《封神演义160集》歌词

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[00:00:03] 太师闻仲攻城未果呀

[00:00:06] 这回老太实在稀奇成这个跟头可栽大了

[00:00:12] 这个面子几乎丢尽啦

[00:00:14] 怎么这么说呢

[00:00:16] 那几次败阵

[00:00:18] 败得都很惨呐

[00:00:21] 这可真正名副其实的败阵也真摆了阵落魂阵、九曲黄河阵都让人家给破了

[00:00:30] 这回想跟西岐城

[00:00:31] 姜子牙拼命

[00:00:34] 夜晚偷袭人家

[00:00:35] 稀奇

[00:00:37] 结果呢

[00:00:39] 又败了

[00:00:41] 这么大身份的一位掌朝太师

[00:00:45] 让狗给咬了

[00:00:47] 你瞧咬这地方好吗

[00:00:50] 就在脖子

[00:00:51] 连肩甲给思奇快脾气

[00:00:54] 这狗也觉一般是狗咬腿肚子呀

[00:00:59] 没听说由上往下咬的

[00:01:02] 你看嚎天犬吗

[00:01:05] 不是哮天犬吗

[00:01:07] 呃

[00:01:08] 谁都知道杨戬养着一条狗

[00:01:13] 他那狗可不是宠物

[00:01:16] 哎

[00:01:16] 那是一条神犬

[00:01:19] 那么这哮天犬怎么改成

[00:01:23] 啊灏天犬了呢

[00:01:25] 呃

[00:01:25] 因为这条狗啊

[00:01:28] 他不是一条普普通通

[00:01:30] 狗市买来的那个狗啊

[00:01:34] 是这个这个

[00:01:35] 甭管是哪国品种吧

[00:01:38] 怎么昂贵八八万八六万六也赶不上这哮天犬

[00:01:45] 因为他是玉皇大帝一条看家狗

[00:01:49] 好吗

[00:01:50] 经常看着凌霄宝殿的

[00:01:53] 你说这狗有多厉害啊

[00:01:55] 他带翅膀会飞啊

[00:01:58] 事能大能小

[00:02:02] 今儿个这闻太师一点儿思想准备

[00:02:04] 也没有这狗一口啊

[00:02:08] 哎

[00:02:08] 就给咬下了墨麒麟

[00:02:12] 可把吉利逾期给吓坏了

[00:02:15] 那简直是魂飞魄散

[00:02:18] 太师要有点儿意外

[00:02:20] 那可怎么得了啊

[00:02:22] 还打什么仗啊

[00:02:24] 什么盛啊拜啊

[00:02:25] 都顾不得了

[00:02:27] 背起太师就跑啊

[00:02:29] 一个背着老太师

[00:02:30] 一个拉着墨麒麟

[00:02:34] 这个惨状落荒而逃啊

[00:02:37] 哎

[00:02:38] 那个狗呢

[00:02:39] 这狗挺好

[00:02:40] 也没注意

[00:02:42] 嗖一下就飞回来了

[00:02:43] 若到了杨戬的掌中

[00:02:47] 杨姐想生擒稳重

[00:02:50] 啊

[00:02:51] 回去立个头功

[00:02:53] 你看我这薄喘啊

[00:02:58] 把掌朝太师闻仲

[00:03:00] 差点咬死的挣钱

[00:03:03] 这还够不上提供一件呢

[00:03:06] 哎

[00:03:06] 自己光顾着这么高兴了

[00:03:09] 闻太师叫人给抢跑了

[00:03:13] 这一仗只杀的天光大亮

[00:03:16] 人家稀奇成长

[00:03:17] 得胜鼓he

[00:03:20] 回西岐啦

[00:03:21] 哎哟

[00:03:22] 得知那个东西太多啦

[00:03:25] 什么盔甲呀武器呀刀枪啊

[00:03:29] 战马呀

[00:03:30] 锣鼓帐篷刀木器械

[00:03:32] 你就说吧

[00:03:33] 也不知道拉近稀奇多少车钱

[00:03:38] 这一切的闻太师

[00:03:41] 兵败祁山脚下

[00:03:45] 摆出好远了呀

[00:03:47] 哎

[00:03:49] 太史稳重叹了一口气

[00:03:54] 我怎么这个账越打越不行了呢

[00:04:00] 自己熟读兵书

[00:04:01] 战策啊

[00:04:04] 不仅熟读

