《要强媳妇嫌弃丈夫》歌词

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[00:00:00] 叫西施白小红

[00:00:04] 洞房花烛夜

[00:00:06] 要试探新郎的武功

[00:00:09] 两个人到后院

[00:00:10] 1 :5

[00:00:12] 新郎呗

[00:00:15] 这使白小红大师所画

[00:00:18] 我一心找个文武双全的丈夫

[00:00:23] 将来考个除身

[00:00:25] 我可以平步青云

[00:00:28] 万万没想到这个杨国良是绣花枕头

[00:00:33] 外表光溜

[00:00:34] 内里太空

[00:00:37] 哎哟

[00:00:38] 这可糟了

[00:00:39] 后悔没用

[00:00:41] 已经澄清了

[00:00:43] 凑合过了

[00:00:45] 这女的下决心

[00:00:46] 我呀

[00:00:47] 在督促呢

[00:00:48] 叫他下弓

[00:00:51] 三天后

[00:00:53] 他就叫杨国良

[00:00:54] A 福军

[00:00:56] 那走

[00:00:57] 咱们到外边练功去啊

[00:01:00] 小红

[00:01:01] 为啥狗啊

[00:01:02] 睡觉睡觉海域

[00:01:04] 三更半夜五更鸡

[00:01:06] 正是男儿立志时

[00:01:08] 你不练功将来怎么办呢

[00:01:11] 嗯

[00:01:11] 好好过几天过几天

[00:01:14] 一个月

[00:01:16] 在叫呢

[00:01:17] 还是无驱

[00:01:19] 白小红不高兴

[00:01:21] 哎

[00:01:22] 我说夫君啊

[00:01:23] 那是男子汉大丈夫

[00:01:25] 生在三光之下

[00:01:27] 应该养家糊口

[00:01:29] 你没有本事

[00:01:30] 将来怎么办呢

[00:01:32] 哎

[00:01:33] 有啥本事啊

[00:01:34] 我这不挺好吗你看家人们不缺吃不缺穿

[00:01:39] 老家伙伺候你前边儿有家人收拾

[00:01:43] 厨房有大师傅

[00:01:44] 也不由你洗涮做饭

[00:01:48] 过一年二年

[00:01:49] 给我生个大胖小子

[00:01:52] 咱们好好过日子

[00:01:54] U

[00:01:55] 你真没出息

[00:01:58] 男子汉大丈夫应该养活家里老小啊

[00:02:03] 你又不努力

[00:02:04] 那将来怎么办呢

[00:02:06] 努力什么呢

[00:02:07] 练功啊

[00:02:09] 学会文武艺

[00:02:10] 货卖帝王家

[00:02:12] 帝王不要卖给十佳

[00:02:15] 甭管怎么地

[00:02:16] 有武艺在身

[00:02:18] 是自己的

[00:02:19] 嘿嘿

[00:02:21] 要我说呀

[00:02:22] 你呀

[00:02:24] 胡说

[00:02:25] 我爹本事大

[00:02:26] 怎么样战死沙场不得善终

[00:02:31] 我娘疼死我大爷五公克大刀盖河北

[00:02:39] 他不就这么过的吗

[00:02:40] A 又怎么啦

[00:02:43] 我没多大本事

[00:02:45] 可是我也不含糊

[00:02:47] 也弄个外号神叨

[00:02:50] 小太薄

[00:02:51] 你嫁给我

[00:02:53] 我也不算那的

[00:02:55] 都是不好的

[00:02:57] 哎

[00:02:58] 你这人怎么怎么说都不听呢

[00:03:01] 行行行

[00:03:02] 你爱员工理念

[00:03:03] 我不领

[00:03:04] 这个杨国良啊

[00:03:05] 劲大

