《The Real Slim Shady》歌词

[00:00:00] The Real Slim Shady - The Hit Crew (热歌组合)

[00:00:03] May I have your attention please

[00:00:06] May I have your attention please

[00:00:08] Will the real Slim Shady please stand up

[00:00:12] I repeat will the real Slim

[00:00:14] Shady please stand up

[00:00:17] We're going to have a problem here

[00:00:18] Ya'll act like you never seen

[00:00:19] A white person before

[00:00:20] Jaws all on the floor like Pam like

[00:00:21] Tommy just burst in the door

[00:00:23] Started whoopin her a** worse than before

[00:00:24] They first get divorced throwing

[00:00:25] Her over furniture （scream）

[00:00:27] It's the return of the

[00:00:28] Oh wait no way your kidding he didn't

[00:00:30] Just say what I think he did did he

[00:00:32] And Dr Dre said

[00:00:33] Nothing you idiots Dr Dre's dead

[00:00:35] He's locked in my basement （haha）

[00:00:37] Feminist women love Eminem

[00:00:38] Chicka chicka chicka

[00:00:39] Slim Shady I'm sick of him

[00:00:40] Look at him walking around

[00:00:42] Grabbing his you know what

[00:00:43] Limpin' to you know who yeah

[00:00:45] But hes so cute though

[00:00:45] Yea I probably got a couple of

[00:00:47] Screws up in my head loose

[00:00:48] But no worse than what's going

[00:00:49] On in your parent's bedrooms

[00:00:50] Sometimes I wanna

[00:00:51] Get on TV and just let loose

[00:00:52] But can't but its cool for Tom

[00:00:54] Green to hump a dead moose

[00:00:55] My bum is on your lips

[00:00:56] My bum is on your lips

[00:00:57] And if I'm lucky you might

[00:00:58] Just give it a little kiss

[00:00:59] And that's the message that

[00:01:00] We deliver to little kids

[00:01:01] And expect them not to know

[00:01:02] What a womens clitoris is

[00:01:04] Of course they gonna know

[00:01:05] What intercourse is

[00:01:05] By the time they hit 4th grade

[00:01:07] They got the discovery channel don't they

[00:01:09] We ain't nothing but mammals

[00:01:10] Well some of us cannibals

[00:01:11] Who cut other people

[00:01:12] Open like cantaloupes

[00:01:13] But if we can hump dead

[00:01:14] Animals and antelopes

[00:01:15] Then there's no reason that a man

[00:01:16] And another man can't elope

[00:01:18] But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote

[00:01:20] Women wave your panty hoes

[00:01:21] Sing the chorus and it goes

[00:01:22] I'm Slim Shady

[00:01:23] Yes I'm the real Shady

[00:01:24] All you other Slim

[00:01:25] Shadys are just imitating

[00:01:26] So won't the real Slim Shady

[00:01:28] Please stand up Please

[00:01:29] Stand up Please stand up

[00:01:31] Becuase I'm Slim Shady

[00:01:33] Yes I'm the real Shady

[00:01:34] All you other Slim

[00:01:34] Shadys are just imitating

[00:01:35] So won't the real Slim shady

[00:01:37] Please stand up Please stand up

[00:01:39] Please stand up

[00:01:41] Will Smith don't gotta cuss in

[00:01:42] His raps to sell records

[00:01:43] Well I do so f**k him and f**k you too

[00:01:45] You think I give a damm about a Grammy

[00:01:47] Half of you critics can't even

[00:01:48] Stomach me let alone stand me

[00:01:50] But Slim what if u win wouldn't it be weird

[00:01:52] Why So you guys can

[00:01:53] Just lie to get me here

[00:01:54] So you can sit me here

[00:01:55] Next to Britney Spears

[00:01:56] Sh*t Christina Aguilera better

[00:01:58] Switch me chairs

[00:01:59] So I can sit next to Carson

[00:02:00] Daly and Fred Durst

[00:02:01] And hear 'em argue over

[00:02:02] Who she gave head to first

[00:02:04] Little b**ch put me on blast on MTV

[00:02:06] Yeah he's cute but I think

[00:02:07] He's married to Kim hehe

[00:02:08] I should download her audio on mp3

[00:02:10] And show the whole

[00:02:11] World how you gave Eminem V D （scream）

[00:02:13] I'm sick of you little girl

[00:02:14] And boy groups all you do is annoy me

[00:02:16] So I've been sent here to destroy you

[00:02:17] And theres a million of us just like me

