《Women Lose Weight(feat. Slick Rick)》歌词
[00:00:00] What a surprise
[00:00:01] Open your eyes
[00:00:02] Woman advisor
[00:00:04] The name of this entertainement is
[00:00:06] Women lose weight
[00:00:07] Our first years of mariage everything was just great
[00:00:09] But after two kids
[00:00:10] And a weight gain factor
[00:00:12] The fact is
[00:00:13] Now she's pletely unattractive
[00:00:15] Look fat chicks
[00:00:16] I don't mean to sound rude
[00:00:17] I tell her nice hit the gym
[00:00:18] And don't eat so much food
[00:00:20] But no
[00:00:20] Your shallow
[00:00:21] You need to run the course of unconditionnal love and so forth
[00:00:25] But how if desire's is not there
[00:00:26] That's just a delayment
[00:00:27] Divorce is child support alimony payments
[00:00:30] My happiness i doubt discourage
[00:00:32] So hurry for an easier way out of this marriage
[00:00:35] Meanwhile my secretary june well groomed
[00:00:38] When you gonna leave your wife
[00:00:39] I tell her soon mommy soon i assume
[00:00:41] Or my destiny is blue
[00:00:43] Interestingly
[00:00:44] The only thing left for me to do is to kill her
[00:00:46] What a surpriser
[00:00:47] Open your eyes
[00:00:49] Woman advisor
[00:00:50] I'm gonna have to kill her
[00:00:51] Of course there's lots which imposes divorces
[00:00:54] Send that ass right to the morgue miss
[00:00:56] What a surprise
[00:00:58] Open your eyes
[00:00:59] Woman advisor
[00:01:00] I'm gonna have to kill her
[00:01:02] Cause there's laws which enforces divorces
[00:01:04] Send that ass right to the morgue miss
[00:01:06] My plans against or shanagans
[00:01:07] Kinda ran thin
[00:01:08] Knowin' nothing about poisoning
[00:01:10] And i can't swim
[00:01:11] Bad intentions pumping
[00:01:12] Might as well become numb
[00:01:14] Cut her lungs or the obvious robbery gone wrong
[00:01:16] But the catch is do i have the nerve to dispatch this
[00:01:19] Who can i get to help me murder this fat chick
[00:01:22] I Guess i'll have to play a dude robbin on wednesday
[00:01:25] The day she usually goes food shopping
[00:01:27] Anyway long story short hit the side of her chrysler
[00:01:29] And Sent her clean over the divider
[00:01:32] You bastard she said as the wreck went tumblin down the hill
[00:01:35] I thought she has to be dead
[00:01:37] Later on get a call
[00:01:38] (from a) Lieutenant Morgue
[00:01:39] (had me) leapin like a frog
[00:01:41] We need you at the morgue
[00:01:42] So i selfishly persued
[00:01:45] Boohoo there was nothing else for me to do i had to kill her
[00:01:48] What a surprise
[00:01:48] Open your eyes
[00:01:50] Woman advisor
[00:01:52] Come on ya'll know i had to kill her
[00:01:53] Of course there's lots which imposes divorces
[00:01:56] Send that ass right to the morgue miss
[00:01:58] Kill her
[00:01:59] What a surprise
[00:02:00] Open your eyes
[00:02:01] Woman advisor
[00:02:02] I had to kill her
[00:02:04] 'Cause there's lots which imposes divorces
[00:02:07] Send her ass right to the morgue
[00:02:08] So you mean to tell me officer you don't have no clue who did this hit and run
[00:02:12] No sir we don't have no clues right now
[00:02:13] This is terrible what am i gonna tell the kids
[00:02:16] Pull yourself together sir
[00:02:18] I'm so broken up inside i just can't believe this
[00:02:20] I understand I understand
[00:02:23] Catch the person who did this
[00:02:25] We're gonna try sir
[00:02:26] Please
[00:02:28] Screamin who done took my heart acting shakin up a lot
[00:02:31] At the funeral though everyone was looking at me odd like i did it
[00:02:34] Like i was the reason my mates slain murmuring
[00:02:38] I heard he was displeased with her weight gain
[00:02:39] While my secretary sort of a sexy blonde can't cook
[00:02:42] All she does is order from restaurants
[00:02:44] All of the sex you wants
[00:02:46] I doubt could have dressed clothes not washed
[00:02:47] Proper and house look a mess and
[00:02:49] Talking to detectives that was waitin outside
[00:02:52] How i took a long lunch break day the wife died
[00:02:54] I darn near turned pale
[00:02:56] And because of betrayal they indited me gave
[00:02:58] Me an impossible bail
[00:03:00] Good fortune to anyone admiring the rawtent
[00:03:02] Moral of the story is
[00:03:04] Desire is important
[00:03:05] So watch your weight
[00:03:06] It'll keep you mate smitten it's a given
[00:03:08] Though looking back i realised i didn't have to kill her
[00:03:11] What a surpriser
[00:03:12] Open your eyes
[00:03:13] A Woman advisor
[00:03:14] I didn't have to kill her
[00:03:16] Of course there's lots which imposes divorces
[00:03:19] Send that ass right to the morgue
[00:03:20] I killed her
[00:03:21] What a surpriser
[00:03:22] Open your eyes
[00:03:23] A Woman advisor
[00:03:25] I didn't have to kill her
[00:03:26] Of course there's lots which imposes divorces
[00:03:29] Send that ass right to the morgue
[00:03:30] Well there you have it
[00:03:34] Keep thin trim
[00:03:35] Keep your mariage healthy
[00:03:36] Do you know what i mean
[00:03:37] Small message from morcheeba and slick rick the ruler
[00:03:42] Women Lose Weight - Morcheeba
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