《Ya Got Trouble(From ”The Music Man”)》歌词

[00:00:00] Ya Got Trouble - Robert Preston

[00:00:01] Ya got trouble understand

[00:00:02] Friend either you're closing your eyes

[00:00:04] To a situation you do not wish to acknowledge

[00:00:06] Or you are not aware of the caliber of disaster indicated

[00:00:09] By the presence of a pool table in your community

[00:00:12] Well ya got trouble my friend right here

[00:00:15] I say trouble right here in River City

[00:00:17] Why sure I'm a billiard player

[00:00:18] Certainly mighty proud I say

[00:00:19] I'm always mighty proud to say it

[00:00:21] I consider that the hours I spend

[00:00:22] With a cue in my hand are golden

[00:00:25] Help you cultivate horse sense

[00:00:26] And a cool head and a keen eye

[00:00:28] Jever' take and try to find

[00:00:29] An iron-clad leave for yourself

[00:00:31] From a three-rail billiard shot

[00:00:33] But just as I say

[00:00:34] It takes judgment brains and maturity to score

[00:00:36] In a balkline game

[00:00:37] I say that any boob can take

[00:00:39] And shove a ball in a pocket

[00:00:41] And I call that sloth

[00:00:42] The first big step on the road

[00:00:43] To the depths of deg-ra-day

[00:00:44] I say first medicinal wine from a teaspoon

[00:00:48] Then beer from a bottle

[00:00:49] An' the next thing ya know

[00:00:50] Your son is playin' for money

[00:00:52] In a pinch-back suit

[00:00:53] And list'nin to some big out-a-town jasper

[00:00:55] Hearin' him tell about horse-race gamblin'

[00:00:57] Not a wholesome trottin' race no

[00:00:59] But a race where they set down right on the horse

[00:01:01] Like to see some stuck-up jockey boy

[00:01:03] Settin' on Dan Patch

[00:01:04] Make your blood boil

[00:01:05] Well I should say

[00:01:07] Now friends lemme tell you what I mean

[00:01:09] Ya got one two three four

[00:01:11] Five six pockets in a table

[00:01:13] Pockets that mark the diff'rence

[00:01:14] Between a gentlemen and a bum

[00:01:16] With a capital "B "

[00:01:17] And that rhymes with "P" and that stands for pool

[00:01:20] And all week long your River City

[00:01:21] Youth'll be fritterin' away

[00:01:22] I say your young men'll be fritterin'

[00:01:24] Fritterin' away their noontime

[00:01:26] Suppertime choretime too

[00:01:28] Get the ball in the pocket

[00:01:29] Never mind gettin' dandelions pulled

[00:01:30] Or the screen door patched or the beefsteak pounded

[00:01:33] Never mind pumpin' any water

[00:01:34] 'Til your parents are caught with the cistern empty

[00:01:36] On a Saturday night and that's trouble

[00:01:38] Yes you got lots and lots of trouble

[00:01:39] I'm thinkin' of the kids in the knickerbockers

[00:01:41] Shirt-tail young ones peekin' in the pool

[00:01:43] Hall window after school ya got trouble folks

[00:01:45] Right here in River City

[00:01:47] Trouble with a capital "T"

[00:01:48] And that rhymes with "P" and that stands for pool

[00:01:50] Now I know all you folks are the right kind of parents

[00:01:53] I'm gonna be perfectly frank

[00:01:55] Would ya like to know what kinda conversation goes

[00:01:57] On while they're loafin' around that Hall

[00:01:59] They be tryin' out Bevo tryin' out cubebs

[00:02:01] Tryin' out Tailor Mades like cigarette fiends

[00:02:04] And braggin' all about

[00:02:05] How they're gonna cover up a tell-tale breath with Sen-Sen

[00:02:07] One fine night they leave the pool hall

[00:02:10] Headin' for the dance at the Arm'ry

[00:02:11] Libertine men and Scarlet women

[00:02:13] And Rag-time shameless music

[00:02:15] That'll grab your son your daughter

[00:02:17] With the arms of a jungle animal instinct

[00:02:19] Mass-staria

[00:02:21] Friends the idle brain is the devil's playground

[00:02:23] Trouble oh we got trouble

[00:02:25] Right here in River City

[00:02:26] With a capital "T"

[00:02:27] That rhymes with "P"

[00:02:28] And that stands for Pool

[00:02:29] That stands for pool

[00:02:30] We've surely got trouble

[00:02:32] Right here in River City

[00:02:33] Right here

[00:02:34] Gotta figure out a way

[00:02:35] To keep the young ones moral after school

[00:02:40] Mothers of River City

[00:02:42] Heed the warning before it's too late

[00:02:44] Watch for the tell-tale signs of corruption

[00:02:46] The moment your son leaves the house

[00:02:48] Does he rebuckle his knickerbockers below the knee

[00:02:51] Is there a nicotine stain on his index finger

[00:02:53] A dime novel hidden in the corn crib

[00:02:56] Is he starting to memorize jokes from Capt

[00:02:58] Billy's Whiz Bang

[00:02:59] Are certain words creeping into his conversation

[00:03:03] Words like 'swell' "

[00:03:06] And 'so's your old man' "

[00:03:09] Well if so my friends

[00:03:11] Ya got trouble

[00:03:12] Right here in River City

[00:03:14] With a capital "T"

[00:03:15] And that rhymes with "P"

[00:03:16] And that stands for Pool

[00:03:18] We've surely got trouble

[00:03:19] Right here in River City

[00:03:21] Remember the Maine Plymouth Rock and the Golden Rule

[00:03:26] Oh we've got trouble

[00:03:27] We're in terrible terrible trouble

[00:03:28] That game with the fifteen numbered balls is a devil's tool

[00:03:32] Oh yes we got trouble trouble trouble

[00:03:36] With a "T"

[00:03:37] Gotta rhyme it with "P"

[00:03:39] And that stands for Pool