《The Painless Dentist Song(Album Version)》歌词

[00:00:01] The Painless Dentist Song - Allan Sherman

[00:00:07] Beautiful molars

[00:00:13] Lovely bicuspids

[00:00:20] I'm Dr Prentice

[00:00:21] The painless dentist;

[00:00:23] By that what's meant is

[00:00:24] It really doesn't hurt

[00:00:26] This is Miss Klinger;

[00:00:28] You've met her finger

[00:00:29] So open wide

[00:00:30] And Miss Klinger will squirt

[00:00:37] Well well I say there

[00:00:39] We've got decay there

[00:00:40] Can't let it stay there

[00:00:42] And cause you all that pain

[00:00:44] So please Miss Klinger

[00:00:45] Remove your finger

[00:00:47] And won't you hand me

[00:00:48] Down my Novocaine

[00:00:50] It's far worse

[00:00:54] Than I thought it was;

[00:00:57] My charge is gonna be large

[00:01:03] Don't be unwilling

[00:01:05] It's just a filling

[00:01:06] I'm simply drilling

[00:01:07] To dig a little pit

[00:01:09] Don't fight Miss Klinger

[00:01:11] Or bite her finger

[00:01:13] And now while I change

[00:01:14] The drill you can spit

[00:01:21] I hum while you're bleeding;

[00:01:27] It takes your mind off

[00:01:30] The things I grind off

[00:01:33] Your gums are receding;

[00:01:40] You'll have to come back

[00:01:43] We'll build that gum back

[00:01:46] And now if you will open wide

[00:01:53] Miss Klinger's gonna put her

[00:01:55] Whole darn fist inside

[00:01:59] That's it now it's over

[00:02:05] They'll be a puffiness

[00:02:07] Around your cheeks

[00:02:09] You'll have to eat soft food

[00:02:11] For three more weeks

[00:02:12] And if you'll kindly

[00:02:13] Stop those ghastly shrieks

[00:02:15] I'm through

[00:02:21] Beautiful molars

[00:02:27] Lovely bicuspids

[00:02:31] By Dr Prentice