[00:03:08] 白晓红呢

[00:03:09] 好说好笑

[00:03:11] 好动

[00:03:12] 俩性格不一样

[00:03:15] 这个女人太要强了

[00:03:18] 你不练功

[00:03:19] 我练功

[00:03:20] 姑娘所有不满意之处

[00:03:23] 可是又说不出别的

[00:03:25] 因为他父亲和羊胎关系特别好

[00:03:29] 俩人呢

[00:03:30] 像亲哥俩一样坑爹

[00:03:33] 白酒长

[00:03:34] 经常跟小吴说

[00:03:35] 女儿啊

[00:03:37] 该知足啦

[00:03:38] 找这么人家这年头不容易

[00:03:41] 你丈夫多老实啊

[00:03:43] 像这样的家孩子

[00:03:45] 吃喝嫖赌耍去

[00:03:49] 你不也得看着吗

[00:03:51] 他哪也不去就手里在家都扔不好

[00:03:54] 有电

[00:03:56] 当初我抛头露面打把式卖艺

[00:04:00] 为什么呢

[00:04:00] 我是想找个好点a

[00:04:03] 这这还有个毛啊

[00:04:06] 孩子知足常乐

[00:04:09] 咱们从干什么嘀

[00:04:11] 不就是打把式卖艺出身

[00:04:13] 骂你会那俩下子有什么用

[00:04:16] 国家又不用你给算算啦

[00:04:19] 白小红生气

[00:04:21] 后来啊

[00:04:22] 干脆你睡觉

[00:04:23] 我练功给你看看

[00:04:26] 他天天早晨起来

[00:04:27] 到城北小河旁的树林na 练功

[00:04:34] 练拳脚

[00:04:35] 练刀法

[00:04:36] 一晃俩月俩月

[00:04:39] 这杨国良一回都没陪

[00:04:43] 练完功

[00:04:44] 天也亮了

[00:04:45] 回屋一看

[00:04:46] 好吗还在睡觉呢

[00:04:47] 白晓红也就不理他了

[00:04:51] 杨国梁呢

[00:04:52] 也不理他

[00:04:53] 这一点

[00:04:55] 白小红练王全出了一身汗

[00:04:58] 披上斗篷刚要走

[00:05:01] 就听不原地吗

[00:05:05] U 白小红到近前一看

[00:05:09] 哟

[00:05:10] 那块儿有练功练剑

[00:05:13] 他好奇

[00:05:14] 往这一站看了一会儿

[00:05:17] 只见这人裂了一趟

[00:05:20] 阴阳颠倒

[00:05:21] 八卦剑练完之后一摆手

[00:05:25] 啪一下

[00:05:27] 这么粗的小树树帽子一下子就削断了白小红

[00:05:34] 下意识的喊一声

[00:05:36] 好

[00:05:37] 反正下一个赶紧收进

[00:05:41] 是不是一扭头

[00:05:43] 天光放亮

[00:05:45] 进入朝霞

[00:05:46] 眼前站着个女的

[00:05:48] 小巧玲珑

[00:05:49] 穿一身红衣服

[00:05:52] You

[00:05:53] 这个男的立刻啊

[00:05:55] 心怦怦直飙凑了呃

[00:05:59] 小姐

[00:06:01] 见笑了都

[00:06:03] 白小红

[00:06:04] 不好意思了啊

[00:06:06] 这位英雄

[00:06:07] 刚才我十口啦

[00:06:10] A 答复你练功

[00:06:11] 不不不

[00:06:13] 小姐爱这样

[00:06:15] 你也是恋家啊

[00:06:17] 我跟我父亲也学个三招五式的小姐

[00:06:22] 能不能练一趟也教小生

[00:06:27] 哎哎眼呐u

[00:06:29] 我这花拳绣腿拿不出手a

[00:06:33] 不要客套

[00:06:34] 既然这样