[00:04:06] 而且那是那是著书的人呐

[00:04:09] 著书立说

[00:04:10] 这仗应该怎么打呢

[00:04:13] 路站怎么站

[00:04:14] 水站怎么站那是久经沙场啊

[00:04:19] 可今天就怎么打

[00:04:22] 也打不赢了

[00:04:24] 太师闻仲

[00:04:25] 吩咐一声

[00:04:27] 他吩咐什么呢

[00:04:28] 你们别进馆顾我呀啊

[00:04:32] 哎

[00:04:32] 这药也抹上了

[00:04:34] 也包扎了

[00:04:35] 行了

[00:04:36] 你看看我那些道友们

[00:04:39] 呃

[00:04:39] 还有这个损了多少兵将伤了多少人统计一下

[00:04:45] 吉利余庆这么一听啊

[00:04:48] 站那儿没动地方

[00:04:50] 但是文中意看怎么回事儿

[00:04:53] 我说的话你们没听见呐啊

[00:04:56] 怎么还在我跟前

[00:04:57] 这傻站着呀

[00:04:59] 这俩一听都要哭了

[00:05:01] 怎么回事儿

[00:05:02] 师傅

[00:05:04] 别提那些道友了

[00:05:07] 就那个天君那啊

[00:05:09] 一个都找不着啦

[00:05:12] 让这场攻城战呐

[00:05:14] 给吓跑了

[00:05:17] 太师闻仲意听

[00:05:19] 嗯

[00:05:21] 他手里长髯沉吟不语

[00:05:24] 半天没说话

[00:05:26] 老太师想了想

[00:05:27] 不至于啊

[00:05:29] 怎么

[00:05:31] 但都是

[00:05:32] 啊

[00:05:33] 姗姗宝岛的修炼知识啊

[00:05:39] 各有几千年大道在身

[00:05:43] 就是这么一仗

[00:05:45] 就能把我这些导游给吓跑喽

[00:05:49] 绝对不会

[00:05:51] 闻太师不信

[00:05:55] 极力于轻易看您

[00:05:56] 不信您自己找找

[00:05:58] 怎么咱们胜也好

[00:06:00] 败也好

[00:06:01] 还是您得给我们个影儿见

[00:06:03] 那您得起码跟我打个照面儿啊

[00:06:07] 是不是这现在一个都找不着

[00:06:10] 太史听着这样儿往四外踅摸踅摸

[00:06:13] 哎

[00:06:15] 他问吉利定光仙哪去了

[00:06:18] 嘿

[00:06:18] 老太使嗨

[00:06:19] 我在这儿呢

[00:06:21] 也帅案底下钻出来

[00:06:25] 方才啊

[00:06:27] 呃

[00:06:28] 这两位少太师

[00:06:30] 吉利余庆可有点冤枉了那些为天君

[00:06:35] 那天君不是吓跑了

[00:06:38] 那么这些未传哪儿去了呢

[00:06:40] 感情他们秘密啊

[00:06:42] 协议了一番

[00:06:44] 咱们帮不了闻仲闻太师的忙取不了稀奇

[00:06:50] 灭不了江上

[00:06:52] 咱们一天到晚坐在人家这个城汤大营里边儿啊

[00:06:58] 撇着嘴晾着份儿

[00:06:59] 咱们算干嘛的呀

[00:07:02] 现在啊

[00:07:02] 咱们谁也别找

[00:07:04] 就把那个绿牙刀人找着

[00:07:07] 一个是把那葫芦得过来

[00:07:10] 咱给它凿碎喽

[00:07:12] 到底看看他那葫芦里是两条什么龙能破了金蛟剪

[00:07:19] 啊

[00:07:19] 能杀害了两位娘娘

[00:07:22] 然后呢

[00:07:23] 咱再把这个卤鸭致死

[00:07:27] 给赵公明啊

[00:07:28] 以及三小娘娘

[00:07:31] 啊

[00:07:31] 报仇雪恨

[00:07:33] 也让太师闻仲了

[00:07:35] 认识认识咱们兄弟不往

[00:07:37] 人家请咱们一场

[00:07:39] 哎

[00:07:39] 咱别在这儿瞎惹惹

[00:07:43] 说这个乳牙已经

[00:07:47] 无踪影了

[00:07:49] 他根本就没在对面的卢鹏、李西岐城里也找不着他

[00:07:54] 他能上哪儿啊