[00:02:19] Who cuss like me

[00:02:20] Who just don't give a f**k like me

[00:02:22] Who dress like me

[00:02:23] Walk talk and act like me

[00:02:24] It just might be the next best thing

[00:02:26] But not quite me

[00:02:26] I'm Slim Shady

[00:02:27] Yes I'm the real Shady

[00:02:29] All you other Slim

[00:02:30] Shadys are just imitating

[00:02:31] So won't the real Slim Shady

[00:02:32] Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up

[00:02:36] Becuase I'm Slim Shady

[00:02:37] Yes I'm the real Shady

[00:02:38] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

[00:02:40] So won't the real Slim shady

[00:02:42] Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up

[00:02:45] I'm like a headtrip to listen to

[00:02:46] Cause I'm only giving you

[00:02:47] Things you joke about with your

[00:02:48] Friends inside your living room

[00:02:49] The only difference is I got the

[00:02:51] Balls to say it in front of ya'll

[00:02:52] And I don't gotta be false or sugar coated at all

[00:02:55] I just get on the mic and spit it

[00:02:57] And whether you like to admit it （rip）

[00:02:58] I just sh*t it better than 90%

[00:03:00] Of you rappers out there

[00:03:00] Then you wonder how can kidz eat up

[00:03:02] These albums like valiums

[00:03:04] Its funny cuz at the rate i'm going when I'm 30

[00:03:06] Ill be the only person in the nursing home flirty

[00:03:08] Pinching nurses asses when I'm jackin' off

[00:03:09] With Jergens and I'm jerking

[00:03:11] But this whole bag of viagra isn't working

[00:03:13] And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin'

[00:03:14] He could be workin at

[00:03:15] Burger King spitten on your onion rings

[00:03:17] Or in the parking lot circling

[00:03:19] Screaming I don't give a f**k

[00:03:20] With his windows down and system up

[00:03:22] So will the real Shady please stand up

[00:03:24] And put one of those fingures on each hand up

[00:03:26] And to be proud to be outta

[00:03:27] Your mind and outta control

[00:03:28] And one more time loud

[00:03:29] As you can how does it go

[00:03:31] Cuz I'm Slim Shady

[00:03:32] Yes I'm the real Shady

[00:03:33] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

[00:03:35] So won't the real Slim Shady

[00:03:37] Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up

[00:03:40] Becuase I'm Slim Shady

[00:03:41] Yes I'm the real Shady

[00:03:42] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

[00:03:44] So won't the real Slim shady

[00:03:45] Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up

[00:03:49] I'm Slim Shady

[00:03:50] Yes I'm the real Shady

[00:03:51] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

[00:03:54] So won't the real Slim Shady

[00:03:55] Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up

[00:03:58] Becuase I'm Slim Shady

[00:03:59] Yes I'm the real Shady

[00:04:00] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

[00:04:03] So won't the real Slim shady

[00:04:04] Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up

[00:04:08] Becuase I'm Slim Shady

[00:04:09] Yes I'm the real Shady

[00:04:10] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

[00:04:12] So won't the real Slim shady

[00:04:13] Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up

[00:04:17] Becuase I'm Slim Shady

[00:04:18] Yes I'm the real Shady

[00:04:19] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

[00:04:21] So won't the real Slim shady

[00:04:22] Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up

[00:04:26] Becuase I'm Slim Shady

[00:04:27] Yes I'm the real Shady

[00:04:28] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

[00:04:30] So won't the real Slim shady

[00:04:32] Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up

[00:04:35] Becuase I'm Slim Shady

[00:04:36] Yes I'm the real Shady

[00:04:37] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

[00:04:39] So won't the real Slim shady

[00:04:41] Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up