[00:06:36] 那好

[00:06:37] 我练趟拳

[00:06:39] 这姑娘往旁一闪身

[00:06:41] 啪啪打一趟拳

[00:06:44] 收住招呼

[00:06:45] 往这儿一站

[00:06:46] 面不改色气不长出

[00:06:49] 在开始建之人拍手叫好

[00:06:53] 哎呀

[00:06:54] 你这趟梅花拳练的可太好了

[00:06:58] U 姑娘了

[00:07:00] 现在吧

[00:07:01] 我练了这么多日子

[00:07:03] 我丈夫也没说一句

[00:07:04] 好人家始祖公子

[00:07:08] 那么你能不能练个三招五式的好不

[00:07:13] 你不嫌弃不累的

[00:07:15] 叮当叮当

[00:07:15] 叮当

[00:07:16] 练了一趟

[00:07:18] 大洪拳

[00:07:21] 白小红一看

[00:07:22] 哎呀

[00:07:23] 还好比我高

[00:07:25] 请问

[00:07:26] 公子贵姓啊

[00:07:28] 犯下福兴

[00:07:30] 西门小姐你贵姓啊

[00:07:33] 啊

[00:07:33] 我是有夫之妇

[00:07:35] 我叫白小红哦

[00:07:39] 白小红

[00:07:42] 好名字

[00:07:43] 你每天都在这练功吗

[00:07:46] 嗯

[00:07:47] 我每天都来

[00:07:48] 那好

[00:07:49] 咱们明日再会

[00:07:52] a

[00:07:53] 好

[00:07:54] 白小红恋恋不舍的走了

[00:07:58] 第二天早晨

[00:07:59] 比昨天起的还早早早到这儿一看姓西门

[00:08:03] 这个人在

[00:08:05] 俩人这回熟了啊

[00:08:07] 一个是当一个事件

[00:08:09] 叮当叮当认一认

[00:08:11] 然后姓西门等还指点白小红

[00:08:16] 天长日久啊

[00:08:17] 两人勾搭成奸成了露水夫妻

[00:08:23] 这白小红

[00:08:24] 这新的就扑到了姓西门的身上

[00:08:29] 回家就是应付回家睡觉

[00:08:32] 早晨起来挺精神

[00:08:33] 练完功回来就睡

[00:08:35] 就这样凉

[00:08:36] 薄凉

[00:08:36] 一点儿不漏

[00:08:38] 要过俩月呀

[00:08:41] 这一天

[00:08:42] 姓西门的问小红

[00:08:45] 前辈

[00:08:47] 哥哥

[00:08:48] 你在家啊

[00:08:50] 日子过得怎么样

[00:08:51] 顺心不

[00:08:52] A

[00:08:53] 挺好了

[00:08:54] 我父亲和我的公爹他们像亲兄弟一样

[00:08:59] 那你和你丈夫呢

[00:09:01] 哎

[00:09:02] 我们过得也很好

[00:09:04] 我不信

[00:09:06] 如果好

[00:09:08] 你说这么多天

[00:09:10] 他怎么一回都不送你到这练功

[00:09:14] 你来的挺早

[00:09:15] 天又黑一个女孩家

[00:09:18] 他放心哈

[00:09:20] 他

[00:09:21] 他叫大他睡觉呢

[00:09:24] 再者说了

[00:09:25] 你和我已经交往了这么长时间

[00:09:29] 一点都不到

[00:09:30] 说明他对你不关心

[00:09:34] 心里头没有你

[00:09:35] 眼镜没有你

[00:09:37] 你说你跟他过什么劲儿啊

[00:09:41] UA 话可不能那么说a

[00:09:44] 我在这一切都好

[00:09:46] 在家说了算

[00:09:47] 嘿嘿

[00:09:49] 小红妹妹

