《The Night The Bar Closed Down》歌词

[00:00:00] The bar will soon be closing

[00:00:04] And lights they're all turned down

[00:00:08] There's 3 girls in a corner booth

[00:00:12] The fat one she's passed out

[00:00:16] Her friends they called me over

[00:00:19] And it turned out she was stuck

[00:00:24] With the help of 4 big bouncers

[00:00:28] We put her in my truck

[00:00:32] Me old jack daniels

[00:00:35] Had been together most of the night

[00:00:40] Somehow he'd convinced me

[00:00:43] She was the prettiest thing in sight

[00:00:48] I got her home i opened the door

[00:00:51] And i rolled her to my bed

[00:00:55] The lights came on she opened her eyes

[00:01:00] And this is what she said

[00:01:04] Wmmmm wmmmm wmmmmmmm

[00:01:13] Wmmmm wmmmm wmmmmmmm wmmm

[00:01:22] Morning came that sun was up there to my surprise

[00:01:29] Was a big old girl with no clothes on

[00:01:32] And oprah winfrey thighs

[00:01:38] I sat up fear set in

[00:01:41] I found we were alone

[00:01:45] She said that she was hungry

[00:01:48] Whilst she was nibbling on a chicken bone

[00:01:53] The words she said next scared me

[00:01:57] And today the haunt me still

[00:02:01] She said i hope you've got a steady job cowboy

[00:02:03] I said why's that sheila

[00:02:05] She said i'm not on the pill that's why

[00:02:07] I said oh

[00:02:09] With that in mind i tried to run

[00:02:12] Lord i tried to get away

[00:02:16] She ran me down hopped on top

[00:02:21] And here's all i could say

[00:02:25] Huh oh wmmmm get off me wmmmm wmmmmmmm

[00:02:32] Wmmmm ohh your crushing me wmmmm wmmmmmmm

[00:02:40] Get off me you heffer

[00:02:42] The Night The Bar Closed Down - Rodney Carrington