[00:07:56] 啊

[00:07:58] 他躲到什么地儿去

[00:07:59] 咱也得把他找着

[00:08:02] 说着呢

[00:08:03] 我兄弟真格的了

[00:08:06] 咱们白修炼了

[00:08:08] 跟太师打个招呼

[00:08:10] 有什么用啊

[00:08:12] 客气一番

[00:08:13] 文采诗

[00:08:13] 挽留咱们几句

[00:08:15] 咱们走吧

[00:08:18] 人家这哥儿几个商商量量全走了

[00:08:21] 这个事儿啊

[00:08:23] 这个呈堂大营里头只有一位知道

[00:08:26] 谁呀

[00:08:27] 定光仙

[00:08:29] 顶光纤啊

[00:08:30] 没敢跟闻太师说他都吓蒙了

[00:08:36] 要不能在帅案底下藏着

[00:08:40] 闻太师把他请出来一看

[00:08:42] 哎呀

[00:08:43] 太师闻仲觉得奇怪

[00:08:45] 怎么顶光纤是一个挺漂亮的人儿啊

[00:08:50] 哎

[00:08:50] 除去那嘴差点耳朵长点儿

[00:08:53] 白白净净儿的

[00:08:54] 挺招人喜欢的这么一位

[00:08:57] 今儿怎么这样儿了

[00:08:59] 脸色蜡黄

[00:09:01] 耳朵也耷拉下来了

[00:09:03] 哎呀

[00:09:05] 我说道

[00:09:05] 有

[00:09:05] 你这是怎么了

[00:09:07] 嗨

[00:09:09] 丁国仙也差点哭了

[00:09:11] 怎么回事儿

[00:09:12] 他这才跟太师说实话

[00:09:15] 我不瞒您哪

[00:09:17] 问态势啊

[00:09:20] 我

[00:09:20] 我的老道友

[00:09:22] 您这亏吃大了

[00:09:25] 您知道杨戬放出了那条狗

[00:09:30] 是谁家的狗吗

[00:09:32] 那是怎么一条狗是一个怎么来历的啊

[00:09:37] 狗啊

[00:09:38] 大伙儿都差点让他给气乐了

[00:09:40] 怎么这口费这么大劲干嘛呀

[00:09:44] 啊

[00:09:45] 咬牙嘎嘎说了半天

[00:09:47] 那什么意思

[00:09:48] 这条什么狗啊

[00:09:50] 太师一听

[00:09:51] 对呀

[00:09:52] 我正想要问问这狗怎么得半月攻下来啊

[00:09:57] 这

[00:09:57] 这

[00:09:58] 这

[00:09:58] 单咬我

[00:10:00] 太师用手一比划

[00:10:02] 没法说

[00:10:03] 怎么哪儿有狗咬脖梗子的

[00:10:05] 你说这叫什么呀

[00:10:08] 查丁光纤

[00:10:09] 这才告诉他

[00:10:11] 老太师

[00:10:12] 您别着急了

[00:10:14] 那是昊天传哪

[00:10:17] 这是玉皇大帝的狗

[00:10:19] 我不能在这儿耽搁了玉皇大帝他了

[00:10:22] 人家为着这条狗啊

[00:10:24] 下了很大的功夫啊

[00:10:27] 派出了

[00:10:29] 很多的

[00:10:31] 玉林膏先

[00:10:33] 到处去找

[00:10:35] 也没找着这条狗

[00:10:37] 没想到在这儿

[00:10:38] 让我给看个正着

[00:10:41] 啊

[00:10:42] 这吉利啊

[00:10:44] 爱刨根问底儿

[00:10:46] 他问鼎光纤哦

[00:10:48] 您跟他这么熟时啊

[00:10:50] 这么熟

[00:10:50] 你怎么跟他打个招呼

[00:10:52] 对呀

[00:10:54] 您也是来自凌霄宝殿呢

[00:10:58] 您应该啊

[00:11:00] 呃

[00:11:01] 跟着哮天犬招呼一声哈

[00:11:05] 查尔丁光鲜心里说

[00:11:07] 你们知道什么呀

[00:11:09] 不怕他

[00:11:12] 他在这凌霄宝殿疑犯姓咬的我满是乱蹦啊啊

[00:11:17] 他专门欺负我

[00:11:19] 这小白兔啊

[00:11:20] 感情惹不起这条狗

[00:11:23] 所以今儿吓的脸都黄了