[00:09:51] 我说话你别不爱听

[00:09:53] 你家里事儿我知道

[00:09:55] 不就是大刀盖和北阳台的侄子杨国良吗

[00:10:00] 任嘛

[00:10:01] 不是你嫁给他是一朵鲜花插到狗屎堆上了

[00:10:07] 嗨

[00:10:07] 别说了

[00:10:09] 如果你要乐意

[00:10:11] 我领你远走高飞

[00:10:14] 你说我们两个

[00:10:17] 要是纵横天下

[00:10:19] 将来谁惹得起呀这

[00:10:23] 嗯

[00:10:24] 不行不行

[00:10:26] 我的父亲在这儿有安身之处

[00:10:29] 很不容易

[00:10:30] 我这个丈夫虽然没有本事

[00:10:33] 还是挺实诚的人

[00:10:35] 再搞也不容易

[00:10:37] 我和你只能成露水夫妻

[00:10:40] 不能结成结发夫妻

[00:10:45] 嘿嘿

[00:10:45] 露水夫妻不长啊

[00:10:48] 嗨

[00:10:48] 那你别走啊

[00:10:50] 我在朋友家呢

[00:10:51] 住了好几个月了

[00:10:53] 我该走了

[00:10:54] 这怎么办

[00:10:56] 你等我想一想

[00:10:58] 就这样

[00:10:59] 俩人分手

[00:11:01] 没出三天

[00:11:03] 这天半夜

[00:11:05] 突然就在老杨家的门口

[00:11:09] 来了40 多人

[00:11:11] 这种人全是穿青挂皂

[00:11:13] 青纱罩

[00:11:15] 面首轻

[00:11:16] 兵器苍

[00:11:17] 跳到院内见人就杀

[00:11:20] 见人就谈

[00:11:21] 屋里都听见了

[00:11:23] 呼噜都出来了

[00:11:24] 杨看白酒

[00:11:26] 长一看来人了

[00:11:28] 各拿兵器什么

[00:11:30] 这伙人不也叮当叮当

[00:11:32] 拿这一块儿

[00:11:33] 杨太白酒

[00:11:34] 长白小胡的功夫都不错

[00:11:38] 都能一个

[00:11:39] 对付个、三个四个

[00:11:41] 唯独杨国良不行

[00:11:44] 这口刀啊

[00:11:45] 可就不好使啦

[00:11:48] 开始白晓红和咱俩一块儿打

[00:11:50] 打着打着夸风雨哇

[00:11:53] 有人骂杨国良为首

[00:11:56] 杨国良害怕

[00:11:58] 伯父快来救我

[00:12:00] 杨凯

[00:12:02] 手中大砍刀正在交手

[00:12:06] 听见侄子喊他

[00:12:07] 急坏了

[00:12:09] 他拿侄子当心肝当应

[00:12:12] 顾不得自己危险呐

[00:12:14] 唰唰几刀

[00:12:16] 风就奔杨国良着去往里一杀后

[00:12:21] 边儿铺被人扎了一枪

[00:12:24] 老头受伤没在乎

[00:12:26] 一回生这块又挨了一刀

[00:12:29] 好不容易来个礼拜

[00:12:30] 一伸手抓住

[00:12:31] 杨国良还敢跟我走这一带

[00:12:36] 旁边有人呢

[00:12:37] 呜呜一棍

[00:12:39] 杨国良子头上打来

[00:12:43] 可把阳台吓坏

[00:12:45] 要把我的侄子要给打死了

[00:12:48] 我们老杨家挖苗断头

[00:12:51] 这可怎么办呢

[00:12:52] 吉利

[00:12:52] 他一推杨过量度

[00:12:55] 胳膊一疼high

[00:12:57] 咖喱抢胳膊折

[00:13:00] 老头儿真坚强啊

[00:13:02] 胳膊折了也没脑子

[00:13:05] 孩子啊

[00:13:06] 快跑

[00:13:07] 我在这儿养护你

