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《Women Lose Weight(feat. Slick Rick)》歌词

所属专辑: Charango 歌手: Morcheeba 时长: 04:17
Women Lose Weight(feat. Slick Rick)

[00:00:00] What a surprise

[00:00:01] Open your eyes

[00:00:02] Woman advisor

[00:00:04] The name of this entertainement is

[00:00:06] Women lose weight

[00:00:07] Our first years of mariage everything was just great

[00:00:09] But after two kids

[00:00:10] And a weight gain factor

[00:00:12] The fact is

[00:00:13] Now she's pletely unattractive

[00:00:15] Look fat chicks

[00:00:16] I don't mean to sound rude

[00:00:17] I tell her nice hit the gym

[00:00:18] And don't eat so much food

[00:00:20] But no

[00:00:20] Your shallow

[00:00:21] You need to run the course of unconditionnal love and so forth

[00:00:25] But how if desire's is not there

[00:00:26] That's just a delayment

[00:00:27] Divorce is child support alimony payments

[00:00:30] My happiness i doubt discourage

[00:00:32] So hurry for an easier way out of this marriage

[00:00:35] Meanwhile my secretary june well groomed

[00:00:38] When you gonna leave your wife

[00:00:39] I tell her soon mommy soon i assume

[00:00:41] Or my destiny is blue

[00:00:43] Interestingly

[00:00:44] The only thing left for me to do is to kill her

[00:00:46] What a surpriser

[00:00:47] Open your eyes

[00:00:49] Woman advisor

[00:00:50] I'm gonna have to kill her

[00:00:51] Of course there's lots which imposes divorces

[00:00:54] Send that ass right to the morgue miss

[00:00:56] What a surprise

[00:00:58] Open your eyes

[00:00:59] Woman advisor

[00:01:00] I'm gonna have to kill her

[00:01:02] Cause there's laws which enforces divorces

[00:01:04] Send that ass right to the morgue miss

[00:01:06] My plans against or shanagans

[00:01:07] Kinda ran thin

[00:01:08] Knowin' nothing about poisoning

[00:01:10] And i can't swim

[00:01:11] Bad intentions pumping

[00:01:12] Might as well become numb

[00:01:14] Cut her lungs or the obvious robbery gone wrong

[00:01:16] But the catch is do i have the nerve to dispatch this

[00:01:19] Who can i get to help me murder this fat chick

[00:01:22] I Guess i'll have to play a dude robbin on wednesday

[00:01:25] The day she usually goes food shopping

[00:01:27] Anyway long story short hit the side of her chrysler

[00:01:29] And Sent her clean over the divider

[00:01:32] You bastard she said as the wreck went tumblin down the hill

[00:01:35] I thought she has to be dead

[00:01:37] Later on get a call

[00:01:38] (from a) Lieutenant Morgue

[00:01:39] (had me) leapin like a frog

[00:01:41] We need you at the morgue

[00:01:42] So i selfishly persued

[00:01:45] Boohoo there was nothing else for me to do i had to kill her

[00:01:48] What a surprise

[00:01:48] Open your eyes

[00:01:50] Woman advisor

[00:01:52] Come on ya'll know i had to kill her

[00:01:53] Of course there's lots which imposes divorces

[00:01:56] Send that ass right to the morgue miss

[00:01:58] Kill her

[00:01:59] What a surprise

[00:02:00] Open your eyes

[00:02:01] Woman advisor

[00:02:02] I had to kill her

[00:02:04] 'Cause there's lots which imposes divorces

[00:02:07] Send her ass right to the morgue

[00:02:08] So you mean to tell me officer you don't have no clue who did this hit and run

[00:02:12] No sir we don't have no clues right now

[00:02:13] This is terrible what am i gonna tell the kids

[00:02:16] Pull yourself together sir

[00:02:18] I'm so broken up inside i just can't believe this

[00:02:20] I understand I understand

[00:02:23] Catch the person who did this

[00:02:25] We're gonna try sir

[00:02:26] Please

[00:02:28] Screamin who done took my heart acting shakin up a lot

[00:02:31] At the funeral though everyone was looking at me odd like i did it

[00:02:34] Like i was the reason my mates slain murmuring

[00:02:38] I heard he was displeased with her weight gain

[00:02:39] While my secretary sort of a sexy blonde can't cook

[00:02:42] All she does is order from restaurants

[00:02:44] All of the sex you wants

[00:02:46] I doubt could have dressed clothes not washed

[00:02:47] Proper and house look a mess and

[00:02:49] Talking to detectives that was waitin outside

[00:02:52] How i took a long lunch break day the wife died

[00:02:54] I darn near turned pale

[00:02:56] And because of betrayal they indited me gave

[00:02:58] Me an impossible bail

[00:03:00] Good fortune to anyone admiring the rawtent

[00:03:02] Moral of the story is

[00:03:04] Desire is important

[00:03:05] So watch your weight

[00:03:06] It'll keep you mate smitten it's a given

[00:03:08] Though looking back i realised i didn't have to kill her

[00:03:11] What a surpriser

[00:03:12] Open your eyes

[00:03:13] A Woman advisor

[00:03:14] I didn't have to kill her

[00:03:16] Of course there's lots which imposes divorces

[00:03:19] Send that ass right to the morgue

[00:03:20] I killed her

[00:03:21] What a surpriser

[00:03:22] Open your eyes

[00:03:23] A Woman advisor

[00:03:25] I didn't have to kill her

[00:03:26] Of course there's lots which imposes divorces

[00:03:29] Send that ass right to the morgue

[00:03:30] Well there you have it

[00:03:34] Keep thin trim

[00:03:35] Keep your mariage healthy

[00:03:36] Do you know what i mean

[00:03:37] Small message from morcheeba and slick rick the ruler

[00:03:42] Women Lose Weight - Morcheeba