[00:11:26] 他跟闻太师请个假干什么呀

[00:11:29] 我

[00:11:29] 我要回天庭一趟

[00:11:31] 我得把这事儿告诉大弟一声

[00:11:34] 哎

[00:11:35] 让他老人家呀

[00:11:37] 就是

[00:11:38] 甭管派谁呃太白金星也好

[00:11:40] 谁也好把这狗牵回去

[00:11:43] 别在这哈儿啊

[00:11:45] JJ 给杨戬他们助威了

[00:11:48] 你看

[00:11:50] 大家听着这话挺感动

[00:11:52] 长耳定光仙还真没力气为这事跑回凌霄宝殿阿

[00:11:57] 丙洲玉皇大帝派人来领走斋号天犬

[00:12:03] 真是这么回事儿吗

[00:12:05] 哪儿啊

[00:12:06] 定光仙要溜啊

[00:12:09] 感情

[00:12:10] 它让这狗给吓着啦

[00:12:15] 他越琢磨越害怕

[00:12:17] 现在他还觉得很万幸

[00:12:19] 万幸什么呢

[00:12:20] 在这混战当中啊

[00:12:22] 那后天全光注意这个闻太师了

[00:12:26] 没看到

[00:12:26] 他要是看见康尝一口把它叼住

[00:12:30] 那就不撒嘴啦

[00:12:32] 非把我给叼进西岐城不可

[00:12:35] 那我就完了

[00:12:37] 我要知道他在这儿啊a

[00:12:41] 八抬大轿抬

[00:12:42] 我也不来啊

[00:12:43] 申公豹

[00:12:44] 你爱谁

[00:12:45] 谁怎么你就再怎么跟我的跟前动

[00:12:50] 说辞我也不上你这当极力于清

[00:12:54] 想不到那儿纹在身上的伤痕闹得坐卧不安

[00:12:58] 也没多想啊

[00:13:00] 即使这样能回凌霄宝殿

[00:13:02] 哎呀

[00:13:03] 丙洲玉皇大帝

[00:13:05] 大伙儿就对这个定光仙非常崇敬啊

[00:13:10] 这还了得

[00:13:11] 能跟玉皇爷说上话去

[00:13:13] 这可太不简单了

[00:13:17] 玉皇大帝厉害好吗

[00:13:19] 那还了得掌管天庭啊

[00:13:23] 啊之长凌霄宝殿

[00:13:27] 那是最最a 一位顶级的人物了

[00:13:33] 这玉皇大帝啊

[00:13:35] 什么时候才有的玉皇大帝

[00:13:38] 呃

[00:13:39] 据书上记载啊

[00:13:40] 这个在唐朝以前没有玉皇之说

[00:13:46] 哎

[00:13:46] 唐朝以后

[00:13:48] 阿才

[00:13:50] 这个出现了这么一位玉皇大帝

[00:13:54] 怎么出现的呢

[00:13:56] 因为唐朝的皇帝不是姓李吗

[00:13:59] 正因为李家做了皇帝

[00:14:02] 那么也不是怎么七拐八拐的这么一一攀亲呐

[00:14:07] 就跟太上老君AH 攀上关系了

[00:14:13] 可太上老君呢

[00:14:14] 了不起啊

[00:14:15] 哎

[00:14:16] 从太上老君这哈儿那么越造越玄乎

[00:14:21] 慢慢就造出一个玉皇来

[00:14:24] 为什么叫玉皇呢

[00:14:26] 这玉了不得呀

[00:14:28] 啊玉啊

[00:14:29] 那是这个美玉无瑕啊

[00:14:33] 最洁白最纯净啊

[00:14:36] 最坚固的特结实啊

[00:14:40] 美玉吗

[00:14:42] 所以叫玉帝

[00:14:43] 玉帝就代表永远的意思啊

[00:14:46] 玉皇大帝

[00:14:48] 意思就是终身呃

[00:14:51] 一位天帝皇帝啊

[00:14:53] 就是那终身教授是的

[00:14:55] 人都差不多

[00:14:56] 所以这个玉皇就特厉害

[00:14:59] 哎

[00:15:00] 从唐朝到了宋朝

[00:15:02] 这玉皇大帝啊啊

[00:15:04] 就越来威望就越高了

[00:15:07] 也几乎是神乎其神了

[00:15:11] 哎

[00:15:11] 再跟这个王母娘娘一结婚

[00:15:14] 这就更不得了了

[00:15:16] 所以是从这个凌霄宝殿那儿

[00:15:21] 啊