[00:13:09] 白酒长不过硬

[00:13:12] 老头拼命的过来

[00:13:14] 姑爷快起来

[00:13:15] 我帮你忙

[00:13:17] 就这白酒长夹

[00:13:19] 开导两个

[00:13:21] 把这两个贼人砍倒房本儿呼晌资助卡一刀

[00:13:28] 就在这块儿的老头来了

[00:13:29] 下的太重了

[00:13:31] 灾疾灾晃喊了一声小红

[00:13:36] 白小红听见抽头一看

[00:13:39] 啊

[00:13:40] 爹刚想过去

[00:13:42] 就这么功夫

[00:13:44] 航班过来

[00:13:44] 一个人来到且敬业抓的胳膊

[00:13:49] 嘎啦一年半的刀一耕

[00:13:51] 然后把它往腋下一夹

[00:13:56] 挨着墙根儿抖身上

[00:13:57] 强翻墙走了

[00:14:00] 这一切白酒长看得清清楚楚啊

[00:14:04] 小胡小胡不通

[00:14:07] 躺在这儿就这么功夫

[00:14:09] 有两个贼人要把白酒

[00:14:11] 长沙那边要杀阳台

[00:14:14] 突然外边花凉凉凉凉马褂

[00:14:17] 罗琳有人高喊

[00:14:19] 冠军来啦

[00:14:21] 快点跑

[00:14:23] 风紧扯呼

[00:14:25] 在这

[00:14:25] 我这个字特别噌噌蹿房越脊扒

[00:14:29] 我有着跳墙四散逃奔

[00:14:32] 一会儿

[00:14:33] 官兵到了门前

[00:14:34] 把门撞开到这一杆

[00:14:37] 哎呀

[00:14:38] 太惨了

[00:14:39] 地下

[00:14:41] 死了好几个人

[00:14:43] 白酒长昏迷不醒

[00:14:46] 杨太已经绝气身亡

[00:14:49] 杨伯良代两处轻伤坐在了地上

[00:14:54] 是二木发指

[00:14:57] 哎哟

[00:14:57] 杨少年这是怎么了

[00:15:00] 不知道

[00:15:01] 家里

[00:15:02] 遭贼啊

[00:15:04] 哎哟

[00:15:05] 谁

[00:15:07] 当地的牙医到这儿把尸体给抬到一边

[00:15:11] 验伤

[00:15:12] 登记造册

[00:15:15] 夺占

[00:15:15] 抓到凶手

[00:15:16] 好结案

[00:15:18] 邻居过来帮忙

[00:15:20] 把白酒长扶起来

[00:15:22] 给老人上点儿金疮散

[00:15:26] 喝点水

[00:15:27] 老人睁开眼睛

[00:15:31] 姑娘啊

[00:15:32] 姑娘啊

[00:15:34] 你媳妇儿我女儿被人掳走

[00:15:39] 你要能念仔

[00:15:41] 你们夫妻一场

[00:15:43] 无论如何费尽千辛万苦要把我的女儿找回来呀

[00:15:52] 乐谱

[00:15:53] 我记住了

[00:15:55] 我也舍不了他呀

[00:15:57] 在白酒长绝气身亡

[00:16:01] 临死眼睛睁多大呀

[00:16:04] 是死不瞑目

[00:16:06] 杨国梁

[00:16:08] 给咱妈和八个眼皮

[00:16:10] 然后告诉你几块准备光谷吃啊

[00:16:15] 除了羊胎白酒

[00:16:16] 长死了呀

[00:16:18] 黄婆子

[00:16:19] 大师傅家人都为杀好几口棺材在院里停着

[00:16:25] 把血迹打扫干净

[00:16:28] 这个家怎么呆

[00:16:29] 我得找我妻子去

[00:16:31] 对得起我得死去的岳父里边

[00:16:35] 白小红啊

[00:16:36] 心里头没有杨国良

[00:16:38] 杨国良的心像一团火一样

[00:16:42] 妻子没了

[00:16:43] 他像丢魂似的

