《Twas the Night After Christmas》歌词

[00:00:00] Twas the Night After Christmas - The Hit Crew (热歌组合)

[00:00:02] Twas the night after Christmas and all through the trailer

[00:00:06] The beer had gone flat and the pizza was staler

[00:00:10] The tube socks empty hung no candies or toys

[00:00:13] I was camped out on my old La-Z-Boy

[00:00:17] The kids they weren't talking to me or my wife

[00:00:20] The worst Christmas they said they had had in their lives

[00:00:24] My wife couldn't argue and neither could I

[00:00:27] So I watched TV and my wife she just cried

[00:00:31] When out in the yard the dog started barkin'

[00:00:34] I stood up and looked and saw Sheriff Larkin

[00:00:38] Yelled He "Roy I amd sworn to uphold the laws

[00:00:41] And I got a complaint from a feller named Clause "

[00:00:45] "Clause I don't know nobody named Clause

[00:00:47] And you ain't takin me in without probable cause "

[00:00:50] Then the Sheriff he said "The man was shot at last night "

[00:00:54] I said "That might've been me just what's he look like

[00:00:58] "Well he's a jolly old feller

[00:01:00] With a big beer gut belly

[00:01:02] That shakes when he laughs like a bowl full of jelly

[00:01:05] He sports a long beard and a nose like a cherry "

[00:01:08] I said "That sounds like my wife's sister Sherri "

[00:01:12] "It's no time for jokes Roy " the Sheriff he said

[00:01:15] "The man I'm describing is dressed all in red

[00:01:19] I'm here for the truth now it's time to come clean

[00:01:22] Tell me what you done and tell me what you seen "

[00:01:25] Well I started to lie I then thought what the hell

[00:01:29] It wouldn't be the first time I spent New Years in jail

[00:01:33] I said "Sheriff it happened last night about ten

[00:01:36] I thought that my wife had been drinking again "

[00:01:38] When she walked in from works she was white as a ghost

[00:01:42] I thought maybe she'd seen one of them UFO's

[00:01:45] She that said But a bunch of deer had just flown over her head

[00:01:49] And stopped on the roof of our good neighbor Red

[00:01:52] Well I ran outside to look and the sight made me shutter

[00:01:55] A freezer full of venison standing right on Red's gutter

[00:01:59] Well my hands were a shaking as I grabbed my gun

[00:02:02] When outta Red's chimney this feller did run

[00:02:05] And slung on his back was this bag overflowin'

[00:02:08] I thought he'd stolen Red's stuff while old Red was out bowlin'

[00:02:12] So I yelled "Drop it fat boy hands in the air "

[00:02:15] But he went about his business like he a hadn't care

[00:02:19] So I popped off a warning shot over his head

[00:02:22] Well he dropped that bag and he jumped in that sled

[00:02:25] And as he flew off i heard him extort

[00:02:27] "Thats assault with intent Roy I'll see you in court "

[00:02:34] Sheriff Ill tell you this if you put a subnet

[00:02:36] On me I won't show up

[00:02:38] I'm gonna show up

[00:02:39] Ill hold up in the cellar

[00:02:40] You'll never rout me outta there

[00:02:42] So our will safe if get out of this

[00:02:45] Look we know each other a long time

[00:02:48] You just turn the car off come

[00:02:49] In we'll watch wrestling eat some

[00:02:51] Easter bunny stew and talk about howta catch that tooth fairy