[00:15:22] 沾边挂拐的

[00:15:24] 呃

[00:15:24] 那么在内核儿这个站俩钟头岗呢

[00:15:28] 回来那身价也百倍

[00:15:31] 只有一个不知好歹的在那儿瞎闹腾了一气

[00:15:36] 谁呀

[00:15:38] 就那孙悟空呗

[00:15:39] 大闹天宫叫他折腾一气

[00:15:42] 他是个猴啊

[00:15:43] 除他之外呢

[00:15:44] 谁敢上那儿闹腾去

[00:15:46] 所以就是定光仙一说起来这个天平事儿

[00:15:50] 他要去报告玉皇大帝he

[00:15:53] 这是所有的文武都十分崇敬啊

[00:15:57] 啊文太师立刻吩咐设摆香案焚香相送送

[00:16:04] 这位定光仙长耳定光仙一起海洋

[00:16:07] 但是不必如此啊

[00:16:10] 您放心吧

[00:16:11] 我是去去就来

[00:16:13] 我这不是去闲游散

[00:16:15] 逛到天庭去搬兵

[00:16:17] 啊

[00:16:17] 说不定啊

[00:16:19] 还请来几位a 高新住太师一臂之力

[00:16:23] 哎

[00:16:24] 我就不在您这儿啊

[00:16:25] 给您添麻烦

[00:16:26] 打扰了

[00:16:27] 诸位回见吧

[00:16:30] 说完了一道白光

[00:16:33] 长耳定光仙跑了

[00:16:36] 顶光先走了

[00:16:39] 就在这当天晚上

[00:16:41] 太师闻仲啊病了

[00:16:44] 一病不起呀

[00:16:47] 哎呀

[00:16:47] 好可怜哪

[00:16:49] 啊

[00:16:50] 这么高身份的一位掌朝太师是现在进不能进退

[00:16:55] 不能退

[00:16:57] 你说这要拜回朝歌城

[00:17:00] 这显得有点儿太窝囊

[00:17:03] 说跟稀奇再次决战

[00:17:05] 还决战什么

[00:17:06] 让人杀得大败

[00:17:08] 啊

[00:17:09] 大阵都摆了

[00:17:11] 都不好使啊

[00:17:12] 自己啊

[00:17:14] 咬着牙发着狠强

[00:17:16] 打着精神

[00:17:17] 嗯

[00:17:18] 写了一份表彰

[00:17:21] 想表奏朝廷

[00:17:23] 也就不必隐瞒了

[00:17:25] 把自己在这块儿

[00:17:27] 哎

[00:17:27] 几次吃外账的事儿

[00:17:30] 都写在这表章里

[00:17:33] 还没等啊

[00:17:35] 把这表送出去

[00:17:38] 吉利跑进来禀报外面

[00:17:41] 有三山关总兵、邓九公

[00:17:45] 带着他的爱女

[00:17:48] 邓婵玉率领10万大军

[00:17:53] 来住太虚

[00:17:56] 哎哟

[00:17:58] 太师闻仲这么一听啊

[00:18:02] 这当九宫

[00:18:04] 怎么知道老夫在这儿吃了败仗

[00:18:08] 他怎么钱来住啊

[00:18:11] 说是邓九公是奉旨前来

[00:18:15] 哎

[00:18:15] 感情啊

[00:18:17] 闻太师在西岐在屡吃败仗

[00:18:23] 纣王那都知道了

[00:18:26] 所以把正事妇女给派闻太师

[00:18:31] 那他可最了解邓九公

[00:18:34] 这是他手下的一员爱将

[00:18:38] 自己挺大的精神

[00:18:40] 配着衣服做起来

[00:18:44] 说了一声请

[00:18:45] 吉利余庆由打外边把邓总给请进来

[00:18:49] 邓九公上前叉手施礼

[00:18:51] 建国太师

[00:18:53] 哎呀

[00:18:55] 九公元帅不看则已

[00:18:57] 这一看那案子打个冷颤怎么了

[00:19:01] 几乎不认识闻仲闻太师了

[00:19:04] 那过去一件太师闻仲那是什么气魄呀啊

[00:19:10] 您那是多么威风啊

[00:19:13] 现在怎么这样

[00:19:16] 自己这些十里

[00:19:19] 闻太师啊

[00:19:20] 哎

[00:19:21] 心里也非常难过呀