[00:16:46] 闭眼睛呢

[00:16:48] 是俏西施冲他笑

[00:16:50] 睁眼睛

[00:16:51] 俏西施冲他咧嘴

[00:16:54] 说什么也得把他找回来

[00:16:57] 减重结束

[00:16:59] 把这尸体陈列家里事儿处理完了

[00:17:02] 把房子地图典当出去

[00:17:06] 换成银票

[00:17:07] 戴在身上不缺钱

[00:17:10] 背上大刀

[00:17:11] 换洗的衣服

[00:17:13] 她离开了沧州

[00:17:15] 大马雪找他的妻子白小红找仇人报仇雪恨上场

[00:17:23] 不道愁人谁白

[00:17:24] 小红被谁夺走了不知道

[00:17:27] 就这样的散幽魂又走了两三个月

[00:17:32] 白天到处转悠

[00:17:35] 吃饭的时候就喝酒

[00:17:37] 喝的迷迷糊糊的

[00:17:38] 倒下就睡

[00:17:39] 睡醒了接着喝

[00:17:41] 这天还来了个阵子

[00:17:43] 旁边有一个酒馆人和车

[00:17:48] 杨国良进来往这儿一坐

[00:17:50] 伙计

[00:17:51] 来四个菜

[00:17:52] 似乎酒一盘馒头

[00:17:54] 他来个自斟自饮

[00:17:56] 借酒浇愁

[00:17:57] 就这么功夫儿

[00:17:59] 门口出现个胖大和尚

[00:18:01] 这和尚满脸是油腻

[00:18:04] 身上特别脏

[00:18:06] 腆着肚子往门口一站弥陀佛

[00:18:10] 各位施主

[00:18:12] 我三天没吃饭了

[00:18:14] 哪位能供我一顿饱饭呢

[00:18:17] A

[00:18:18] 梁博良心想

[00:18:19] 出家人不容易

[00:18:20] 大声来来

[00:18:21] 全都行

[00:18:22] 作我攻你

[00:18:23] 你做去吧

[00:18:24] 谢谢

[00:18:25] 都往这儿一坐

[00:18:26] 要了四个菜

[00:18:27] 嘿嘿

[00:18:28] 小伙子

[00:18:30] 我哥

[00:18:31] 我得上等酒席一桌

[00:18:33] 不过这一桌酒席我可不白扯

[00:18:37] 你要是给我一桌酒席

[00:18:40] 我帮你找媳妇

[00:18:43] 哎哟

[00:18:43] 就这句话

[00:18:45] 杨国梁酒劲儿撞过去了

[00:18:49] 马上来了

[00:18:50] 精神头儿

[00:18:52] 大师傅

[00:18:53] 你怎么知道

[00:18:55] 我在找媳妇

[00:18:56] 嗨

[00:18:58] 我不想念

[00:18:59] 我看死了

[00:19:00] 你知道我的妻子在哪吗

[00:19:03] 知道吗

[00:19:04] 哎呀

[00:19:05] 大师傅

[00:19:07] 你告诉我他在哪里

[00:19:09] 我找他去别家

[00:19:13] 我还没吃饭呢

[00:19:15] 我得吃饱肚子再告诉你行行

[00:19:20] 大师傅

[00:19:21] 你吃荤的吗

[00:19:23] 酒肉穿肠过

[00:19:25] 我佛在其中

[00:19:28] 贫僧是不计

[00:19:31] 口令a

[00:19:32] 好好来准备上等酒气猪

[00:19:38] 十两银子一般人买不起

[00:19:41] 哎

[00:19:42] 猴子耶

[00:19:43] 这桌太小了

[00:19:44] 你得换个型

[00:19:46] 换个大八仙桌儿

[00:19:49] 一会儿的功夫喝上个价值山拍珞盆网络管满满登登

[00:19:57] 师傅

[00:19:57] 你喝酒吗

[00:19:59] 呃

[00:20:00] 来两盘

[00:20:01] 还好两盘

