《The Illinois Enema Bandit》歌词

[00:00:01] The Illinois Enema Bandit - Frank Zappa
[00:00:11] And now folks it's time for Don Pardo To deliver our special
[00:00:16] Illinois Enema Bandit-type announcement Take it away Don
[00:00:22] "This is a true story
[00:00:26] About a famous criminal
[00:00:28] From right around Chicago
[00:00:30] This is the story of Michael Kenyon
[00:00:34] A man who's serving time at this very moment
[00:00:39] For the crime of armed robbery
[00:00:42] It so happened that at the time of the robbery
[00:00:46] Michael decided to give his female victims
[00:00:50] A little enema
[00:00:52] Apparently there was no law against that
[00:00:57] But his name lives on
[00:01:00] Michael Kenyon
[00:01:02] THE ILLINOIS ENEMA BANDIT "
[00:01:06] The Illinois Enema Bandit
[00:01:10] I heard he's on the loose
[00:01:15] I heard he's on the loose
[00:01:23] Lord the pitiful screams
[00:01:26] Of all them college-educated women
[00:01:29] Boy he'd just be tyin' 'em up
[00:01:32] (They'd be all bound down )
[00:01:36] Just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag fulla
[00:01:39] The Illinois Enema Bandit Juice
[00:01:42] He just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag
[00:01:45] Fulla The Illinois Enema Bandit Juice
[00:01:48] He just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag
[00:01:52] Fulla The Illinois Enema Bandit Juice
[00:01:55] He just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag
[00:01:58] Fulla The Illinois Enema Bandit Juice
[00:02:02] The Illinois Enema Bandit
[00:02:06] I heard it on the news
[00:02:11] I heard it on the news
[00:02:19] Bloomington Illinois he has caused some alarm
[00:02:26] Just sneakin' around there
[00:02:29] From farm to farm
[00:02:32] Got a rubberized bag
[00:02:34] And a hose on his arm
[00:02:37] Lookin' for some rustic co-ed rump
[00:02:40] That he just might wanna pump
[00:02:44] Lookin' for some rustic co-ed rump
[00:02:46] That he just might wanna pump
[00:02:50] Lookin' for some rustic co-ed rump
[00:02:52] That he just might wanna pump
[00:06:38] The Illinois Enema Bandit
[00:06:42] One day he'll have to pay
[00:06:47] One day he'll have to pay
[00:06:55] The police will say "You're under arrest "
[00:07:01] And the judge would have him for a special guest
[00:07:06] The D A will order a secret test
[00:07:12] And stuff his pudgy little thumbs in the side of his vest
[00:07:19] Then they'll put out a call for the jury folks
[00:07:26] And the judge would say "No poo-poo jokes "
[00:07:31] Then they'll drag in the bandit for all to see
[00:07:36] Sayin' "Don't nobody have no sympathy
[00:07:43] HOT SOAP WATER in the FIRST DEGREE "
[00:07:49] And then the bandit might say "Why is everybody looking' at me "
[00:07:54] WELL DID YOU CAUSE THIS MISERY
[00:07:59] WELL DID YOU CAUSE THIS KINDA MISERY
[00:08:05] WELL DID YOU CAUSE THIS MISERY
[00:08:11] Now one girl shout: "Let the Bandit be "
[00:08:18] BANDIT ARE YOU GUILTY
[00:08:19] BANDIT ARE YOU GUILTY TELL ME NOW WHAT'S
[00:08:22] YOUR PLEA
[00:08:24] Another girl shout: "Let the fiend go free "
[00:08:29] ARE YOU GUILTY BANDIT DID YOU DO THESE DEEDS
[00:08:35] The Bandit say "It must be just what they all needs "
[00:08:42] "It must be just what they all needs "
[00:08:48] "It must be just what they all needs "
[00:08:54] "It must be just what they all needs "
[00:09:00] "It must be just what they all needs "
[00:09:06] "It must be just what they all needs "
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