《猪八戒吃西瓜》歌词
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[00:00:04] 猪八戒吃西瓜
[00:00:08] 唐僧带着三个徒弟沙和尚、猪八戒和孙悟空去西天取经
[00:00:17] 一路走来
[00:00:18] 没有看见一座房子和一个人
[00:00:22] 又赶上了大热天的
[00:00:25] 太阳晒在身上火辣辣的
[00:00:30] 他们四个过了中午
[00:00:32] 不仅没吃上一顿饭
[00:00:35] 就连口水也没喝上
[00:00:37] 又饿又渴
[00:00:40] 好容易找到一座破庙
[00:00:43] 走进去歇息歇息
[00:00:47] 孙悟空说
[00:00:49] 师傅
[00:00:50] 你们就在这儿歇歇
[00:00:52] 我去弄些瓜果来
[00:00:54] 猪八戒听说要去找瓜果
[00:00:57] 口水都要流出来了
[00:00:59] 心想
[00:01:01] 让我跟猴子一起去吧
[00:01:03] 要是找到花果
[00:01:05] 如果老朱就可以先吃个痛快
[00:01:08] 于是猪八戒就跟着孙悟空一块儿去找瓜果了
[00:01:15] 猪八戒pa 刚走了几步
[00:01:19] 就出了一身的汗
[00:01:21] 他越走越后悔
[00:01:27] 真不该跟猴子出来
[00:01:30] 于是他就假装肚子痛不肯走
[00:01:39] 孙悟空知道他是偷懒
[00:01:43] 就一个跟斗翻到天上
[00:01:45] 独自去找瓜果了
[00:01:49] 猪八戒等孙悟空走了
[00:01:52] 就在大树底下躺着
[00:01:55] 正想打个瞌睡
[00:01:58] 忽然看见草堆里有一个大西瓜
[00:02:03] 嗯
[00:02:04] 他高兴极了
[00:02:05] 真想一个人把这个西瓜吃掉
[00:02:09] 但是一想
[00:02:13] 师傅和沙和尚还在庙里等着呢呢
[00:02:17] 我不能自个儿吃
[00:02:21] 可是八戒嘴馋
[00:02:24] 口水都流出来了
[00:02:26] 他实在是等不及了
[00:02:29] 他把西瓜分成四块
[00:02:33] 挑了一块最大的
[00:02:34] 先吃了起来
[00:02:39] 剩下的三块
[00:02:41] 他准备留着给师父和师兄师弟吃
[00:02:46] 就在这个时候
[00:02:47] 孙悟空刚好踩来了瓜果
[00:02:50] 一个跟斗翻了回来
[00:02:52] 正想从天上下来
[00:02:55] 他看见八戒捧着一块西瓜在大口大口的吃着
[00:03:00] 心想
[00:03:02] 嗯
[00:03:03] 这八戒可真馋哪
[00:03:05] 找到大西瓜躲在这里一个人吃
[00:03:09] 把师父和师兄弟们都王了
[00:03:11] 哼
[00:03:12] 让我再仔细看个明白
[00:03:15] 八戒吃完一块西瓜还想吃
[00:03:22] 真好吃
[00:03:23] 我把猴子的一块也吃了
[00:03:30] 他吃完第二块还想吃
[00:03:35] 呃
[00:03:35] 我把沙和尚的一块也吃了
[00:03:41] 他吃完了第三块
[00:03:44] 他还想吃
[00:03:45] 嗯嗯
[00:03:46] 不行
[00:03:47] 嗯
[00:03:48] 这是给师傅的
[00:03:49] 嗯
[00:03:51] Bei 只留一块也没意思
[00:03:57] 我把师父一块也就吃了
[00:04:01] 孙悟空看得又好气又好笑
[00:04:04] 便在空中叫了起来
[00:04:08] 八戒一听着了
[00:04:09] 慌忙将四块瓜皮丢得远远的
[00:04:14] 这才放下了心
[00:04:17] 孙悟空装作什么也没看见
[00:04:20] 心想
[00:04:22] 让我老孙来教训教训他
[00:04:26] 八戒跟孙悟空回去了
[00:04:30] 没走几步
[00:04:31] 八戒就踩上一块西瓜皮
[00:04:33] 啪的摔了一跤
[00:04:37] 脸摔肿了
[00:04:41] 八戒站起来一看
[00:04:45] 吃西瓜皮
[00:04:47] 哈是他自己丢的西瓜皮
[00:04:50] 他一声也不敢吭
[00:04:53] 想不到走了十几步
[00:04:56] 又踩上一块西瓜皮
[00:04:57] 身子摇晃
[00:04:59] 又摔倒了
[00:05:01] 把鼻子也摔出血来了
[00:05:04] 孙悟空把他扶起来
[00:05:06] 故意说
[00:05:08] 这是哪个
[00:05:10] 赖家伙吃了西瓜把西瓜皮乱丢
[00:05:13] 害得八戒连摔了两跤
[00:05:17] 八戒看了一下西瓜皮
[00:05:19] 心想
[00:05:21] 真倒霉
[00:05:24] 这会儿啊
[00:05:25] 八戒走路可小心啦
[00:05:28] 眼睛看着地上
[00:05:30] 走一步看一步
[00:05:34] 可是不知怎么搞的
[00:05:36] 忽然脚下一滑
[00:05:37] 又摔了一跤
[00:05:39] 摔倒在孙悟空身边
[00:05:42] 这一跤摔得可不轻啊
[00:05:44] 把脚也摔伤了
[00:05:49] 孙悟空笑着扶起他
[00:05:52] 八戒低头一看
[00:05:54] 又是一块西瓜皮
[00:05:56] 心想
[00:05:59] 是这猴子真知道我独自吃了一个大西瓜
[00:06:05] 故意用西瓜皮来教训我的
[00:06:10] 自己做错了事
[00:06:13] 又不好说什么
[00:06:15] 只好忍着痛
[00:06:16] 一瘸一拐地往前走
[00:06:23] 八戒瘸着腿好不容易走到庙前
[00:06:27] 心想
[00:06:29] 总算让我老朱进去好好的休息休息吧
[00:06:35] 哦哦
[00:06:36] 这一路摔得我好苦啊
[00:06:40] 正想着
[00:06:42] 谁知脚下一滑
[00:06:43] 又摔了一个大跟头
[00:06:47] 这次他摔得爬也爬不起来
[00:06:50] 很痛的是直哼哼哼哼
[00:06:54] 孙悟空扶着八戒进去
[00:06:57] 唐僧沙和尚看见孙悟空带回大包瓜果十分高兴
[00:07:03] 又看见八戒脸上是青一块紫一块
[00:07:07] 走路一瘸一拐的
[00:07:09] 忙问
[00:07:10] 借你怎么弄成这的模样啦
[00:07:16] 八戒红着脸哼哼唧唧的说我不该独自痛
[00:07:23] 吃了一个大西瓜
[00:07:25] 一路上
[00:07:25] 猴哥用西瓜皮把我教训成这个模样以后
[00:07:32] 以后突然再也不敢这样做了
[00:07:37] 孙悟空气那捧着肚子哈哈大笑起来
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