《Junk Food Junkie(Rerecorded Version)》歌词

[00:00:00] Junk Food Junkie (Live) - Larry Groce

[00:00:00] You know I love that organic cooking

[00:00:03] I always ask for more

[00:00:05] And they call me Mr. Natural

[00:00:07] On down to the health food store

[00:00:09] I only eat good sea salt

[00:00:11] White sugar don't touch my lips

[00:00:14] And my friends is always

[00:00:15] Begging me to take them

[00:00:16] On macrobiotic trips

[00:00:18] Yes they are

[00:00:20] But at night I take out my strongbox

[00:00:23] That I keep under lock and key

[00:00:25] And I take it off to my closet

[00:00:27] Where nobody else can see

[00:00:31] I open that door so slowly

[00:00:33] Take a peek up north and south

[00:00:35] Then I pull out a Hostess Twinkie

[00:00:37] And I pop it in my mouth

[00:00:46] In the daytime I'm Mr. Natural

[00:00:48] Just as healthy as I can be

[00:00:50] But at night I'm a junk food junkie

[00:00:52] Good Lord have pity on me

[00:00:58] Well at lunchtime

[00:00:59] You can always find me

[00:01:01] At the Whole Earth Vitamin Bar

[00:01:03] Just sucking on my plain white yogurt

[00:01:05] From my hand thrown pottery jar

[00:01:08] And sippin' a little hand pressed cider

[00:01:10] With a carrot stick for dessert

[00:01:13] And wiping my face in a natural way

[00:01:15] On the sleeve of my peasant shirt

[00:01:17] Yes I do

[00:01:22] Ah but when that clock strikes midnight

[00:01:24] And I'm all by myself

[00:01:27] I work that combination

[00:01:29] On my secret hideaway shelf

[00:01:31] And I pull out some Fritos corn chips

[00:01:33] Dr. Pepper and an Ole Moon Pie

[00:01:36] I sit back in glorious expectation

[00:01:38] Of a genuine junk food high

[00:01:48] In the daytime I'm Mr. Natural

[00:01:50] Just as healthy as I can be

[00:01:53] But at night I'm a junk food junkie

[00:01:55] Good Lord have pity on me

[00:02:00] My friends down at the commune

[00:02:02] They think I'm pretty neat

[00:02:04] Oh I don't know nothing about arts and crafts

[00:02:06] But I give 'em all something to eat

[00:02:09] I'm a friend to old Euell Gibbons

[00:02:10] And I only eat homegrown spice

[00:02:13] I got a John Keats autographed Grecian urn

[00:02:15] Filled up with my brown rice

[00:02:17] You know I do

[00:02:21] But lately I have been spotted

[00:02:23] With a Big Mac on my breath

[00:02:29] Stumbling into a Colonel Sanders

[00:02:31] With a face as white as death

[00:02:34] I'm afraid someday they'll find me

[00:02:36] Just stretched out on my bed

[00:02:38] With a handful of Pringles Potato Chips

[00:02:40] And a Ding Dong by my head

[00:02:43] In the daytime I'm Mr. Natural

[00:02:45] Just as healthy as I can be

[00:02:47] But at night I'm a junk food junkie

[00:02:49] Good Lord have pity on me