[00:19:23] 但是邓九公是他的下级

[00:19:28] 虽然镇守三山关的总兵大帅

[00:19:32] 那也是他的部将

[00:19:34] 自己怎么也得矜持点儿绷着点儿

[00:19:38] 哈哈

[00:19:40] 九宫将军

[00:19:41] 你来得好啊

[00:19:44] 老夫正盼你前来

[00:19:47] 邓九公叫女儿邓婵玉过来

[00:19:50] 建国太师

[00:19:53] 喂奶时让他们父女落座

[00:19:57] 马上召集文武

[00:19:59] 来打仗

[00:20:00] 见过九宫元帅

[00:20:03] 说你来得正好

[00:20:05] 我呀

[00:20:05] 在这儿战事不利

[00:20:08] 屡吃败仗

[00:20:10] 不管什么原因吧

[00:20:11] 虽然呃

[00:20:12] 说是这个胜败乃兵家之常事

[00:20:16] 但是老夫这仗打得特别窝囊

[00:20:21] 哎

[00:20:22] 闻太师就把这经过呀

[00:20:25] 简简单单的

[00:20:26] 哎

[00:20:27] 得得跟这个邓九公说一声

[00:20:29] 那当然得介绍介绍情况啊

[00:20:32] 哎

[00:20:33] 太湿的话还没说完

[00:20:35] 这时就停在站口外边儿

[00:20:38] 有人冷笑

[00:20:41] 嗯

[00:20:43] 还是稳重一愣

[00:20:46] 这什么人呢

[00:20:48] 好吗

[00:20:49] 太师闻仲在讲话

[00:20:51] 有人

[00:20:53] 敢咆哮

[00:20:54] 咆哮

[00:20:54] 打仗

[00:20:56] 这还了得

[00:20:58] 虽然不是说哇呀怪叫啊

[00:21:02] 顿足捶胸内翻咆哮

[00:21:04] 但是

[00:21:05] 冷笑也不行啊

[00:21:08] 嘻嘻哈哈的

[00:21:10] 这是什么人呢

[00:21:12] 中军官赶快过来禀报

[00:21:15] 启禀太师

[00:21:17] 是九公元帅

[00:21:19] 涨钱的一员部将

[00:21:23] 哦

[00:21:25] 他还是一听

[00:21:26] 这是九宫元帅的部将

[00:21:28] 有什么好笑的啊

[00:21:31] 让他进账来

[00:21:34] 随着这一声令下

[00:21:36] 趴

[00:21:38] 长点儿这么一条

[00:21:40] 打外边进来一位

[00:21:42] 这位进来往这儿一站呐

[00:21:45] 闻太师手下的文武战将

[00:21:49] 有几位差点乐趴下

[00:21:52] 怎么回事儿

[00:21:54] 哎哟

[00:21:56] 暗自纳闷

[00:21:57] 这九宫元帅帐前怎么有这么一员战将

[00:22:04] 看这位

[00:22:05] 身高不足四尺

[00:22:07] 长的有点横宽

[00:22:10] 哎

[00:22:11] 没脖子

[00:22:13] 捡了两个肩膀

[00:22:14] 正中间儿好像

[00:22:17] 愣起

[00:22:17] 出个脑袋来

[00:22:19] 哎

[00:22:21] 这形象

[00:22:22] 可有点儿太惨了

[00:22:24] 她生的是母子

[00:22:25] 为三角眼

[00:22:26] 狮子比翻鼻孔

[00:22:28] 大嘴叉儿

[00:22:29] 两耳往前

[00:22:30] 山峰有短短的压耳毫毛

[00:22:33] 身上穿了一件大红袍

[00:22:35] J 红袍子

[00:22:36] 又肥又长

[00:22:38] 迈不开腿

[00:22:39] 踢了秃噜的

[00:22:39] 他有办法

[00:22:41] 他一里头系着一根路金涛

[00:22:44] 他把这炮前面抓一把

[00:22:45] 后面抓一把

[00:22:46] 左边一把

[00:22:47] 右边一把

[00:22:48] 脚底下

[00:22:49] 这回利索了

[00:22:50] 上边跟莲蓬一样

[00:22:53] 谁看这模样不了呀

[00:22:56] 他们哪里知道此为感情是一位了不起的

[00:23:02] 高人