确是我的弱项 我太具有竞争力了

[00:04:05] No you just f**king repetitive dawg

[00:04:07] 不是的 你只是太唠叨了

[00:04:07] I get it you trying to be better than all

[00:04:09] 我明白了 你就是想要成为最好的

[00:04:09] But you ain't sh*t until cheddars involved

[00:04:11] 但你现在啥都不是

[00:04:11] I get that I gotta prove myself

[00:04:12] 我知道我会证明我自己

[00:04:12] No sh*t you ain't done sh*t

[00:04:14] 你现在可是零起点

[00:04:14] Think about that though

[00:04:15] 可以这样想

[00:04:15] Only doing this a couple of years

[00:04:16] 若干年后

[00:04:16] One tape and I'm like this

[00:04:17] 我将会

[00:04:17] This sh*t is aight for your first sh*t

[00:04:19] 声名大振

[00:04:19] But you don't know if it's your worst sh*t

[00:04:21] 但你没有做最坏的打算

[00:04:21] You don't think finding out would be worth it

[00:04:22] 那又怎样 说明我还有进步空间

[00:04:22] It might be it might not

[00:04:23] 管他是或者不是

[00:04:23] But I'mma put your a** to work kid

[00:04:26] 我会带着你好好干的

[00:04:26] Wait like like I have the job like really

[00:04:28] 等一下 我是得到这份工作了吗

[00:04:28] Well one more thing let me see if you could put a hook together

[00:04:32] 还有一件事 你唱个副歌给我听一下

[00:04:32] What would you do for the hook for this song

[00:04:34] 你会唱怎样风格的副歌

[00:04:34] You want me to make a hook up right now

[00:04:35] 你先要我现在就唱吗

[00:04:35] Do I look like the type of ni**a that like repeating himself

[00:04:38] 我不希望第二次重复我的话

[00:04:38] Alright uh okay

[00:04:39] 好吧 好的

[00:04:39] Man do the hook

[00:04:40] 我要开始唱副歌了

[00:04:40] I'm about to be professional

[00:04:42] 我要成为专业说唱了

[00:04:42] Homie I'm professional

[00:04:44] 伙计 专业说唱

[00:04:44] Uh maybe like a low voice type thing

[00:04:47] 声音需不需要低沉一些

[00:04:47] Ni**a that sh*t is garbage man

[00:04:49] 我说 你真的很菜

[00:04:49] Well you know I feel like there might have been some upside to it

[00:04:52] 就是说 你还有很大的提升空间

[00:04:52] But I'm not good at thinking of things on the spot like that

[00:04:54] 我不是怎么擅长即兴说唱

[00:04:54] Don't y'all normally like outsource for that kind of thing sometimes

[00:04:57] 你们不是有时候也会找人唱个副歌啥的

[00:04:57] Sometimes but you know that was some next level Dogg sh*t right there

[00:05:01] 只是有时候 这得需要像我这样达到大师水准

[00:05:01] Yeah you know I'm just way better when I get to think things through

[00:05:04] 当我理解之后会做的更好

[00:05:04] Have my like that dual screen action that type of thing

[00:05:06] 我更擅长使用我的双屏电脑

[00:05:06] Whatever man you trying to smoke a blunt

[00:05:08] 随便你吧 要不要来一根

[00:05:08] Right now

[00:05:09] 现在

[00:05:09] Yeah

[00:05:10] 好的

[00:05:10] Sure

[00:05:11] 可以

[00:05:11] D**e Juanita bring some w**d in here please thank you

[00:05:14] 胡安妮塔 给我来点烟

[00:05:14] You got it Snoop I'll be right there

[00:05:15] 好的 一会就到

[00:05:15] Thanks Juanita super nice woman

[00:05:18] 谢谢 你真体贴

[00:05:18] Ni**a why does everything you say sound so soft

[00:05:21] 兄弟 你为什么说话总是很温柔

[00:05:21] Uh I really don't wanna be spoken to like that so

[00:05:25] 我也不想别人对我这样说话

[00:05:25] Whatever thanks

[00:05:26] 不管怎样 谢谢

[00:05:26] Hey I got y'all y'all w**d

[00:05:28] 烟拿来了

[00:05:28] Damn that's some great looking w**d it's just so early

[00:05:32] 看起来不错 现在会不会有点早

[00:05:32] Can I get you guys anything else while I'm here coffee tea head bottled water

[00:05:36] 我可以再来点其他的吗 比如咖啡啦 口活啦 茶啦 瓶装水啦

[00:05:36] D did you just say head

[00:05:38] 等一下 你刚才说口活

[00:05:38] Yeah you ain't never got no head before

[00:05:41] 你之前都没有玩过吗

[00:05:41] I mean just feels like a lot right now

[00:05:45] 我的意思是现在已经很满足了

[00:05:45] OK

[00:05:46] 好的

[00:05:46] But what kind of tea do you guys have

[00:05:47] 这里都有什么饮料

[00:05:47] We got mint raspberry earl grey English breakfast

[00:05:50] 有薄荷茶 覆盆子茶 伯爵茶 还有英国早茶

[00:05:50] Actually I'll take head

[00:05:52] 我还是选择口活吧

[00:05:52] I knew your little dirty a** wanted some head

[00:05:57] 我就知道你这小子不安好心