《这大概是我最尴尬的时刻了》歌词
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[00:00:00] 嗯
[00:00:01] 嗯
[00:00:09] 啊
[00:00:11] 嗯
[00:00:14] 这小颖呢
[00:00:15] 今天早上啊起床呢
[00:00:16] 起晚了就随意套了一条裙子就出门了
[00:00:20] 上了地铁之后呢
[00:00:21] 身旁呢一个帅哥就小心地提醒他说
[00:00:24] 美女你裙子穿反了
[00:00:28] 小颖呢
[00:00:28] 淡定的假装没有听到
[00:00:31] 哇
[00:00:31] 过了几分钟之后呢
[00:00:32] 帅哥又没有忍住啊
[00:00:33] 又提醒小颖说
[00:00:35] 我说你裙子穿反啦
[00:00:38] 小颖呢
[00:00:39] 轻微的点点头
[00:00:41] 依然呢
[00:00:41] 很淡定
[00:00:42] 帅哥啊
[00:00:43] 还是不死心
[00:00:44] 依然看着小颖
[00:00:45] 小颖心头说
[00:00:46] 尼玛
[00:00:47] 求你不要一直盯着我看了
[00:00:49] 我能怎么办
[00:00:50] 难道在车上脱了重穿吗
[00:00:54] 算离开的号算了吧
[00:00:59] 你没那么重要
[00:01:01] 你还没完
[00:01:05] 这昨天晚上呢
[00:01:07] 和几个好朋友聚完餐之后呢
[00:01:09] 出来之后看到有一个人趴在池塘边上拿一个吸管再吸
[00:01:14] 池塘里的水啊
[00:01:15] 它边上呢还占着
[00:01:17] 他的女朋友抱着双手冷眼的看着他
[00:01:20] 我呢
[00:01:20] 就好奇地走过去问我说
[00:01:23] 这是干嘛呢
[00:01:24] 要瞎呀
[00:01:25] 那姑娘哼了一声说
[00:01:27] 别管他
[00:01:28] 酒喝多了
[00:01:29] 非说自己是东海龙王
[00:01:31] 要把池塘里的水给吸干净
[00:01:34] 恐怕他应该不是si 池塘er si 人吧
[00:01:39] 姑娘
[00:01:42] 谁能给我安心囊
[00:01:49] 只记得我在小的时候吧
[00:01:51] 大概五岁左右的时候有一次呢
[00:01:54] 邻居的一个大哥啊
[00:01:55] 就杀鸡
[00:01:56] 我呢就在旁边看热闹啊
[00:01:57] 我当时凑得特别近
[00:01:59] 放血的时候呢
[00:02:00] 那个攻击力气大一扑腾
[00:02:02] 甩了我一脸的血呀
[00:02:04] 吓的我是边跑边哭
[00:02:06] 那个大哥呢
[00:02:07] 也怕我给跑摔了
[00:02:09] 就在后面追
[00:02:10] 哎
[00:02:10] 王乐手中还拿着一把带血的菜刀拐弯过去呢
[00:02:15] 隔壁家的一个老奶奶看见了就吓晕过去了
[00:02:34] 有一个朋友呢跟我说
[00:02:35] 记得在初中的时候
[00:02:37] 我和女同学在家里亲热
[00:02:39] 被老爹给撞见了
[00:02:41] 结果
[00:02:42] 我被打的三天住院啊
[00:02:44] 还记得我爹一边打我一边还念着网络上的流行的骂人语
[00:02:51] 你妹啊你妹啊你妹啊
[00:02:54] 到现在想起来呢
[00:02:55] 好像是另外一个意思呢
[00:02:58] 你妹啊哦
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