《姐,别打脸啊!》歌词

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[00:00:03] 嗯
[00:00:03] 哦
[00:00:05] 啊
[00:00:10] 洪哥的花
[00:00:13] 哦
[00:00:22] 那今天的话呢
[00:00:23] 首先啊
[00:00:23] 给大家说一个这个悲伤的故事吧
[00:00:26] 有一个人呢
[00:00:27] 到饭店吃饭
[00:00:28] 付完钱之后呢
[00:00:28] 饭久久都没有上来
[00:00:30] 啊啊
[00:00:31] 他呢
[00:00:31] 实在是饿得不行勒
[00:00:32] 就站起来往外走
[00:00:33] 服务员看到之后呢
[00:00:34] 就问
[00:00:34] 啊先生
[00:00:35] 你怎么还没吃就要走啊啊
[00:00:37] 之后呢
[00:00:38] 就说到等我去别的店吃饱了再过来等吧
[00:00:43] 忽然想起爸爸说的话
[00:00:48] 没有看到
[00:00:50] 这昨天吧
[00:00:51] 在被窝里呢
[00:00:51] 放了个屁啊
[00:00:52] 当时呢
[00:00:52] 小外甥在我家啊
[00:00:54] 小外甥啊
[00:00:55] 听到之后呢
[00:00:55] 就过来问
[00:00:56] 哦
[00:00:56] 什么声音啊
[00:00:57] 我说被窝里藏了一只会说话的青蛙啊
[00:01:00] 他不信啊啊
[00:01:01] 就把头钻进里面去瞧了一瞧
[00:01:04] 结果因为这个
[00:01:05] 嗯
[00:01:05] 太臭了嘛
[00:01:06] 他就说舅舅
[00:01:07] 蛤蟆在里边放了个屁
[00:01:09] 好臭啊
[00:01:10] 然后就哭着找妈妈去了
[00:01:11] 不不不
[00:01:13] 姐
[00:01:13] 别别打脸啊
[00:01:14] 闹着玩儿闹着玩儿的环境
[00:01:19] 看书没有时间
[00:01:23] 相守永松
[00:01:25] 孙悦有个朋友呢
[00:01:28] 跟我说哈
[00:01:29] 他说小的时候呢
[00:01:30] 我爸经常说
[00:01:31] 小孩子不听话
[00:01:32] 打一顿就好了
[00:01:34] 每当听到这个时候啊
[00:01:35] 就很害怕
[00:01:36] 现在呢
[00:01:36] 我也有儿子了
[00:01:37] 太闹腾了
[00:01:38] 一点都不听话
[00:01:39] 于是呢
[00:01:39] 我就把他给打了一顿啊
[00:01:41] 跑出去不一会儿
[00:01:42] 他搬来了
[00:01:43] 老爷子啊
[00:01:44] 结果老爷子把我揍了一顿
[00:01:45] 顺便也教育了我一番
[00:01:47] 我就想说一句
[00:01:48] 这规矩咋到我这儿就不一样了呢
[00:01:56] 啊啊啊
[00:01:58] 当时我就告诉
[00:02:03] 我以前在读高中的时候吧
[00:02:05] 我们学校呢
[00:02:05] 有一个新来的这个同学啊
[00:02:07] 很老成啊
[00:02:08] 老成到什么程度呢
[00:02:10] 啊
[00:02:10] 高中我们当时啊
[00:02:11] 这个还没有发校服嘛
[00:02:13] 哈
[00:02:13] 这哥们呢
[00:02:13] 就叼着烟在学校里边儿走了一圈儿
[00:02:15] 竟然没被抓啊
[00:02:18] 然后最后到厕所
[00:02:19] 40 多岁的年纪
[00:02:20] 主任喊了他一声大哥
[00:02:22] 还跟他借了个火
[00:02:23] 然后一起抽了一根烟
[00:02:27] 今天突然涨了一点钱
[00:02:31] 突然好多人都和我有缘
[00:02:37] 那有一天吧
[00:02:37] 我在逛超市啊
[00:02:38] 当时买了一堆东西
[00:02:40] 准备买单
[00:02:40] 排队的人特别多啊
[00:02:42] 终于到我了
[00:02:43] 最后算完了之后呢
[00:02:44] 还差个十几20 块就凑了一个整数吗
[00:02:46] 这个时候呢
[00:02:47] 我旁边有
[00:02:48] 哦不
[00:02:48] 后面那个妹子从我的旁边拿了一个TT 塞过来
[00:02:51] 说了一句
[00:02:52] 诺
[00:02:53] 给你凑整不是
[00:02:56] 其实我觉得凑整也没啥
[00:02:58] 关键是你拿个TT 给我
[00:02:59] 我也用不着啊尴尬
[00:03:02] 莫有时间享受庸俗
[00:03:08] 春眠不觉少
[00:03:11] 处处问题不少
[00:03:13] 我的身边有一位朋友呢
[00:03:16] 私信我哈
[00:03:16] 他说到一哥们儿打开女同学的空间
[00:03:19] 有个相册里边儿写着我的裸照需要密码
[00:03:23] 密码提示呢
[00:03:23] 是叫声妈就给你看他猥琐的打了一个妈字啊
[00:03:27] 居然给打开了
[00:03:28] 打开的那一刹那
[00:03:30] 她泪流满面啊
[00:03:31] 因为里边就放着一个大大的图片
[00:03:33] 那个图片上呢
[00:03:34] 就只有一个字儿
[00:03:35] 乖
[00:03:39] 所以说啊
[00:03:39] 这个人哪
[00:03:40] 还是脚踏实地的工作吧
[00:03:42] 努力赚钱找媳妇儿吧
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