[00:20:04] 把九给他放好了

[00:20:06] Peng 打掉了

[00:20:08] 封皮儿有人给准备酒杯啊

[00:20:11] 不用不用不用不用

[00:20:13] 俊

[00:20:14] 给我准备一个小盆

[00:20:17] 这么大的小瓷盆

[00:20:20] 你干嘛用盆呢

[00:20:21] 海拿来拿a 把盆给它放着

[00:20:25] 这个和尚挺规矩

[00:20:27] 往这儿一坐呀

[00:20:29] 那动筷子

[00:20:31] 大师傅

[00:20:32] 你吃啊

[00:20:34] 嘿嘿

[00:20:34] 我得先问问你吃不吃

[00:20:37] 我我不吃a

[00:20:39] 你不吃我才吃

[00:20:41] 呵呵

[00:20:42] 我太脏了

[00:20:43] 我怕你嫌我

[00:20:44] 我蹦你吃

[00:20:46] 你吃我看着

[00:20:47] 我吃饱了a 宝嘞

[00:20:50] 你学着点

[00:20:51] 你要为我这么吃饭呢

[00:20:54] 不但不得病

[00:20:56] 还不能够出现横事啊

[00:21:01] 他俩往这儿一坐呀

[00:21:03] 楼里所有吃饭的都不吃了

[00:21:08] 都在看热闹

[00:21:09] 切的话

[00:21:10] 这和尚有意思啊

[00:21:12] 有的

[00:21:13] 大门口儿

[00:21:14] 往里边看谁

[00:21:15] 接着

[00:21:15] 和尚把这一盘子菜滑到小盆里滑

[00:21:20] 滑倒了五六盆

[00:21:22] 然后啊

[00:21:23] 用筷子活了

[00:21:25] 活了去不去

[00:21:26] 拿个大勺子来

[00:21:29] 大勺子炒菜

[00:21:31] 这么大的勺

[00:21:32] 这么长的吧

[00:21:33] 再看和尚多起着盆用勺子往嘴里崴

[00:21:39] 这盘吃完了

[00:21:40] 滚到半夏锦

[00:21:42] 又把几盘菜挖到的起呼噜

[00:21:48] 简直是往肚里倒

[00:21:50] 眨眼之间

[00:21:52] 这一桌酒席要说都吃光了

[00:21:56] 叔叔的有点悬

[00:21:59] 反正是没剩多少

[00:22:02] 杨国梁都傻了

[00:22:05] 嘴说

[00:22:06] 心里琢磨

[00:22:07] 人家都说唐朝薛礼日食斗米斗面队比那薛礼吃的还多呢

[00:22:16] 这东西放哪去了呢

[00:22:18] 那肚子怎么越吃没看骨头扰呢

[00:22:22] 仔细看

[00:22:23] 这和尚二毛子烁烁发光

[00:22:27] 是世外高人

[00:22:29] 直接吃完了

[00:22:31] 往身上一蹭

[00:22:33] 嘴巴头子一码长

[00:22:36] 嗯

[00:22:37] 又挺三天

[00:22:39] 三天后我再找个大脑袋吃了一顿儿

[00:22:43] 走着

[00:22:46] 师傅

[00:22:48] 您就这么走了

[00:22:50] 啊

[00:22:51] 我这么早啊

[00:22:53] 还叫我交钱吗

[00:22:55] 哎

[00:22:55] 师傅

[00:22:56] 您不说给我找媳妇儿吗

[00:22:59] 啊哈

[00:23:01] 和尚给你当媒婆不是那个意思

[00:23:05] 你不说我在找妻子

[00:23:07] 你帮着吗

[00:23:10] 跟你开玩笑

[00:23:10] 哈哈哈

[00:23:11] 三爸爸

[00:23:13] 不排斥给你想念

[00:23:16] 你啊做好了做好了

[00:23:20] 嗯

[00:23:21] 你赤县春梅

[00:23:24] 欲知

[00:23:26] 后事如何

[00:23:27] 请听下弓